Jumbo!

"Listen, Doctor, I've had this problem for a while now. Nothing's worked. Not even Viagra." Ricky was at the end of his tether. The thought of never having sex again terrified him.

"Hmm, well. There is something we could try. It's an experimental operation. We replace the muscle tissue in your penis with that from an elephant's trunk. Don't decide now. Think about it. Come back next week and let me know."

Ricky decided that the elephant treatment was the only option should he ever want to play hide the sausage again. The operation took place two weeks later and he was home within forty-eight hours.