Some guy got on me once for not having relevancy in my blog after I'd promised it to him...or something. Don't ask me.
So, in an effort to be relevant, here's the author's commentary for Fuckface:
I don't actually remember writing this story, so it's hard to say exactly how old it is. Probably it was done about the time I was writing Black Sheep, which is better, actually. Read that one instead.
Ummm...It doesn't have a point. I read the first couple paragraphs and then the last one, so whatever is in the middle eludes me, but I think it's safe to say: This story isn't about anything. It's pornography. I think I jammed a stick of butter up my vagina and followed it with a doorknob somewhere in the middle of writing, but that could have been a different occasion too.
Hard telling now.
That's all I have to say about it. Thanks.