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Pepsi Paloma: Profile

I'm a very boring soccer mom. My husband is a fireman. My favorite color is cinnamon. My favorite flavor is tart. I listen to a lot of Big Band and Swing. I don't own a pair of sneakers. My mini-van has a tiny dent in the right rear quarter-panel. I didn't even know what a quarter-panel was until it got dented. Misfortune and useless information often go hand-in-hand, don't you think?