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(Unwanted) Sexual Advances in the Workplace; the 'MeToo' meme

November 13, 2017
Posted at 10:54 am

Notice, gentle reader that coincident with all the news of boys acting badly, there is at least one story a week concerning female teachers and minor male students, traumatized by their sexual hijinks.
As a male gorwing up in the fifties, I also was hit on by Dirty Old Man Pedo's. You learned to recognize and refuse quietly. I could proclaim 'MeToo', but what's the point.

But all of us men KNOW that working in a mostly female company is like group therapy for the male id.
Usually the comeons are subtle and can be brushed off politely and nicely. Sometimes they are brash and to the point. 'Do you have a girlfriend?' 'I'm Married' 'That's not what I asked'
- See Chap 1 my story 'My Navel Gazette'

My favorite ego-booster though was in NYC as I explained to a room of women sales reps (all with advanced degrees, by the way) who were liaison to a very large firm that our telecom to that firm was having problems. I relayed the words of the phone company foreman: "It's not as simple as climbing a pole"
From the back of the group:
"I'll climb your pole."
I looked at her. She didnt even blush. But I was sorta pissed that five of her co-workers heard that. No way was I gonna be able to follow up. Ever!
C'est la vie.

Kudos to a reviewer! Manddscott on 'Banner Year'!

February 11, 2017
Posted at 11:00 am

This is one EXCEPTIONAL 'coming of Age' classic

Read the review then read the story. If anything, Reviewer understates the richness of content.

He states, in his opinion, the story degrades in technical quality as it goes along and he is an admitted Grammar Nazi.
I saw one or two (and they were likely typo's which is a different category to me) although I'm waxing eloquent after only four chapters, I bookmarked the story to actually PROLONG the pleasure of reading it.. it's THAT GOOD.

The Sad Story of Bill Cosby...

December 31, 2015
Posted at 10:18 am

What enrages me MOST is watching the hypocritical women on the news, who just a year ago were probably reading (and rubbing off to) 'Fifty Shades of Grey'.
The 'victims' were most likely living out their own fantasies at being alone and helpless in the hands of a powerful black man. Not ALL, mind you... but I would suppose many of them.
Bill, on the other hand, had his own fantasies and who is to say 'WHY THOSE FANTASIES?'
None of these SHOULD take away from all the good work of his past, but it will; because 'Human Nature'.
And how ironic that at the same time Hillary is spouting some bullshit about women needing to be taken seriously when they charge a man with sexual harrassment, she brings in Bill 'the Schlong' to help her out in her campaign. Same guy seen on 'Pedophile Island'
Tale of Two Bills
He actually DID coerce women to screw him. No interns, mind you... they did so willingly.. but others who came to his attention.

Sometimes the mind reels at the Idiocy

The Troubling World of Schizo-Feminism

December 20, 2015
Posted at 7:11 am

We're now experiencing 'Fifty Shades of Grey Remorse!'
At one and the same time, we emerge from the Pop Culture fluke of 'Fifty Shades of Grey' Fan Gurlz into campus crusades against 'Rape Culture' in which the coed victim doesn't seem to realize they were 'raped' until they sober up.. AND their best friend / roommate tells them they were assaulted.

And we are seeing over and over, reports of young female teachers who get involved with minor male (and young female) students.

It's not hard to figure out that:
A: Many or most of these women are reliving their fantasy versions of their teen years. What they might have done "if they knew then what they know now."
- That's nothing new. I heard that said by good looking young marrieds, during after-party conversations, over forty years ago.

B: It's barely hinted in press Opinions on the issue but these young impressionable HS boy 'victims' are far from innocent participants.
Also barely hinted, parental negligence in pointing out there is a reason for 'Moral Certainty' when it comes to our western culture.

I suggest that it's not porn, per se, that results in this. It's the normalization of soft porn in media. It's the Feminist Battle Cry Insistence.. that 'It's my sexuality, my body, and what I do with it is MY business'.
- Well, it always was! In my stories, the fem characters always have a strong sexual urge and will confess it, given the right time and situation. But they dont do so publicly.

They will not engage in organized Slut Walking, which bottom line is: "I will show you what you can't touch and you certainly can't fuck, and if you stare too much, then I will make your life miserable."

God, or nature, take your pick; gave us a unique control of our own sexuality. maybe to see how we would handle it.
Fantasies are one thing, acting them out is another. To act them out recklessly is far more damaging to individuals and society as a whole.

So it's a conundrum. 'Hot for Teacher' is delicious in concept. Adult women sexualized to the point of being prey to horny boys' fantasies is troubling. Doing so and documenting it with social media is courting disaster.

Now let's extrapolate this into a big picture understanding of young teen girls who actually elect to join a fundamentalist cult where they KNOW they will be treated as a subservient to the males in the group.

People need and want boundaries. They want safe zones. On campuses over the western world this has translated into a perverted meaning of freedom from 'Ideas that make you uncomfortable'.
"Freedom from having to make decisions about my life view, and how I relate to the world."
And they REALLY want other people to do it for them. In society at large, that will always lead to tyranny and fascism. And so, how better than joining a cult that makes no bones about how women relate to the men in the group.
Don't ever be surprised by the story of a proclaimed feminist who will give it all up to be a nurture and pleasure giver.

Or 'Hot Teacher' who decides her do-over fantasies align with schoolboy TILF wet-dreams.

Election Lunacy: An SOL story for the time.

November 16, 2015
Posted at 7:44 am
Updated: November 16, 2015 - 7:58 am

I was surfing through the Random Stories and came across the perfect entry for this silly season. Written in early '08, by leapyearguy, a yokel from a dive bar in PA runs for President on the slogan best paraphrased by: "Who gives a fuck, just do it!"

Across Party Lines

It would have seemed totally ridiculous in '08 but, as we found out again, ANYONE can be President if promoted right and that bears out in spades this season. On one side we have an aging Hippy who believes everything can be free, and an also aging Harridan who talks about the evils of Rich Corporations while taking tons of cash from them. Did you know she wrote her Master's Thesis on Saul Alinsky?

On the other side we have an entire Short Bus FULL of eager aspirants, topped by the two favorites who have absolutely no connection to the DC cesspool.

So... you thought that flyover people had no clout? Think again.

This is Revenge of the Herds!

Across Party Lines

Read it, morons!