Vatican's Best Escorts
Rachael Ross 1982 - 2012
Chapter 2: Teen Adoption Program (TAP)
Erotica Sex Story: Chapter 2: Teen Adoption Program (TAP) - What if an escort company decided to take over the world? VBE is a juvenile rant against capitalism, sexism, celebrity, and the Entertainment-Industrial Complex. For the first time ever the whole sordid story is available here in condensed Reader's Digest format without all the clever graphics, provocative distractions, or subliminal messages embedded in the original VBE website. Note: The author received no compensation from product placement. (I did it out of the goodness in my heart)
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A Message from Evie Swan
I'd like to extend a warm welcome to all of our friends, both old and new, as Vatican's Best Teen Escorts celebrates its fifth full year of operation. It's been a long road and not an easy one as many of you know, but we must remember that the journey has just begun. At times the future of VBTE looked cloudy indeed and in an age of sexual repression we were regarded at best with suspicion and at worst with outright hostility. Our message was not one that people wanted to hear, and yet...
... We persevered.
Through the tireless efforts of Annika Stahl and her staff, and the hard work of our commercial partners around the world, we've seen miraculous changes take place. In America, the Federal Age of Consent Bill was finally passed and young men and women thirteen years old are now free to share their bodies as they see fit. The legalization of prostitution has spread through 38 states despite the outrage of the so-called Moral Minority. The Immigration Service has introduced the 24 month Escort Visa to facilitate the President's Free Human Trade Initiative.
But we have suffered for our efforts as well, even died for them as the 2009 bombing of the Jakarta Hospice painfully reminds us. We have been labeled terrorists by those same murderous fanatics, but while they spread violence and hate, we only spread our legs...
... And we will persevere.
We will not be deterred nor swayed from our path by the unbelievers. VBTE continues to welcome hundreds of girls every year. We will shelter them, feed and clothe them, and we will teach them how to use their natural gifts. When they are ready, it will be our pleasure to present the finest young women money can buy to our valued customers through the Auctions and Adoption Fairs which have become so popular. We are not selling slaves as some would have you believe. Our girls are willing and eager to sample the pleasures of submissive service to the men and women who cherish them. We regard it as an honor and a duty, nothing less.
So, as we celebrate our fifth anniversary, it is my hope that you will continue to bless us with your support, your patronage, and above all your attentive regard for the Truth in this age of misinformation. An investment in a Teen Escort is an investment in the Future. The path to Enlightenment begins here.
Thank you,
Evie
TAP Frequently Asked Questions
How does it work?
Simply put, the Teen Adoption Program puts an experienced Teen Escort in the buyer's home for a period of time ending on her 18th birthday. While there, the girl in question will assume a role most suitable to her "owner's" expectations and desires.
How much does a girl cost?
Prices vary with fluctuations in demand and supply. There is never a fixed price and the girls are purchased through a process of competitive bidding. VBE will set an opening, minimum bid for each girl based upon a variety of factors including her age, skills, and physical appearance.
What if I'm unsatisfied with the girl?
Customer dissatisfaction usually results from misunderstanding. Our Teen Escorts are not robots. They have their own likes and dislikes and before every Auction we publish a comprehensive portfolio describing each of the girls up for bid physically, mentally, and emotionally. It is up to the buyer to examine his/her own requirements and identify which girl will most satisfy them. To that end we offer the services of Licensed Escort Agents who are trained to match prospective owners with suitable teens.
In the event a customer is dissatisfied to the point of returning the girl, or if the girl files a complaint with VBE Human Resources and the issue cannot be resolved, VBE will offer a full refund (minus a service fee of 10% plus pro-rated operating costs calculated weekly after the first 30 days). Further information can be found in the Adoption Contract.
Is my Adopted Escort considered a dependant for tax purposes?
This subject is dependent upon location. In America, the IRS recognizes your Teen Escort as a minor dependant and you may take the standard household deduction for a child. Please consult your tax preparation specialist for further information.
Who is responsible for her medical coverage?
All of our Teen Escorts are covered by Severe Shield, VBE's HMO of choice, and she will be fully covered for medical and dental attention. Any deductible, if applicable, is the responsibility of the girl's owner and details are available in the Owner's Manual.
Does she have to go to school?
Our Legal Affairs Office (LAO) ensures that all Teen Escorts are "home schooled" as defined by their host government. They are not required to attend any public or private institution. Of course, the owner may send the girl to school if he/she desires.
How do I discipline my Adopted Escort?
If discipline is required for any reason, the only mandate is that the girl cannot be permanently harmed physically or emotionally. VBE will monitor the welfare of its Teen Escorts and abuse will not be tolerated and may result in civil liability and/or criminal prosecution. Having said that, we do remind you that all of our girls have had experience with BDSM and will not be disagreeable to roleplay within consensual limits.
What if I want to keep her after she turns eighteen?
You may negotiate a contract with the Escort in question for continued service. As a legal adult, the girl is released from all obligation and free to continue her career as she alone determines. In such an event VBE-LAO will act as legal representation on the escort's behalf.
(Additional information can be found in the Adoption Reference specific to each Auction or Adoption Fair.)
Vatican's Best Transsexual Escorts
(The Other VBTE)
Gender Research Building a Better Escort
It may surprise some of our customers to find that Vatican's Best Escorts provides not only the finest in Personalized Female Service, but also a quality selection of Transgender Teen Escorts as well. Over the past year our Personnel Resource Agents have been interviewing hundreds of boys aged 13-17 and accepting a select few for sexual reassignment at our brand new Gender Research Facility.
Located deep in the Amazon Rainforest, the GRF is a self-contained installation operating in cooperation with Johns Hopkins University and Social Paradigm Ltd. In addition to the essential comforts of housing and feeding our transgender candidates, GRF is complete with biomedical laboratories, a psychiatric clinic, and state of the art infirmary. Candidates undergo a comprehensive modeling program tailored to the individual and designed to produce a finished transsexual of unsurpassed quality.
"Don't think were building better girls here," Dr. Stephanie Fremont, the GRF Director, explains. "The goal of vitalistic research in this direction has always been to create a viable third sex, an alternative gender to complement the human male and female found in nature. Transsexuals are purely sexual beings combining the best of both worlds, the sensual grace and beauty of women and the pre-eminence of the male phallus and sperm. All of our shemales are bisexual, fully functional, and well-endowed with an overwhelming desire for physical intimacy."
Sex, in other words, is a Transsexual Escort's only purpose. Unlike men who are obligated to provide survival necessities like food and shelter, or women who perpetuate the species through intercourse and the subsequent care for her offspring, transsexuals exist purely for the pleasure of their companions.
"Are they a biological luxury?" Dr. Alice Rand, GRF Chief of Psychiatry muses. "On the face of it, there's no strictly organic requirement for transsexuals, but from a social perspective it becomes apparent that the benefits far outweigh any ethical or moral concerns. Transsexuals improve the standard of living, advance culture through diversification, and stimulate evolution by introducing into the environment an element of comparative rivalry. It's really quite amazing when you think about it."
President Obama Speaks Out On Social Reform
Addressing the League of Women Voters Tuesday afternoon, President Barak Obama stressed the importance of domestic reform and social education with regard to America's youth.
"What we need is a new direction free of bi-partisan politics," the president said. "Our future depends upon the young men and women of this nation and for too long we've neglected preparing them for the difficulties ahead."
His comments were the opening to his appointment of Dr. Evelyn Swan, founder and CEO of Vatican's Best Escorts, as the president's Special Representative in an ongoing review of government social programs impacting America's teens. The full extent of Dr. Swan's authority has not been made clear, but Washington insiders believe her influence on President Obama is profound.
Jim Hefner, a professor of political science at Princeton University, points out, "Half the interns working at the White House are former escorts. Evie probably knows what's going on before the president does and she sure as hell knows what he's doing behind closed doors."
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