What the Fuck?
Copyright© 2013 by Old Man with a Pen
Chapter 19
"What the fuck is that?" the Lieutenant asked the Captain.
"What?"
"Look straight up, sir, ' said the GIB (guy in back).
"That's a mop bucket, Anderson," said DiCaprio.
"It's flying," said the GIB.
"Umh ... I think that's more of a fall than flight," said the pilot.
"It's keeping up with us," said the GIB.
"I'll slow down," said the pilot. He cut back of the throttle.
The plane slowed ... so did the bucket.
"I'll speed up," He throttled it.
The bucket performed. It was like a barrel roll and a sudden stop.
"I'd have to say that's more of a collision course than ... SHIT!"
That was the sudden part.
"That's going to be hard to explain, sir."
"If we get down safely, I believe the damage will explain itself," DiCaprio said.
"What is going to explain running into a mop bucket at thirty thousand feet?" asked the Guy in Back.
"Evasive maneuvers training was lacking in mop bucket attack?" said the pilot. "I suppose we ought to contact base and mention we have a Houston size problem." He sighed heavily and began the call.
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