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I just realized today was Thursday, and I'm not making a post about a new chapter being uploaded for Saturday. That feels rather weird, to be quite honest. I'm almost done with Chapter Two of Book Five, and it should be heading to the editors this weekend.

So, my goal is sometime between Halloween and Christmas to start posting Book Five. I'm not - at this time - planning on there being (or needing to be) a Book Six. The destruction of Earth and deaths of everyone should pretty much take care of that. (Well, okay, that may not happen.)(Probably won't, actually, but I had to give you a start, after all.)

No, I don't have a Patreon or other site where you can read things in advance. No, at this time, I have three editors, so unless something happens to one of them, I don't need another one. Yes, I do appreciate the comments - even the snarky ones - and everyone knows I respond to emails.

Chapter 30 brings Book Four to a close

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The Home Depot and Lowes nearby are running a special on torches and pitchforks, so you be properly equipped for storming my house. Also, if you're going to scream loudly, do it at noon, so it'll be hidden by the weekly tornado siren tests.

In all seriousness, this has been a blast, and I'll get Book Five out as soon as I can, but not before it's ready.

I'm working on a TRR (Treatments, Repairs, and Replacements) on one deal, I have a final walk-through this afternoon with closing tomorrow on another.

Chapter 29 is in line

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Wow, that rhymed! Does that mean I'm a poet and didn't know it? Okay, maybe not. I'll be busy this weekend doing something we haven't seen for a while - hosting an open house both Saturday and Sunday. Basically, my clients need to sell immediately.

My brand new steel shed didn't like the 80 mph wind gusts that came through night before last, so it decided to imitate a French general, and laid down on its back. I hadn't had time to get it secured to the ground - too damn many landscaping projects. Once the backyard dries out - we did get a LOT of rain, too - I'll get out there and stand it back up.

Speaking of landscaping projects, both the local Lowes and Home Depot have said they've had a run on pitchforks, torches, hoes, and axes. Something about preparation for storming some hanging cliff next Saturday, or something like that. Blücher! (My readers whinny and cry in fright!) Have a good weekend, and remember, nothing can go wrong, go wrong, go wrong...

Chapter 28 & Memorial Day

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I just uploaded Chapter 28 for Saturday morning. At least this doesn't end in a cliffhanger, just a meeting. The current plan is to start posting Book 5 sometime between Halloween and Christmas. No, I can't be any more specific than that. Disturbingly enough, I'm actually doing real estate work, so my job is taking up a lot of my time. (I know, who would've thought?)

Since I am in the United States of America, this upcoming Monday is a national holiday. It's Memorial Day, the start of summer, parties, and cookouts. It's not a day for me - I'm a living veteran. It's the day to pause and give thanks to all those men and women who served their country in the military and have given the last full measure of their devotion to freedom. Render them the honors they are due.

Chapter 27 uploaded for Saturday

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I just reread this chapter before getting it ready for Saturday morning. Is it hubris when, as the author, you go, damn, I like this? I don't know if other authors run into this (Forum post idea!) but when something was written long enough ago that it's not fresh in your mind and you read it, do you ever go, damn, this is pretty good. Wait - I wrote this? What the hell?

Supply and demand in the real estate market is still crazy, in case anyone cares.

Oh, and I'm about halfway done with Chapter 2 of Book 5. Football season and play starts before classes do, and not all of the other coaches are necessarily aware of Cal, Eve, and all the other wives. Especially those that have now decided to take classes at Stanford. I'm quite certain I'll get comments when you FINALLY get to read this about how Cal is pushy, overbearing, and threatening. Remember, it's only if he feels someone he loves is being threatened - then it's God help you. :)

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