Picture this... a man sits on the side of his bed with his trusty porn purveyor machine (also known as a laptop computer) sitting on the writing desk along side of his bed.
Yes, he understood the jokes from old coworkers about the effort and authority the writer often used to get his words to come on the screen. If the keyboard felt pain, it would probably scream each time the muse tickled the writing effort.
But lo late last week... the writing desk was swaying almost comically with every pounding of the keyboard. It's essence displayed in beauty of words on the screen. At least that's how the author will tell the tale. But still. The writing desk was uneasy. Perhaps it was an unconscious editorial thought on part of the desk. Or perhaps....... tragedy!
Apparently pulling the writing desk toward from the bed when the need to download the newest MILF scene out of Southern California's porn paradise hit. Or possibly the act of pushing the desk away from the bed when the latest chunk of Mayhem had been added onto the always opened file from OpenOffice.
But yes, a particle board leg gave way. Spilling everything on top of the desk as well as the contents of the single drawer upon the floor. Luckily, our possessing an other worldly sixth sense and the reflexes to react, your favorite writer prevailed and successfully caught the laptop keeping it from an inevitable crashing on the floor.
So for nearly a week there was no writing of the next chapter of Mayhem in a Pill. The idea of placing the computer on an actual lap and trying to type a chapter was not a comfortable time. But happily, the replacement desk has been delivered now complete with sliders on the legs to assist in the necessary pushing and pulling now added to the replacement desk.
So this weekend will see our intrepid scribe happily back at work on his trusty laptop on top of a new writing desk, preparing the next chapter for your amusement. He also had an opportunity to purchase new coasters to hold the ever-present bottle of cold fermented beverages from Shiner, Texas.
And also this weekend, he will take a few minutes to check in on Southern California's Pornoville and a few of his favorite MILFs.