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Wow... um... maybe I should just stop.

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Okay, I get it. Some of you don't like things that don't go your way. You enjoy attacking someone telling a story they feel others may like. I don't see many of your writings for me to peruse and abuse.

I know, as a writer, you are supposed to have tough skin; believe me, I have tough skin. But damn, I do this for fun. I'm not getting paid. I'm even giving up valuable MILF porn-hunting time to do this for y'all. But what do I get?

Ugh. Take a breath, Shiner.
Okay, maybe another one.

Crap. I don't even feel like picking up a cold one to help lift my spirits.

It goes from several people liking the story and coming along with me for an adventure to find out where it is going. Believe me. It is going somewhere. To people listing things they hate about a story that is updated periodically and they are reading off the internet for free. If they are still reading, then I figure the story meant something to them, but now their pet peeves are keeping them from enjoying something that I, for one, am damn proud of.

I've kept a list of people who reacted negatively to the story and have not, in my opinion, given a real reason for doing so. And I understand if they have legitimate reasons for not liking certain aspects of the story. But the legitimate reasons are becoming few and far between, in my humble opinion. And when it comes to this story, the first one I've ever allowed others to read... (Take another breath, Shiner)

I digress.

I hate it when these opinions come out of the left field. You don't like one part of the story. Fine. Don't read it. I'm pretty sure I will go a lot more in-depth to let you know if there will be a bump in the road.

I write blogs like this one. I write notes at the beginning of the chapter, like this most recent chapter. I've only read a few stories that try to keep you up-to-date on what is about to happen in the story. I openly thank BarneyR and his great story "Bob's Great Adventure for giving me the initial idea of warning the reader of something upcoming that might set off squicks in some readers. He ain't the only one, but he's the first one off the top of my head.

But I digress once again. Gotta get back on track.

I ain't giving up. I have more stories to tell, and yes, I know some... well, oftentimes, the time between chapters is a little too long. But if you want me to speed it up, then pay my mortgage, and I'll quit my job to work full time on this. Hell, I'll even name a character in the story after you.

Again, I ain't gonna quit. I ain't turning off the comments. And I ain't turning off the voting. Because if I had done that, then I would have quit.

But if you don't like that, ask for a refund for the money you spent reading my story.

--Shinerdrinker

P.S. I wonder how many readers I will lose because of this blog post. So be it.

Okay, I did something... finally.

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The last week was very nice. The wife and I were both happily away from each other. In the same house, but doing what we wanted, we ate dinner out together each night since her family left.

It's been nice.

So I've had some time to work on the new chapter of Mayhem in a Pill. So I've begun the process of posting by sending it out to my editors, who have been patiently waiting by their email for my scribbly musings. They waited on bended knees for each chapter. I mean, how could they not?

So I figured I should help with their anxiety and give them something to read.

As such, the next chapter will post soon and I suggest you go back in chapters to get caught back up with the future Tim timeline.

That is all.

--Shinerdrinker

New blog, who dis?

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Someone recently asked me where I have been. Well actually, they probably didn't care that much about me, but just wanted to know when was another chapter coming. I totally understand.

I haven't been writing much because I've been sans spare time. But the last of the wife's visiting family members just pulled up the stakes of their wagon and headed west, or east, I really don't give a fuck!

(I almost didn't write fuck, then I remembered where I'm writing.)

I just finished a final clean-up of the house with the wife and had a quiet breakfast with her. It was nice. The demon hell spawn cat even rubbed on my leg, and gave an appreciative purr, in appreciation of the mean little people leaving her alone.

So I sat down at my computer and I just got inspired to do some writing and an explanative blog post since I'll have some time today with the Cowboys already finished for the week.

(The wife also wanted some alone time, so we agreed to leave each other alone until dinner time out on the town to reward ourselves for surviving.)

So I'mma write a lil' bit.

You convinced me. Well, you and the cat. It was kind of sweet. Just a sec... no, dammit go away your binky ain't in here! Sorry, the cat just interrupted me. You know it's funny, I think she understood since I heard a purr down the hall.

Yep, my training is coming along nicely.

--Shinerdrinker

Finally, A moment of piece.

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Okay. So it's been a while.

I haven't forgotten about "Mayhem in a Pill" or given it up. Family drama tends to bubble up to the surface around holidays featuring family. My family is no exception.

I write this as eight nieces and nephews are yelling and screaming at their 14 or are it 15 devil spawn running up and down the hallways and staircase of my previously quiet home. The cat ran away and is hiding, so at least there is that. Wow, I found the silver lining.

Anywho, I haven't had a chance for much writing, and my normal stay up late and work in the quiet of the evening has been shattered by the various little spit merchants destroying my formerly lovely home. I found a few minutes here... hang on... ugh, another cretin looking for its mother. I told it their mother ran away from home, and now I'm getting chastised by my wife for some reason. She's yelling something about me not listening to her when there is a problem. I dunno. I wasn't really listening. Bah dum tiss.

Okay, comedy aside, I'm waaay late on the next chapter, and I don't see it coming down the pipe until maybe next week. But the real good news is they all leave by Saturday. I know it's only been a week, but that week started six months ago. So long story short. Too late. The next chapter is postponed for another week or so. But I can tell you few fans still left that it is going back to the future with a view of what happened when the thin Tim and George are called into action to help rescue the undercover agent sent in to spy on the CID-SI when they discover she is in fact a spy.

So if you are desperate for something to read this weekend, refamiliarize yourself with that part of the story. I know I had to.

So with that, I'll bid you all... one sec. "No! I don't need to watch you walk down the stairs on your hands. On second thought... should be good for shits and giggles, especially if the eventual fall takes out a few of your demon army along the way."

Wow. Maybe there is a god. Got three of them, and I'm not the only adult in the house smiling.

Enjoy your holiday!

--Shinerdrinker

Something I noticed late Saturday night

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I just finished watching the Alabama vs. Texas A&M college game and decided to change the channel. I switched to Saturday Night Live, and the description of this new episode has guest host Brendan Gleeson. Okay, that's got potential, and then the musical guest is Willow.

This is where I went down a little path.

If you've followed along with me on this website, I have waxed poetic about my love of the serial "Dman" by Cold Creek in the past. While I love the stories, I have mainly complained about the lack of a new chapter in this great series. It has been a while since Cold Creek updated his incredible story. But there it is in full color... Willow is playing tonight on the long-running show.

Of course, it is not the "Willow" from the "Dman" series. But I could not help but instantly remember the feeling of two of Michael Stewart's girlfriends leaving him to be with each other. They never spoke to each other about it; it just stopped, and everyone ghosted everyone else.

I now believe this is why a burgeoning relationship with his English teacher in "Mayhem in a Pill" also fizzled out. I didn't figure that out until just now.

All because I got triggered when I read "Willow" was to be a musical guest host on a well-past-its-prime TV show.

P.S. This Willow is Will Smith, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air's kid... when did she become a singer?

P.P.S. And now I wanna re-read the Dman series. But for sure, my want of a new chapter in that story will someday be satiated. And then I'll immediately want another.

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