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God of Porn: Profile

I'm the other one.

Ten things nobody needs to know about God of Porn:
10 - I'm female
9 - I have pink shoelaces in my skechers
8 - I'm very short physically
7 - My favorite fruit is tequila
6 - I write while I sleep
5 - My hobbies include windmill climbing
4 - Holland revoked my visa
3 - My favorite band is Rammstein
2 - I'm very into black licorice
1 - Condoms have 7349 different uses so far

-------- **The woman who wrote and posted under this pen name here and elsewhere passed away in 2012. Her stories will continue to post by proxy over the next 12 months or so.