Got an anonymous email this morning asking when the next chapter of High School Hookers will be posted. I admit, it's been a while since I posted chapter 3. I'm sorry to say, I have not started chapter 4 yet, and it may be a little while before I can. Life can be like that - late nights at the office, that sort of thing. This Saturday, I'll be at the movies watching the HD broadcast of Götterdämmerung from the Met. That's an all-day affair - noon to six. And to tell you the truth, I am having a little trouble figuring out exactly what happens next. So please be patient. I promise I will get back to work.
Beginning at about 11:45 p.m yesterday and ending at about 6 this morning, someone - I don't know who - read almost all of my stories and left a TPA score for each. Most of the scores were straight tens, though some were as low as five, which leads me to believe that whoever it was wasn't just a friend trying to make me feel better. The only stories of mine that did not receive new scores were "Young Anna Partridge," on which the voting is closed, and "Don't Tell Mommy," which surprises me, since it's one of my most frequently downloaded efforts.
Perhaps my mystery reader didn't have time to get to it, or perhaps they're saving it for later, or perhaps they came so much reading my other work that they need time to rest before moving on.
In any event, thank you, masked man. That's a lot of porn to read in just six hours. And hey, if you liked everything so much, how about sending me some feedback in the form of an email? I'd love to hear from you.
And happy birthday, Jimmy Joyce.
Chapter three is now posted.
The girls hold what will probably be their last babysitters' meeting, but before they can move on to selling sex, they have to deal with Holly's daddy issues ...
With 3869 downloads, "High School Hookers" is now my most read story, surpassing "Candy-coated Popcorn, Peanuts and a Prize" by 1. That's noteworthy to me, because CCPPP has been up since June, and HSH was only posted ten days ago. As Christie says in Ch. 1, old guys love young pussy. She must be on to something.
PS, taking the advice of some of my emailers here, I sent my dirty limerick to one of the websites that actually care about the culture wars. It got a good response.
I came across this yesterday. I'm posting it here just because.
There was a young fellow named Menzies,
Whose kisses threw girls into frenzies.
But a virgin one night
Crossed her legs in a fright
And fractured his bifocal lenses.