Chapter 59

Present – Jens – Postop - Post firefight

We are just getting ready to go into the cabin and eat (yeah I know we should take care of the dead first, but fuck them - they attacked us), when we hear the sirens. I look at Jack, he looks at me and orders, "Okay anyone that has a possibly illegal weapon needs to ditch it."

And since most of us have "possibly illegal" weapons many of the men start to complain. I nip that bullshit in the bud and say, "Put your weapons on the ground and we will take them to a safe place. They will be returned later."

They set them on the ground, I look at Jack and whine, "I sure could use some help moving these."

He hands Ivan to Liz and picks up more than half of them...

Present – Jack – Post firefight

I pick up a shitload of illegal weapons, head into the house with Jennifer and question, "Isn't it ass backwards bringing these into the cabin?"

She laughs and replies, "Jack, I am about to blow your mind! When I had this cabin rebuilt after the fucking terrorist attack I added a few extra features."

We run into the basement, Jens pulls aside a bookcase, presses a few buttons and I jump back when a fucking hidden door opens. Lights come on and I see a downward sloping underground tunnel.

Jennifer laughs and declares, "Welcome to Wonderland – Alice."

We walk inside and it reminds me of a fucking ICBM missile silo - only updated and not as nasty.

Jennifer runs down the hallway while I have a hard time keeping up with her. We pass a bunch of doors, finally she stops in front of a fucking vault door and explains, "This is the weapon room. Watch as I open the combination lock because I'm not showing you twice."

As she twists the hell out of the dial, I am able to get the numbers over her shoulder. Then she presses her right index finger on a touch pad and the door swings open. We walk into a room ... And Oh my God ... If these are all Banzai's weapons then he had well over two or three times as many as I ever dreamed! There were weapons here that...

Being a Marine, I want to touch them all but Jennifer interrupts my ogling when she orders, "Jack, drop the weapons in a pile on the floor and we will return for them later. We need to get back to the Sheriff."

I oblige, we head out the door, run down the corridor and walk outside where...

Present – Liz – Post love making Post whatever

Jens and Jack are gone as the sheriff's cars and one other black vehicle pull up. They begin to get out of their cars and walk toward us. I decide that since Jens isn't here I will intercept them. I walk toward them as Ivan says, "I see man bad!" I fight back a giggle - out of the mouth of babes...

He points and I notice the man from the black vehicle as he walks towards us. The man approaches me, flashes a badge and says, "Ma'am, I'm Special Agent Hotchner of the FBI. We had a report of multiple sounds of gunfire here today and we would like to know what happened."

They could clearly see the dead bodies and the hundreds of shell casings on the ground so I'm sure they suspected there was a battle. I start to say something when Bernie walks up, extends his hand to shake and says, "Sorry SA Hotchner, but my fiancée and I were very busy in the cabin and we're not sure what happened."

The way Bernie described it made it was plain we were making love. I blush, SA Hotchner looks around and questions, "Well I see dead bodies and shell cases, can anyone tell me what happened here today?"

Present – Jack – Post firefight

Jennifer and I get back outside just in time to see a shitload of deputies and a suit - I hate fucking suits! I walk toward him and demand, "Do you have a warrant to be on this private property?"

He gives me a funny look and responds, "We don't need a warrant when..."

I interrupt, "I know you have some latitude when you think there are criminal acts being performed on the property. However..."

Jennifer walks up and interrupts...

Present – Jens – Post firefight

Damn it's that fucking FBI agent who's been bothering Ben so I need to take care of this. I walk up and sarcastically interrupt, "Hello again SA Hotchner, if you were doing your fucking job then this wouldn't have happened."