Hi Mira. How’re doing?

Hey Joni. I’m doing okay, I guess, considering.

What happened?

I was supposed to meet my mom for breakfast, but then my alarm didn’t go off. I think there must’a been a power surge sometime during the night. So I’m running late, but I figure I can call her, only my phone is out of juice.

Ah, the old double whammy.

What’s that?

When two things go wrong at the same time.

Right. So I figure I’ll only be a few minutes late, but then my car wouldn’t start.

Yikes, a triple whammy.

Maybe it was lucky.

How so?

Well, if the car had started I might have speeded and got pulled over. And it turned out my mom couldn’t make breakfast either, because she came down with something, and when she tried to call me, of course my phone was dead. So I guess not all whammies are bad whammies.

Ha ha, Mira, you’re funny. At least your phone is working now.

Right, and the cute guy next door got my car going, and that might lead to something.

That would be cool.

Fingers crossed. So Joni, any good whammies in your life?

I can’t think of any. Well, one time back in high school I gave this guy a triple whammy.

Someone I knew?

No. My cousin Brad. Brad Pelt.

Was he hot?

He thought he was.

So you triple-whammied him? What did that entail?

We were making out at his uncle’s summer home, getting all hot’n bothered. My mom always said that. Don’t get all hot’n bothered. I don’t think she was talking about sex, but who knows? Anyway, we were naked, Brad and I, lying on this day bed kind of thing on the sleeping porch. It was a screened in room at the back. You could see down to the creek. Sometimes there were deer nibbling at the flowers. I don’t think there were any deer this time. Or maybe I was sort of the deer. I was kind of nibbling at Brad’s penis. He does have a nice penis. He was lying on his back, and I was tracing my fingers lightly up and down the seam of his cock. Teasing him to complete stiffness. And I could tell he was just aching for me to suck him. But instead, I kept up those light strokes, and I began licking his balls. Just little licks with the tip of my tongue. Oh Joni, oh Joni, he kept mumbling. Please, Joni, please. But I kept up those light light touches and those light light licks, and then with my other hand I began toying with his asshole, like caressing it, the rim, around and around, still licking his balls and stroking the stem of his dick, and he was moaning, going please please please

and then I pushed my finger in, into his asshole. Gosh Mira, he came immediately. His whole body jolted. His asshole gripping my finger, clench, clench, clench. So I guess you could say I triple-whammied him.

I’ll say.

Yeah, there was cum all over his chest. I swirled it around some, dabbed some on his nipples and his nose. He was a helpless puddle of cummed out boy. And I felt really good about it.

Did you ever get around to sucking him or fucking him?

I did. We did. It was pretty good.

So do you think it’s possible to triple whammy a girl?

I don’t know, Mira. Why don’t you come over and we’ll see.