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dirtycopper: Profile

I am new at writing, although I have always had a vivid imagination. I am a redneck from south central Illinois, raised in a rural community. I hope you enjoy my writing.

Oh, the pen name. I was working as a small town cop and my cousin asked his son, at the front door of the local resturant, "What's a penny made of?" His response? Yep you guessed it. At the top of his lungs.

My cousin thinks he's funny.