Chapter 8

Well, Mom reminded me that it was time for another bar-b-que. She suggested that this time the party should be held at Mt. Olympus, and I should invite all of the gods to attend. That way I would get to meet the gods, titans, spirits, etc. that I had not yet had a chance to see. Once the party got started, I planned to kick us into no-time so that the party could run as long as it had to for me to meet everybody. Priapus laughed when he heard that I had said that.

Mom and Dionysus worked hard on the party, and it still took them a week to get it set up. One of the problems was arranging things so that we could all eat at approximately the same time. This was when I found out why Priapus had laughed at my suggestion of meeting everybody: there would be over 5,000 beings at the party, so I was going to have to meet them in groups. Nevertheless, I still wanted to have everybody there who could get there. There were still some beings that could not come to the party because they were stuck at some place they could not leave. It looked like I was still going to have to make the rounds greeting them if I was going to become the consummate politician that I needed to be to do the king of the universe job properly. I knew damned well that I was not going to be the unreachable asshole that Zeus had become, and that was going to take some work. Kind of like my original ambition of becoming a professional gigolo, but this time I was serious about it.

Mt. Olympus was a real place with a real geography, but the Mt. Olympus of the gods was entirely different. Their, or should I say "our," Mt. Olympus was in an entirely different plane of existence and had no size limitations. Therefore, we could accommodate as many party goers as we liked. Mom and Dionysus planned on having 750 bar-b-que grills set up so that each one would be catering to no more than 10 people at one time. Hermes and Prometheus worked a little illusion so that I would appear to be servicing each one of the grills. The guests knew nothing of how one cooked on a bar-b-que grill, so they would not tumble to the illusion and would get the feeling of personal service from the host. The illusion would be explained to everybody after the food was served so that there would be no hard feelings. Dionysus insisted that all of the gods liked harmless jokes, so they should all appreciate this one. In a lot of ways, they would be like third-graders at a school party and thrilled by anything unusual that happened.

The party started and the pomegranate juice flowed like wine. I refused to let the party be marred by the presence of alcohol, and Dionysus completely agreed with me. Wine was good at a small private party, but it could be dangerous at a party with this many guests. The Fates promised that they would assure that nobody became too rowdy, and they mostly lived up to their promise, though one surprise did happen.

As expected, those who had never tried bar-b-que were a little suspicious at first when they saw the goopy mess, but they were reassured by those who had attended my first bar-b-que. Of course, once they tasted the delicacy, there was no holding them back! I would say "Thank God," but I guess that would be me, that we could have as much bar-b-que as we needed to satisfy everybody. The meal was topped off this time by strawberry shortcake with vanilla ice cream. Even the grumps were in a good mood after this repast.

Everybody was lolling around recovering from overstuffed bellies when it started. Aphrodite was in one of her usual bitchy moods, she hadn't eaten as much as most people, so she lost her good cheer earlier than most. Anyway, she started bragging to some of the people around her about how sexy she was and how no man could ever completely satisfy her cravings. Well, she had built up quite an audience in no time, because this was a subject that everybody could get interested in.

She was carrying on and on, and her bragging was getting to be too much for some of the female goddesses to bear. Finally, Athena spoke up, "Ah, yes, that might be true for most men, but what do you think that you could do with Jimmy Smith?"

I happened to be deep in a serious discussion with Helios at that moment, so I did not hear Athena's comment. Therefore, I was caught by surprise when a chant went up, "Jimmy Smith ... Jimmy Smith ... Jimmy Smith..." When the situation was explained to me, I couldn't help laughing. You'll help me, won't you Priapus? When he agreed, I knew that I could not lose the contest.

Ever ready whenever the subject turned to sex, Aphrodite conjured up a suitable bed on a dais so that everybody could watch. Not to be outdone, I conjured up an amphitheater so that everybody could have a comfortable seat. I knew that this was going to take a while, since I was determined to win the contest.

Aphrodite was wearing her trade mark gown that left one breast bare, and it was held on only by a clip at the opposite shoulder. She loosened the clip, and the gown fell to the floor. Naturally, she wore nothing under the gown, so her body was revealed in all of its glory. Typical of the ancient Greek practice, she had plucked out all of her body hair, so that her pussy was easily visible because she was standing in such a way to force it into prominence. Her clit was very obvious as it poked out the top of her pussy slit. She crooked her finger to beckon me to her as she slithered down onto the bed. Every male in the audience was hard as a fence post by now, and they looked at me expectantly.

Well, I was dressed in my usual jeans and tee shirt with deck shoes. I quickly stripped out of that and stood only in my jockey strap. I doubted that any of the gods had seen me naked before now, so most were duly impressed when I pulled that down to show my erect prick and my large balls. A few were not expecting much from me because of my apparent age, but I didn't let them bother me.

I marched across the stage and climbed onto the bed. I had made sure that the acoustics in the amphitheater were perfect so that the audience could hear every word either one of us said without the need for shouting or for amplifiers. I asked Aphrodite to assume the missionary position, and I crawled between her legs. I asked if she needed any foreplay, or was she ready to receive the fucking of her life? She had the good sense to let the cheering die down before she answered that she was ready, so I should begin as soon as I was ready.

As a courtesy, I rubbed my cock head in her pussy slit to spread as much lubrication on it as I could in a short time. I did not like Aphrodite one bit, but I had no interest in hurting either one of us. She had the same kind of control over her vagina dimensions as I had over my cock dimensions, so I had no problem slipping in to my full depth in one stroke. She then tightened up a little, but stopped when I asked her to, so that I could swell to meet her size. She had not heard of this attribute of my cock, so she was unsure of what to do. I began to swell while she was debating with herself, and I soon filled what she had currently provided. This meant that I was now approximately 10 inches long and 4 inches in diameter. I was amused when her eyes got so big as she felt me. "I had no idea that you were the size of a horse!"

"Actually, that is a large horse, if you please." Then I laughed at her sickly grin. I started to stroke in and out, slowly at first, so that I could feel her rise in excitement. I was really pleased to find that she seemed to be one of the slow-builders, so that both of us could enjoy all of the sensations. Being a goddess gave her superlative control of her vaginal muscles and her reactions to stimulation. As a result, we both felt the magical results of my ability to feel her sensations and to feed back to her my reactions to those sensations.

Aphrodite quickly caught on to what was happening and increased her sensitivity to the maximum. Of course, this helped me as much as it did her, and we rose together to her first orgasm. In the full spirit of voyeurism, somebody had conjured up mirrors which gave an enhanced view of my cock pumping in and out of Aphrodite's cunt. There was much amazement as the audience could see me stretching her pussy opening as my cock slid in and out.