Paige Turner: Stories

'The Old Reality Bar & Grill' is a television show on the Qubit Comedy and Drama Hour.

Mid seventies Marin: A mid twenties rock n roll photographer, his drop dead gorgeous girlfriend, the jailbait kid next door, Sex, drugs and rock n' roll! You'll find about every cliche in erotica here: the three some, the blonde taking twelve inchs, underage girls getting nailed in the hot tub, dirty pictures, toys, voyuerism, blonde twins, even sexy dresses that give great tit shots when Nancy leans over. Life isn't just a series of hot fucks. These stories are overlapping tales of a group of friends hanging out together. Tony works wierd hours, Nancy is a LMT at a health center and neither of them are into monogamy. He's trying to become the next Annie Liebowitz and she's into pushing him into situations he's sometimes not entirely comfortable with. There is a huge line between thinking about nailing the young virgin and your girlfriend encouraging you to go for it. These aren't your ordinary kind of couple. Yeah, they lie about their sex lives. But sometimes you just have lie to your girlfriend about the lipstick on your dick, right? Nancy might look like a dumb blonde. (Oh, are you in for a suprize!) Life in the fast lane. With a slight twist.

A group of Special Forces soldiers are sent to be range safety officials to a television show in production. One of the soldiers is a noted 'tall tail teller' and has enough stage present that they cast him in the starring role for the TV show 'Jack's Place' Before this is over, 'Jack the Cat' will be officially voted 'the luckiest soldier in TWO armies!' and will be up for the role of Paris Hilton's boyfriend if the show gets picked up. With Jack the Cat's world being a bit crazier than thou's, since his landlord's daughter is hiding a couple of soldiers in her bedroom ... is that aiding the enemy? Officially?