Another Chance
Copyright© 2014 by Old Man with a Pen
Chapter 45
Let's get one thing straight right off the bat: You can NOT win the thing on the first lap ... but you can sure as hell lose it.
I have seen a lot of strange things in three lives ... I remember those. I don't remember being an indian and fighting in the 'red water.' Or any of those other lives the sweat lodge brought out...
"Nevah happen, GI."
But I have watched a race car run over the trunk, top and hood of three cars on the green flag and end up buried in the trunk of a fourth before he ever made the starting line ... so I KNOW you can lose it on the first.
I am pleased to say no one sunk in the channel but four of the starters in Class C ended up in shallow water on the beach. Three on the north side and one on the south side. I can also say that those four were the biggest braggarts before the start.
So.
The gun went bang
Grace said, 'Dang,
Those crazy guys can all go hang.
We'll sit back here
And not go near.
We'll wait for the traffic to get clear."
And the crew sang:
Yo Ho
Yo Ho
Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum.
The last boat cleared
The end of the pier
Grace said, "David, go check our gear."
It looked alright,
The weather was bright
We sailed down the channel and passed the light.
Yo Ho
Yo Ho
Yo Ho Ho and away we go.
"We have a choice
You have a voice.
Algoma bay or Port Washington?
Which to choose
Is up to youse
Sixty six miles to either one."
Yo Ho
Yo Ho
Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum.
Prevailing winds
Are from the north west
You should pick the one that works the best.
"I don't care
Double dog dare.
Chose the one with the best air."
"I don't know
If the wind won't blow
We'll be moving awfully slow."
Yo Ho
Yo Ho
Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum.
There goes a boat
Without no hope
They broke their mast and that's no joke
Too much sail
They'll have to bail
I doubt their pilot will land in jail
Yo Ho
Yo Ho
Yo Ho Ho and away we go.
Half way there
Without a care.
We tore a sail, we have a spare
Time for a snack
We'll have to share
Go below and repair.
Yo Ho
Yo Ho
Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of Coke
The breeze's gone light
We'll have a fight
We'll be out here half the night
I do care
There's ships out here
They'll run us down without a care.
Yo Ho
Yo Ho
Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of Sprite
Now here's a pile
In the next mile
Lights in the water but what the heck.
It'll slow us down
But we won't frown
We're saving lives from the wreck.
Yo Ho
Yo Ho
Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum.
Oh my God
Here comes the fog
Couldn't see an asshole on a dog
It's so dark
We need an ark
We need an ark or a place to park.
Yo Ho
Yo Ho
Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum.
"Grace?"
"Yes, David?"
"Where's the radar set?"
"In storage."
"Why?"
"It was heavy. You fucker!!"
"What does it look like up there?"
"It's clear to the north, not so good south."
"What's south?"
"It's got to be a Class A but they're moving. They've got some idiot hoisted up the foremast. I wonder about some people's kids.
"They're awfully close, David. Send up a flare at 9 o'clock and about 45 degrees.
"Great shot!! Got him! They're turning way."
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