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Are there story tags that cause you to ignore the story?

Rodeodoc 🚫

I've been caught ignoring a couple of stories because the description didn't do anything for me. Later I popped them opened and discovered they were some of the finest writing on the site in the last few months. Lesson learned.

But there are some codes that make me ignore a story. Anything that shows M/m or variants . If that's your thing more power to you but it does nothing for me. Are there codes that make you just scroll to the next one?

There's a current story posted that has lines and lines of codes. The usual M/F and all versions thereof. Some slightly kinkier like BDSM, etc. But there are some that appeal to what I think would be a small minority: torture, snuff, zoophilia, beastiality, politics.

We're all big boys and girls here and can choose what we want to read and ignore others. But really… politics? How low do you think we're willing to go?

tblev2011 🚫

@Rodeodoc

Mind control, hypnotism, snuff, torture, animal stuff.
I do the same thing, see something I don't like and ignore it thinking it's all about THAT. Then I recall times where I received messages because one of my stories had a miniscule amount of -something- and I didn't tag it. That -something- never showed up again in the story, but I added a tag.
I've even tagged something and then received three messages from one person complaining that the tagged thing was in the story!
Lately I just scan the description and go from there.
Oh yeah, scat play. No thanks.

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking 🚫

@tblev2011

Oh yeah, scat play.

I wouldn't read 'scat' stories for light entertainment but in the past I've held my nose and edited one or two.

AJ

Paladin_HGWT 🚫

@Rodeodoc

I think I get the joke about politics.

However, I would encourage you to consider stories using the Politics Tag. There are some very good stories that include politics in the story. Dramatically, and/or humorously. In one of my favorite stories there have been a variety of political sub-plots. They contribute to the story. At one point the MC got his dog elected mayor of a small town. It was response to low level corruption. It got funnier when the MC's grandmother πŸ‘΅ who was really running things, got the MC to do charitable works, for which the dog got the credit.

Another great story had a political sub-plot of students helping a challenger get elected to the school board. It was a classical political compromise, the students didn't like the incumbent more, and the challenger stated he wouldn't change his core views to suit the students. But since his focus was on improving scholastics, and he held no position on a specific social issue, they could form an alliance.

Many plot issues may be a distraction, or an enhancement to the story, depending upon the author.

Replies:   Rodeodoc
Rodeodoc 🚫

@Paladin_HGWT

Yes, the politics comment ''twas but a feeble attempt at humour. I thought the story you referred to was top notch.

Paladin_HGWT 🚫

@Rodeodoc

Snuff is one tag I always avoid. It utterly revolts me. Violence, even death, may have a part in a story. Murdering a person in a sex act is abhorrent.

"On screen" M/M (or variations) sex is not my cup of tea. Although there are some great stories with explicitly gay characters, just the sex is not depicted.

Beastiality, tentacles, and several other tags are a squick for me too.

ystokes 🚫

@Rodeodoc

There are a number of tags that I won't read unless the author says in the description that it is a small part of story but necessary for the story.

The one tag I can't understand is the smoking tag. One would think it causes cancer in the reader or something.

Replies:   REP
REP 🚫
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@ystokes

One would think it causes cancer in the reader or something.

Smoking is a difficult addiction to kick for it involves both physical and mental dependency. My attitude back then was I needed to have another cigarette now and the possibility of cancer was a slim possibility in the distant future. I had smoked for over 20 years and was able to quit about 40 years ago. I still have an occasional desire to light up a cigarette.

One of the things that helped me quit was a friend telling me to take a drag on my cigarette and then blow the smoke through a white handkerchief. The result was a large brownish stain on the handkerchief. He then said that gunk is coating your mouth, esophagus, and lungs.

That image helped motivate me but it took several attempts before I found a way to quit that worked for me.

Replies:   Switch Blayde
Switch Blayde 🚫
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@REP

Smoking is a difficult addiction to kick

The first time I quit smoking was tough, but I did it. Then I went into basic training (Army) where we were occasionally told, "Smoke 'em if you got 'em." If you didn't smoke, you didn't get the break so of course I started smoking again. Also, a carton of cigarettes was $1.73 in the PX.

But when I got out of basic training and AIT, quitting was a breeze. I knew I did it before so I simply never smoked again.

Replies:   REP
REP 🚫
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@Switch Blayde

I started smoking in AF basic training. Not sure why, but seem to recall wanting to do something during those 'smoke em if you have em' breaks. Stupid reason to start smoking, but as you said, back then it was an inexpensive vice and helped fill in the time. Thought it would be easy to quit, but found that I have an additive personality, predominantly food, tobacco, and alcohol. I did skip drugs and a few other behaviors.

tendertouch 🚫

@Rodeodoc

I have several tags filtered out β€” the stories don't show in my new/updated lists or my random list. Not a big deal for me. Even if that filtered out half of the stories here, there are still thousands, and I know that some of them are very good.

Replies:   Quasirandom
Quasirandom 🚫

@tendertouch

Same β€” I filter snuff, torture, and scat. No thanks.

bultacometisse250 🚫

@Rodeodoc

I cannot undersand writers who are obessed with huge breasts. They live in a world where every female sports a pair of triple D's. How many have passed you by today? I'm guessing none, just like yesterday and the day before that. The odd one here and there is realistic, but not every female in your virtually identical collection of fifty plus stories.

Replies:   Pixy  Rodeodoc  Marius-6  ystokes
Pixy 🚫

@bultacometisse250

Most often, obsessions start because of the rarity of the item.

Rodeodoc 🚫

@bultacometisse250

Although I am creeping past retirement age and have had interactions with many sizes of breasts, I still don't have any idea how to tell a cup size by sight.

Marius-6 🚫
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@Rodeodoc

Rough guide to Breast ("cup") size.

AAA = "flat" effectively

AA .5" or 1.5cm

A = 1" or 2.5cm

B = 2" or 5cm

C = 3" or 7.5cm

D = 4" or 10cm

DD is the distance out from a woman's chest, but wider.

Sizes such as E, FF, or H get more complex, and often are because a woman is overweight to obese, or had Breast Enhancement surgery.

Another likelihood is if she has D or smaller breasts you or I are unlikely to see even the edges of her breasts from directly behind. Perhaps a skinny girl you might see a bit of the curve of her breasts from behind; more likely with a D cup; in particular if her arms aren't tight against her side, and she isn't wearing lose clothing.

An even sloppier "guide" is a Plum = to AA or A, a Lime = A, a large-ish Lemon πŸ‹ = B πŸ˜€ an Orange 🍊 = C πŸ˜‰

D is in the Honeydew Melon 🍈 4" circumference 😍 πŸ‘ (I actually prefer a C-cup).

The width of a woman's chest, and her cleavage, depend upon how separated her breasts are. Some, even small ones, may touch, others may have significant separation.

I knew an athletic young woman in college who had a 36" bust A-cup breasts, firm, but pliable with a handspan separation. I thought she was beautiful; but others thought she was "flat" (because of her athletic build, I guess).

Purchasing lingerie for young women helped me learn measurements; as well as particular young ladies preferences.

Replies:   DBActive  Fra Bartolo
DBActive 🚫

@Marius-6

That doesn't account for the fact that cup sizes change with band (chest) size. If a woman is a 34B the cup volume is smaller than someone with 36B.
It also doesn't account for bra sizes being widely different from manufacturer to manufacturer. There is no industry standard sizing system.

Replies:   Michael Loucks
Michael Loucks 🚫

@DBActive

There is no industry standard sizing system.

Much to the annoyance of every woman in my life!

Ditto dress sizes. I know if I need 34/32 slacks, so long as the cut is similar, the fit will be similar. Same for 16.5/33 dress shirts. Dresses marked with the same size can be wildly different in actual size.

Fra Bartolo 🚫

@Marius-6

Rough guide to Breast ("cup") size.

Or, to quote the late Frank Zappa, "Anything over a mouthful is wasted" ;-)

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking 🚫

@Fra Bartolo

Or, to quote the late Frank Zappa, "Anything over a mouthful is wasted" ;-)

Obviously not a fan of boob jobs :-)

(ETA the SOL tag for that is tit-fucking.)

AJ

awnlee jawking 🚫

@Rodeodoc

Although I am creeping past retirement age and have had interactions with many sizes of breasts, I still don't have any idea how to tell a cup size by sight.

Become an author. They know instinctively :-)

AJ

Dicrostonyx 🚫

@Rodeodoc

While Marius-6 is correct about sizes, for the benefit of telling "a cup size by sight" or creating a mental image based on a story, I'd simplify it as:

A = too small to be obvious under most clothing, but still clearly a breast not just raised flesh

B = small enough that you can cover with one hand, but big enough to play with

C = big enough to put your hand under to hold

D = too big to hide even in loose clothing

DD+ = big enough to be distracting and uncomfortable for the owner

Obviously I'm oversimplifying and not intending to suggest anything about anyone who likes a given size.

Note also that a woman's height and body frame will affect both size and appearance. C-cup breasts on a woman who is 155cm (5'1") will likely be smaller in overall size than C-cup on a woman who is 180cm (5'11"), but will appear much larger. They stick out the same distance but aren't as wide or full.

Marius-6 🚫

@bultacometisse250

I cannot undersand writers who are obessed with huge breasts. They live in a world where every female sports a pair of triple D's. How many have passed you by today? I'm guessing none, just like yesterday and the day before that.

I see waaaaay too many D, DD, DDD, E, and H+ breasts... every day I go out! Sadly, that is because the women are over 200 pounds, or even 350+ pounds! Some ride those four-wheel "scooter chairs" and huff and puff in the rare circumstances they attempt to stand...

NOT sexy... well, I try not to recall some people are turned on by many things I find repulsive...

Of course, I am no longer an attractive man. At least I was fit. I am even losing some weight and still have some muscles πŸ’ͺ πŸ˜… πŸ™ƒ

I have read that a "B-cup" is most typical for teens and young women in porn videos. In the USA, after age 25 a D cup or larger seems typical; at least at the mall where I stroll, or when I go grocery shopping, or take the bus. 🚌 When I walk in the park B or C cups seems common.

blackjack2145309 🚫

@Marius-6

NOT sexy... well, I try not to recall some people are turned on by many things I find repulsive...

well this is the same with me as well, I try to zen out by thinking "Everyone's entitled to their kinks"

Though id say the worst thing an author can do is put something in a story the reader will hate and not warn them with codes....

Replies:   tendertouch
tendertouch 🚫

@blackjack2145309

Though id say the worst thing an author can do is put something in a story the reader will hate and not warn them with codes....

Agreed. I'll killfile an author if they include any BDSM content but don't code it. When I included a very minor rape scene I coded it, but also gave instructions in the forward on how to skip it.

It can get a bit confusing, though. I have a story in progress that includes a guy giving his trans girlfriend a blow job. I don't plan on coding it mm, but I'm sure some people would think it should be.

richardshagrin 🚫

@tendertouch

If you code a bra a poisonous snake a cobra can occur.

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking 🚫

@richardshagrin

If you code a bra a poisonous snake a cobra can occur.

Just like that! A bra code a bra!

AJ

Replies:   irvmull
irvmull 🚫

@awnlee jawking

Please do not encourage him.
There's a reason for the ignore button.

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking 🚫
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@irvmull

Please do not encourage him.

Actually I feel for him as a fellow human being. I suspect he is hurting somewhat at being sent to Coventry. So perhaps I intended a little encouragement, since I didn't judge his contribution this time to be overboard - I'm guilty of similar levels of irrelevance. Besides, I'd just solved a crossword clue whose answer was 'Aladdin' :-)

AJ

Switch Blayde 🚫

@tendertouch

a guy giving his trans girlfriend a blow job. I don't plan on coding it mm

You mean a biological male who transitioned to female but still has a working dick? Definitely mm, although the TransGender tag should take care of it.

Replies:   tendertouch
tendertouch 🚫
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@Switch Blayde

Transitioned, but no surgery. Similar to Unca D's Jeff and Chelsey in that regard.

Dicrostonyx 🚫
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@Marius-6

Sadly, that is because the women are over 200 pounds, or even 350+ pounds!

And yet all the 350 lb guys seem to have even smaller dicks. Does that sound fair to you?

[joking, obviously]

ystokes 🚫

@bultacometisse250

In anime not only are they obsessed with large breasts but they have them on young high school girls.

I myself don't care for big breasts, mostly the ones that have enough sag to pass the pencil test but also can support a sledge hammer.

doctor_wing_nut 🚫

@Rodeodoc

Are there codes that make you just scroll to the next one?

Yes.

Replies:   helmut_meukel
helmut_meukel 🚫

@doctor_wing_nut

Are there codes that make you just scroll to the next one?

Yes.

Nice done – answering his question without supplying the information he really was after.

HM.

irvmull 🚫
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@Rodeodoc

There's really only two sizes:

1. Can look her in the eye.

2. Can't, no matter how hard you try.

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son 🚫
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@irvmull

Three sizes:

1. Handful

2. Takes Two Hands to handle.

3. What do you think I am, an octopus?

ETA: Decided to expand that to 5 sizes:
1. Just a pinch
2. Handful
3. Takes two hands to handle
4. Piano for four hands
5. What do you think I am, an octopus?

solreader50 🚫

@Rodeodoc

I started a quicky reply but then deleted it before posting to come back later after a review of my un-preferences. So here goes

Hypnosis, Lolita, Paedophilia, Slavery and Teen Siren (not sure I've ever seen that last one).

Cross-Dressing, Hemaphrodite, Shemale and Transgender (unless applied to non-human alien species)

Celebrity, Fan Fiction, Futanari, Horror, Superhero, Tear Jerker and Zoophilia

Do over

All paranormal categories except Magic

All BDSM categories except Rough

Bestiality, Flatulence, Necrophilia, Scatology, Water Sports

My genres exclusions reflect the above list.

That apparently accounts for 26546 stories that I will not be offered. So be it. I am happy with the 28665 stories I can see.

Replies:   John Demille
John Demille 🚫

@solreader50

Tear Jerker

I can understand all the other ones. But Tear Jerker? You're missing on some great stories that carry this one.

Replies:   solreader50
solreader50 🚫

@John Demille

But Tear Jerker? You're missing on some great stories that carry this one.

I am aware of that. But I read SOL for entertainment and I am not entertained by sad stories. I get enough of those from real life.

Replies:   tendertouch  DBActive
tendertouch 🚫

@solreader50

I agree β€” that's why I exclude so many tags myself. Happy endings are one of my favorite parts of a story. Does that make me shallow? Who cares β€” the only one I have to satisfy is me.

DBActive 🚫
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@solreader50

Many of the Tear Jerker stories wind up HEA. The man/boy is devastated by loss of the love of his life or family but is brought back from the depths by the magical pixie girl.

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking 🚫

@DBActive

Many of the Tear Jerker stories wind up HEA.

The deeper the depths plumbed by a protagonist, the higher they soar after everything changes for the better.

AJ

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