The Gods

n the subway, I saw an Indian in jeans and a red flannel shirt with a white aura. I wonder what God He is. He glanced at me with interest, but never approached. I guess I will find out just yet.

I wanted to get a unique car that no one else had, which is not easy in New York, so I went to a little known exotic car dealership in the suburbs of the city called Haywood Foreign Motors. I walked around a lot for about 20 minutes, looking at the new Ferraris, Lamborghinis, Rolls Royces, Bugattis and Porsches. I also looked at some classics. I finally spotted Mr. Haywood and waved him over. I told him "Mr. Haywood, I came into some money and I am actually looking to buy today. Do you have anything new and unique that is not on the lot yet?" "You happen to be in luck, Charlie, I just got two new models in. They're in the showroom." He replied. I followed him into the showroom. "The first one is an Aston Martin DBS, which has a V12 engine, 510 horsepower, goes from 0-60 MPH in 4.1 seconds, and has a top speed of 191 MPH. I have this silver one and a green one in the back. The other one is brand new. I just got them in yesterday. It's the new McLaren MP4-12C. I have this orange one and a black one on the back lot. The black one half has Pirelli P zero Corsa tires which lowers the amount of time it takes to reach 60 MPH from 0 to 3 seconds instead of 3.2. I know that isn't much, but it makes me sound more knowledgeable. The handling and Powertrain have three settings, normal, sport, and track for optimum performance. It has a large tachometer flanked by digital displays. It also has a seven speed twin clutch seamless shift gear box it uses paddles on the steering wheel to shift instead of the traditional shifter. It has 592 horsepower and a top speed of 205 MPH. The Aston Martin has a price tag of $280,000 and the McLaren is a steal at $265,000 for the black fully loaded one with upgraded tires, and $250,000 for the standard one that I have in orange. I almost forgot about the McLaren having a raised air brake flap which increases drag and slows you from high speeds much faster!" Before he could go on anymore I said "I like the McLaren, I think I want the black one. Can you charge it to this?" I handed him my credit card that I was given by Hera. "The whole amount?!? You don't want to finance it?" "No, please just charge the whole thing to that."

About 20 minutes later and many pages of paperwork later I was driving away in my new car I drove downtown and pulled up at a realtor to talk about buying a penthouse. I found a realtor and had to park for blocks away in order to park it in a garage instead of the street. On the way to the realtor I passed a Brooks Brothers. I went in and spent the next 45 minutes picking out a new wardrobe. It turns out that I was a perfect fit for a 40 long right off the shelf and the pants only needed minor adjustments. I asked "What would it take for me to be able to pick up my new suits in about an hour?" "It would be our usual rush fee of $150 per suit instead of the usual $50 fee." I ended up buying an all-black three buttons suit, a double-breasted pinstripe, and a gray three button. I also bought two tuxedos, one with a tail and one without, shirts, ties and bowties in the following colors: black, white, red, smoke gray, blue, green, purple, burgundy, wine, and pink and a black tie with red stripes. All the ties were 100% silk. I also got a pair of Italian leather tassel free shoes. The shirts I bought a silk and a cotton one of each color. I paid with my credit card and then continued on to the realtor with the promise that my purchase would all be ready in hour.