Santa Loves All Kids, Even Ginger Ones!

Thanks to my usual cast and crew of Editors and Advance Readers, most of whom prefer to pretend that they don’t know me and wisely wish to take no responsibility for any part of my addled writings ... except for Chipster82, JBruSmith, Mr Phibb ... and also Dragonsweb (whom seems to be unbalanced)

“Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous.” ― P.G. Wodehouse, Very Good, Jeeves!

“While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.” ― Mark Twain

“It is observed that the red-haired of both sexes are more libidinous and mischievous than the rest, whom yet they much exceed in strength and activity” – Gullivers Travels, by Jonathan Swift

“Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a real man to handle a redhead.” – Unknown