Chapter 132: Dirty Mother Nature

Even though I don’t remember doing it, I sure did a great job making myself look like I survived a tornado by lying in the lowest place I could find in a pinch.

My goggles popped up a message that 911 had already been called and there were lots of emergency responders heading this way. No one was killed thanks to me getting the family behind Trudy’s house into their bomb shelter. In fact, I was the only one with even minor injuries. The family behind Trudy didn’t even yet know that all they had left of their house now was the bunker they were in and the pipes from the bathroom where the one kid had been taking a shower.

I can’t believe I have no idea if the kid in the shower was a boy or girl. Did I really get them in a towel so quickly and then into the shelter before I could even register any part of their body?

When the shock wore off, Trudy’s friends were freaking out about me sitting there in shredded clothes and bleeding. Before the whole area became a zoo, I had to see the swatch of damage from the tornado. Trudy saw the look on my face as I got up to move toward the back door. Instead of saying anything she got my arm over her shoulder to help me walk back there. She pulled a chair from the kitchen outside onto the deck, after making sure it was safe, and made me sit down.

Wow! That is a lot worse than I could have guessed.

Where I had pulled the energy out of middle of the tornado I could see a nearly semi-circle area with part of the roof off the back of Trudy’s blown off by the front edge of the tornado. The width of the damage was at least five houses wide. From here to where the tornado had touched down only had piles of debris and signs of where a house might once have been built. If someone used a tornado sized leaf blower to clear the debris I doubt if anyone could tell from the air that something had once been built along the tornado’s path.

Shit I hope people will believe it when they see the damage to Trudy’s house. That would cause a lot of questions otherwise.

I was lost in my thoughts when I heard one of the girls say there was an injured boy out on the back porch with Trudy, but they had no idea who I was.

How could they not know my name with Trudy screaming it at me earlier?

A pair of fireman came out onto the porch with the girls behind them. One girl put her finger to her lips to tell me to keep quiet.

They quickly checked me over before telling us we needed to get out in front of the house. Trudy’s house had been hit by the tornado and we couldn’t be inside it again until it was checked out by a structural engineer. One fireman talked into a handheld radio to tell an ambulance to head over here. Some code I didn’t understand was given about the house. The police and two ambulances showed up at the same time.

The two girls were taken into one to get checked out. Trudy refused to go to that one saying she was going to be right there with me no matter what. I noticed she was holding a clean pair of my jean shorts and one of my t-shirts.

I ask her later why she has my clothes at her house. Her butt and hips are too wide to fit my shorts anymore and the shirt was tight on me before I went to the driving school. No way can she get into it with her boobs.

As one paramedic cut my shirt off to start checking me over the other asked my name. I watched them look at me strangely for a few seconds.

Finally, they asked me, “David Jones? The one who was in a coma for months? Fell off a roof, hit by a car and never had more than a scraped knee David Jones?”

“One and the same,” I said.

The female paramedic called in to the hospital to say I hadn’t managed to make it to my fifteenth birthday without trying to see if I could live through standing in the path of a tornado. Yes, I was awake, alert and joking with her. No, I wasn’t ignoring her one bit and there was a girl with me that insisted she be in the ambulance with me. The girl wouldn’t leave my side.

One of the girls that had been at Trudy’s knocked on the back door of the ambulance. The paramedic had let her look in at me for a bit before asking her what she wanted.

“Trudy, the police called my mom and said they would give us a ride home. Can you come in with them while we get our bags? The police won’t let us go into your house without you,” she said.

After the paramedic said they would wait on Trudy to lock up before we left for the hospital, the three girls hurried into the house. All three came out followed by a cop. He must have gotten a good show because I could easily see that all three were now wearing panties and bras as well as different clothes than they had on when I herded them into the bathroom. As little time as they spent in the house the girls must have stripped and dressed as fast as they could without caring who saw them.

The woman paramedic asked me if Trudy and I were dating. I saw Trudy waiting outside the ambulance as she waited to see how I answered.

“Well it is complicated,” I said after hearing myself make an involuntary wince as a piece of something was pulled out of my arm. “We sleep together and see each other naked a lot. You know, that sort of stuff. I know she really appreciates it when I give her a good body massage with one of the nice smelling lotions that magically started to appear in my bathroom. I think we have done as much as a boy and girl can do with each other. Well as much as a boy can with a girl who is a lesbian and has zero interest in what I have between my legs no matter how much interest I have in what is better hers or up on her chest.”

Trudy climbed into the ambulance to say, “You won’t believe how good he is at massaging in body lotion. If he was a girl, well we would be an item. The best I could describe him would be to say he is like an adopted brother who wasn’t told he couldn’t take baths and showers with his sister anymore or share a bed naked with her. He really is my best and closest friend I have ever had.”

“So, you won’t have a problem if she sees you naked as we head to the hospital,” the male paramedic asked as he was already cutting my shorts off.

The female paramedic looked down at my dick and said, “Congratulations David. I see you have grown quite a bit all over since the last time you were naked in my ambulance. You definitely smell a lot better.”

“David told me he was accident prone. So, what did he do that had him be naked in your ambulance,” she asked.

Damn I love this girl like a sister by why did she have to ask that question? Seriously. Why that one question?

Evidently the other paramedic at least knew enough about me that what he heard wasn’t a surprise when the Female paramedic answered her.

“He went off playing hero and got himself struck by lightning who knows how many times for his trouble. Every stitch of his clothing was fried off his body,” she said as she got into the driver’s seat and told Trudy to buckle up in the front passenger seat as I was strapped down on the gurney. “We weren’t even sure if he was alive. None of the instruments worked. We had to rely on a mirror to tell he was at least breathing since we couldn’t find a pulse. I thought he was playing a joke on me when he said his name was David Jones. He didn’t have on his coke bottle glasses and has grown a lot, everywhere, in the last year. As many times I have been called to take him to the hospital to be checked out I have never seen him with more than a scraped knee. Not even after being hit by lightning.”

I tried to diffuse what I knew would be coming as soon as Trudy had the chance to ask, “Hey now. No one has been able to show that I was actually hit by any of the bolts of lightning. They said me seeing the lightning from that close with my coke bottle glasses caused my eyes to get so light sensitive that I have to wear these dark goggles. I still think the reason I was naked when I was put in the ambulance was because someone else had cut my clothes off me before you arrived to see if I had something stuck in me that was causing me to seem like I was dead. I would have been burned at least somewhere if I had been actually hit by lightning.”

Evidently what I said and the follow up questions that Trudy asked finally clued the female paramedic in to realize she let the cat out of the bag. Trudy was told about how the town had covered it all up to keep me safe from the predatory news services. She went as far to say there was some concern that some three-letter agency would come take me somewhere to figure out if I really did survive being hit by lightning, versus it hitting around me. If I did they would want to find out exactly how sny way they could.

“Normally no one would have bothered, especially not for David as he was ignoring everyone around him. If he hadn’t run headlong into a tug of war rope some girls were using to practice for field day they would have died. Instead he caused the rope to be jerked from their hands. That caused them all to fall down the big hill. All they could find of the rope were some burnt sections. Under where the center knot had been some scientists found a big area of fused dirt from where one of the lightning bolts had hit. Some of the people said David was a hero. He didn’t only save those girls. Once the school had talked to everyone, mostly to try to cover their butts from a lawsuit, they found that his actions probably saved a lot of the other kids and teachers as well. All the girls he caused to fall down the hill started screaming at him to stop before he ran into the rope. They were so loud that everyone stopped to look over to see what was going on. As best as the school officials can tell that was when most of the kids and teachers noticed the rapidly approaching storm. They were all running for shelter in the school before the girls at the bottom of the hill had even gotten to their feet. David was the only one on top of the hill near the old wooden flagpole when it was hit. The same scientists found at least seven places in the ground where seven other kids had been standing when the girls started screaming,” the paramedic explained. “I have heard rumors that he now has this big hoard of girls waiting to show him how much they appreciate him saving their lives or at least show him how much they appreciate him being very discrete about his extracurricular activities. I am sorry. I thought that you were just another of them that already knew about it.”

Hopefully Trudy was trying to take the sting out as she said, “I don’t know about a horde looking to get him in their beds. I do know that he has a lot of lesbian girls at school that say if they ever wanted to try out a boy that it would be David they chose. Can you believe he really does keep his mouth shut even if a girl is right there telling everyone what she says they did together? Some of them even keep a close eye on him to be sure he is safe. I also know that I’m not the only lesbian girl who sleeps naked with him so they can feel skin to skin contact as he spoons up behind them. I can’t even believe how much his penis grew in the two weeks he was away at a driving school this summer. It went from a Tootsie Roll to a bun length wiener. Now I have scoot down in his bed so that it doesn’t go in my butt when he gets hard in his sleep. Exit only, you know?”

That had them laughing and then making all sorts of dick jokes that only women seem find funny.

“Your friend is probably the only person I have seen make her laugh like that. She is good people David,” the male paramedic said so only I could hear. “Keep her around as long as she can stand to be around you. She may say she is a lesbian now, but she wasn’t always. I know a lot of lesbians myself. The hardcore ones would never be naked in bed with a guy much less care for one as much as she does you. If she ever needs a male lover again you are going to be it.”

My parents were already waiting on me at the hospital when I got to the emergency room. As they took me toward the ER I overheard people saying they had been in auto accidents getting away from the tornado and some were hit by flying debris. We had gotten here so quickly that I was still laying completely naked on top of the gurney without even a sheet over me. I felt time slowing down for me again, or maybe my brain was speeding up, as I turned my head from side to side. I was seeing every single pair of eyes looking at me right as my dick moved into their line of sight. While we waited on the doors to the ER to open I was stopped in front of a group of boys and girls for maybe fifteen to twenty seconds.

I watched one girl’s shirt push off her chest as her nipples got hard the instant she saw my dick. I was close enough to her that I reached out to lightly touch her arm to get her attention. When she looked over I pointed at where her shirt was really showing off her hard nipples, gave her a thumbs up and smiled. She blushed, but gave me a big smile in return as she reached down to hold my hand while I waited for the doors to open. We didn’t have to say a word. She let go of my hand and waved a bit oddly as they finally pushed me down the hallway toward an ER bay.

Trudy wasn’t allowed to come back with me. It wasn’t that she wasn’t family or anything. The doctors and nurses were going to be picking stuff out of me for a while so my parents were going to have a private chat with her.

Well I guess if I’m going to get even more grounded for leaving the house when I was told not to, then at least my parents can go through a grilling about why she found out about my accident from the ambulance driver.

After doing the regular vitals, except for checking my eyes, the doctor asked me why I had been outside in another thunderstorm. I told him as much as I thought was safe.

“I called my friend to warn her, but she didn’t answer her phone after I got the alert about the storm. I got on my computer and it showed that the storm would be headed right toward her house and that there were already signs showing some rotation. Tornadoes were very likely. I raced over to her house on my bike to warn her. The sirens were giving a tornado warning when I got there. She had her music way up so she and her friends didn’t hear the sirens. I helped them all get in the tub under a mattress. I was going to get in with them too when I remembered the family behind them had a lot of kids that were normally always outside playing. We usually heard them making all sorts of noise whenever we went to Trudy’s house to do our homework together. They even played outside when it was storming. You go through some trees to get to see in their yard. I ran to check on them and found they weren’t outside so I ran back to Trudy’s house to get under something. I couldn’t get back before lightning hit a tree close to her house. From school I remember them teaching us to find a ditch or a low place to take cover from a tornado. I dove for the area around the storm drain in her yard. It was the closest and lowest spot around me. When my friend found me, I was like this. Well not exactly. I had on shredded shorts and t-shirt that the paramedics cut off me on the way here. From what little I could see, it looks like the tornado only did a little damage to her house before it was gone. That is probably what saved me this time instead of whatever was doing it the other times,” I replied trying to be about as vague as I could.

From there he didn’t ask anymore because I was either wincing or trying not to cuss as they pulled stuff out of my skin that had been embedded in the front of my body. When I looked inside myself I saw the shield let the things embed in me and was letting them bleed like they should after the things were pulled out.

When the doctor went out to talk to someone about getting an intern or two to come “pluck David” I must have dozed off. I woke up as another object was pulled out. It made me jump and then I felt a hand squeezing mine tightly. When I looked over to see who it was I found myself looking at the girl whose nipples had poked out when she was looking at my dick. I got another odd silent wave as she stood there turning to look at my dick some more as I had small bits of stuff picked out of my skin by an resident on one side and bigger stuff plucked out of me by another on the other side. Oddly, no one said anything about her being there. At least not until the residents took away the pan of stuff they had pulled out of me to ask what to do next.

I heard someone calling out for someone named “Molly” just before the woman that lived behind Trudy peeked in my ER room. The girl didn’t respond to the woman’s voice as the woman came rushing in to try to pull her away. Instead the girl grabbed hard onto the bedrail with the hand that wasn’t holding mine. I saw the girl shake her head no as she fought the woman who was trying to get her to leave. Nothing she tried did any good at getting the girl to let go. It was obvious this girl was stronger than her mom even if the girl looked skinnier than me.

After one last try Molly told the woman, “No. I won’t leave him. David is my friend. He came in our house. He got hurt. We didn’t.”

It was about then when the woman looked past her daughter, and then my dick, to look at my face. She instantly went pale. The girl quickly let go of my hand and got a wheel chair from outside the door. She managed to get her mom into it right before her mom passed out. She rolled her mom off somewhere and was then back by my bed holding my hand again. A nurse came in to check my vitals and then left without saying anything. With a big grin the girl peeked out around the curtains before getting a pillow case from one of the cabinets.

What the heck is that for?

After putting her fingers to her lips, the girl reached down to gently pet my dick. Her smile got bigger as my dick got hard. She wrapped her fingers around it to stroke it to be sure it was hard and then folded the pillow case to cover my boner up. Another quick peek through the curtain had her back beside the bed. She reached down to check that I was still hard and then tapped my arm before pointing to her hard nipples. Leaning in close to me she pulled her shirt up so that I got a good look at them before she pulled my hand underneath to put it on one of her breasts. She tried to get my other hand under her shirt too, but couldn’t because if the gurney. I gently felt her breast and rubbed my thumb over her nipple. I got another big smile as she moved back from me and pulled her shirt down.

After another nurse left after coming in to get stuff from a cabinet in my room, the girl squeezed my hand before she moved back to pulled down her shorts and panties. She turned so I could see her butt from the bed and then turned to face me. She had a closely trimmed bush without any hair below her clit. Once her shorts were up she moved over beside the bed to push my hand inside her panties. She was wet enough that I was able to rub over her clit a few times before she hurriedly pulled my hand out and went back to holding it.

Seconds later a doctor came in followed by my parents and Trudy.

Before anyone said a word, Trudy gave me an odd look as she asked, “What is Molly doing in here David? Where is her mom? She is special and isn’t supposed to be out anywhere without her mom or older brother.”

“Not retarded special, autistic, True-day,” Molly said with a bit of a sneer as she said Trudy. “Also, not alone. David is here with me. Brother watching others. Mom passed out. David is nice. He made us go in bunker to be safe. He got hurt.”

The doctor beat it out of the room when mom pointed to the door. The sliding door was even closed behind him.

Seeing I had to say something, I told them just before I was going to get under the mattress at Trudy’s house I remembered I always heard Molly’s siblings making noise even when it was storming. I didn’t hear them today and I had seen their car in the driveway when I rode past their house to get to the road that cut over to Trudy’s street. I had only ever seen one car in their driveway so I wanted to be sure they knew there was a tornado headed towards us. Everyone, but Molly, had been taking a nap. From there I gave them a quick run through of getting everyone upstairs down into the bomb shelter. I told them that her mom had pointed to the bathroom where now knew Molly was getting a shower. I didn’t even know if she was a boy or a girl right then since I had only seen her naked from behind when I was wrapping the towel around her before taking her into the bunker.