Chapter 1

Dammit! Now What! Last thing I remember, I was going home from a meeting with the family lawyer and my sisters about my parents property. My Mom just passed away and we needed to think about their 'ranch' as they called it in northwest N.Y. It wasn't much, really only about 200 acres, and mostly timber. I liked it because I could go up there and hunt, fish, camp, and ride during the summer. My sisters on the other hand wanted to sell it to a developer, even with the economy in the crapper, they figured they could sell it for ten times what Mom and Dad paid for it. I left the meeting being pissed at them, and wasn't watching the road the way I should have.

This brings us to here and now. I was in what I assumed is a hospital room. The problem, it didn't look like any hospital room I had ever been in. All there was, was a bed, period. All the walls, ceiling and floor were stark white, there was no door opening nothing. There were tubes going into both arms, from somewhere under the bed, but I couldn't see because I couldn't get out of bed.

I'm thinking all this with a thousand other things running through my head. All of a sudden, a panel that had not been there before, slides back. In walks this little person, I could have sworn looked like an Oompaloompa. Short, around three ½ feet tall, orange skin dressed in a striped white and red suit. You know, from the Willie Wonka movie, and sits down in a chair that just appeared out of nowhere.

"Mr. Stevens how nice to finally meet you," he said. "My name is Gleebo and I am of the race of Gerishe. I do not want you to be alarmed but you are in a stasis bed. We placed you in it after we saved you from your burning car thirty days ago."

Now my brain is really about to explode. "What burning car, what are you talking about" I yelled.

"You were coming home from that meeting with your sisters and went of the road remember?"

Suddenly I did, I remember swerving not to hit a deer and went right over the embankment!

"We saved your life for a reason sir," Said Gleebo.

"Yes and what is that" I asked skeptically.

"We would like you to participate in an experiment for us."

Here it comes I said to myself, the anal probing thing everybody always talks about.

"Well if it's about anal probing you can forget about it. Go to the East Village in NYC, you'll get all the volunteers you want." I told Gleebo this with an angry voice.

"My goodness Mr. Stevens," cried Gleebo, "why would we do such a horrendous experiment on you? Uhg! Gross!

"Well what other type of experiment to you want to try on me" I said caustically.

"Mr. Stevens, you misunderstood me. We do not wish to experiment on YOU, we wish you to help US with an experiment."

"OH sorry, too much late night SyFy TV." I said apologetically.

"No matter, what we would like to do is send you to an alternate universe. You will be placed on a planet that is the replica of Earth but roughly twenty-five thousand years in the past."

"There is no way I can survive, I said. "I don't have enough prehistoric knowledge to be able to, especially if you want me to survive as a caveman, Gleebo."

"Mr. Stevens, we would never do that. We expect you to put together a list of items you consider indispensable, or we can give you cash and credit cards so that you can buy what you need.

"There will be some limitations." Gleebo warned. " No vehicles will be allowed. In addition, you may bring such items as a chain saw, but you must allow us to change them so that they do not use gasoline. Any farming equipment can only be horse drawn. Firearms can be what ever you want, but only allowed one thousand rounds for each weapon. Weapons such as bows, swords and other hand held weapons you can have as much as you need."

"Would I be allowed something like a windmill to create my own electricity," I asked.

"Yes, very good idea Mr. Stevens, anything that does not impact on the environment, will be allowed. But you only have limited space."

"How much space is limited space?" I asked.

"You can only bring along three containers that are 15'x15'x30' which we will be providing you."

"Ok, I can handle that. Now a personal question, I am 57 years old, I have rheumatoid arthritis, high blood pressure, diabetes, high cholesterol and several other diseases. I limp from shrapnel I caught in Iran so I don't know if I can physically take on this challenge."

"That has already been taken care of, Sir"

"Gleebo", I said, "please call me Jason or Jaz, that's what my friends call me."

"Thank you Jaz, as I said, your physical condition has already been taken care of. All your ailments have been removed from your system, and your body, returned to that of a very healthy and well muscled twenty one year old. All your senses have been heightened, I also took the liberty to install nanites in your blood to repair any damage caused by outside forces including ageing. We inoculated you, so you will not be able to get any diseases. Any companion you choose will be treated the same way."

"You mean I not only get a companion but they get to be upgraded like me?"

"Yes Jaz, within reason of course." Gleebo said.

"What about my family? I just thought they must think that I'm dead after the accident. How will we take care of that?"

"Your family Jaz, thinks that you are up at your parent's house. You know how your sisters hate to go there in the winter. You can use the house property for storing what you will bring with you. Remember if you don't bring with you everything you think you need, you will not be able to get anything else latter."

"How much time will I have to gather everything?"

"You have 10 days from today." With that Gleebo got up, "I'll see you tomorrow Jaz" he said and left.

I immediately started to think. First who would I pick as a companion? There was Andy my friend from when we were kids. We even went into the service together. Then there was Allison, sweet Allison she had the body of a vamp but could kill you barehanded. She was also an agro scientist with Rutgers University you wouldn't be able to tell though. You see Allison, is a walking talking wet dream come true. She is a 5'6" auburn haired little dream, one hundred and twenty pounds, green eyes, B+ cup breasts, long dancer's legs, tiny perfect feet, and the sweetest little round ass on earth. Between the two, I would rather have Allison since she was most assuredly cuddlier than Andy.

Next was a list of what we needed to get. I knew I had a lot of stuff in my apartment, but even more at my parents house, that I would just need to add to. While thinking I must have drifted off to sleep. The next thing I knew I was in my bed at home, the alarm was blaring telling me it was 6:30 and time to get up.

Without thinking, I jumped up and started for the bathroom, then realized where I was. I also realized I did not have my limp from shrapnel I caught in Iran. I went to the bathroom full length mirror and looked at myself, I was astounded, I looked like a beefed up version of myself back in my twenties. I mean I was buff, man. I didn't look like one of those muscle builders, when it came to muscles and tone though, but the muscles on my body were not the only ones beefed up. My pecker was definitely something more than it was before, it had to be at least eight inches long and almost two inches in diameter, and baby was I the cock of the walk. I took a shower but when I started shaving what had to be done, then sat at the computer and set up an excel program to list the things I would need and things I already had. Before I realized it, it was nine thirty time for breakfast and a call to Allison.

I picked up the phone after a hurried breakfast. I wanted to reach Allison before she left for one of her greenhouses. The phone rang a couple of times then she picked up.

"Dr. Dellis speaking, Agro Dept." she answered.

"Hey babe, I said, "it's Jaz."

"Oh, hi Jaz, I'm in a hurry I have a staff meeting in like 30 seconds."

"Nothing that can't wait until tonight but it has to be tonight."

"Is it that important Jaz? I have tickets for the opera tonight.

"Yes, I'm sorry but I really need to see you tonight." I was glad Allison agreed.

"Alright, she sighed, "I'll be there around eight"

"Great, thanks babe see you then." I hung up. Just then, Gleebo pops up, and takes a seat. It amazes me how he has to climb up a regular chair the same way a child has to.

"Good morning Jason" he said gleefully. "I have brought you the credit card and also $500,000.00 dollars in cash. The card is without limit. Have you decided on a companion"

"Yes she is coming by tonight to discuss it with me. If she does decide to come how will she be worked on if we only have ten days?"

"Her workup will be done on the way to the planet, the trip takes about three of your months."

"Ok, Gleebo tell me if I want something but I can't find it, would you be able to make it for me?

"Yes Jaz just tell me and it will be done, as long as it's within the parameters I gave you."

"Thanks, I'll talk to you later I have a lot of work to do now."

I started looking on the internet for anything that had to do with farming tools. I wanted to see what was available online or if we had to start going through the countryside looking for what we wanted. I found a model with a 30-foot tower that came in 10-foot sections and a central pad that was set and then the tower pulled up and held in place with guy wires. I bought three of them along with three sets of dry cell batteries for each and chemicals for all of them. The company also carried different size solar powered units so I bought ten units of different sizes. Next was weapons, my dad had a few from the war but not anything much. I figured that I would hit all the gun stores from here to my parents' house, for anything I wanted.

Before I knew it, it was time to get started for dinner. I started the outdoor grill and marinated a couple of steaks. Next was some salad with tomatoes and cucumber. I sautéed some green beans in butter and garlic, and put the potatoes in the microwave. At seven forty five, the doorbell rang. I put the steaks on the grill and answered the door.

"Hi Allison" I said as the door opened. "Thanks for coming tonight. I have something very important to discuss with you."

"I hope it is Jaz, I as really looking forward to the opera."

"It is Ali, it is. Let's eat first. I started for the grill when I heard a gasp from behind me.

"Jason, I just noticed what's happened to you? You look like you are twenty again."

"That's part of what we have to talk about, Ali. come the steaks are going to burn" I ran out to the grill and turned the steaks over. 5 minutes later, I was putting everything on the table. We ate in silence, I knew she had a thousand and one questions going through her mind.

As soon as I cleaned the table, I could see she was ready for some answers. "Just let me tell you a story first Ali, I think it will answer most of your questions" I said.

I told her everything that had happened in the last thirty days. Then I dropped the bombshell.

"Ali, I'm allowed to bring one companion if I want. I'd like that companion to be you. You are smart, resourceful, know about agriculture, and ride, you're a decent shoot and hunter. In addition, we get along in the sack. What do you say. Think of it as a marriage proposal." I had a semi pleading tone in my voice hoping she would say yes.

She looked at me not saying anything for a minute. Then "Jason, this is the most hair brained excuse I have ever seen for you asking me to marry you. I missed a perfectly good night at the opera. Not to mention this trip to another planet." then she got up and left without saying good-bye.

I assumed the way she walked out that this was the end of our relationship. I cleaned the dishes put everything away and got ready for bed. When I came out of the bathroom, Gleebo was standing there.

"I take it from the way dinner conversation went tonight that she will not be joining you," he said whimsically.

"Yeah Gleebo, she didn't believe me even with the physical changes." I replied.

"What will you do now, Jason?"

"I'll go alone and pick a mate when I'm there. There is no other woman I want to take with me nor will I take a man."

"You know Jason that the planet where you are going practices polygyny," Gleebo said with a smile.

"Poly what? What the hell is that Gleebo some kind of ritual killing?"

"No Jason they have many wives, the better hunter you are the more wives you can take care of, so if you are the best you can have your pick of women and how many."

"Then its best if Allison doesn't come with me. She would never share me with another woman, nor would she ever do anything with other women she is very homophobic." I was really down now.

"We will see what happens, Jason. You still have ten days to get ready and much to do."

"You're right of course Gleebo, well I better get to bed I have a lot to do and not much time."

"Goodnight Jason, if you have any questions don't hesitate to ask." With that, he popped out of my apartment. I got into bed and somehow fell asleep right away.

I got up the next day and made a schedule of what to do each day. Then I decided to go to the local feed store. I ordered 5 bags seed corn and seed potatoes in one hundred lb bags, along with 5 bags of vegetable seeds of all kinds in ten lb bags. Once I finished there, and had arranged for delivery, I went to one of those big box bookstores. I bought every book I could find on medical aid and medicines and their composition, saddlery, braiding, metalworking, mining, building, carpentry especially those showing how to use hand tools, masonry, pottery, agriculture, farming, and cooking, baking, survival, unbelievably they actually had books on prehistoric survival. Suffice to say I spent a lot of money on books on every subject I could think of, including children's books reading, writing, mathematics, spelling and everything else I could get my hands on.

I finally got home with my loot and brought everything upstairs. Then went shopping online for saddles, and tack of all kind. I made sure I ordered ten sets of each. I wanted to be sure that I had plenty to start with, before needing more. I also bought one very cheap saddle so I could take it apart and study how it was made.

I called Gleebo, when he arrived, I gave him my list of items he needed to get for me. These included an old agricultural and farm encyclopedia from the 1900s' that I saw online, a butter churn, a plow that was made of material that would not rust with a replacement blade, the chainsaw I wanted with a 16" blade. I also had him get me all the leather working, woodworking and sewing tools in quadruple all in professional grade. Next, was hand drilling equipment I also wanted him to make a piton gun like the one I had seen in a movie with Sylvester Stallone? I searched all over the net and I couldn't find one. The last item I wanted was a lightweight chain mail shirt with 1/2 sleeves and pants made out of titanium but made to look like buckskin. He asked if there was anything else and I told him not right now. Then he asked about Allison, I told him she had not called and I did not expect her to call. I fixed myself some dinner then went to bed.

The next day I decided that my apartment was too small to store everything. I packed everything I had bought, and anything else I might need and made the two-hour ride up to my parents' house. Once there I unloaded everything. Relaxed had a Sam Adams and went to bed.

First thing the next morning, I went to the local truck rental agency and rented a 20' box truck, and bought a high security lock at the same time for the back door. I went to the local gun shop I knew carried a lot of different guns, bought three, Marlin 336C in 35 Remington. I also bought six Glock 34's, six Glock 27's, and a Browning Buckmaster, with a four-power Redfield rifle sized scope attached with a thousand rounds for each. I also bought all the reloading molds needed for them and enough bullets, primers and powder to reload them at least ten times, my idea was that I am allowed all the weapons I wanted, but only one thousand rounds for each. They didn't say anything about reloading. I was told I would have to wait the mandatory three days before I could pick the weapons up. I said there would be no problem, signed the paperwork and arranged for shipping them to my house and packed everything else into the box truck and went on to Wal-Mart.

Once there I grabbed a salesperson, a nice young girl, and asked her if she could please get her manager for me and meet me in the hunting section. She ran off as I went to the counter looking at their knife selection. I selected three types of those, a nice drop point with a 4 ½" blade, a very nice Buck knife with a clip point with a 6" blade and lastly a beautiful Buck Kalinga folding knife that was on sale. I told the young man behind the counter that I wanted twenty of each. He looked at me like I was crazy. Just as I was about to get nasty with him the manager showed up with the young female sales person.

"Excuse me sir," he said, "I was told you needed some help.

"I would like to purchase as many as you have in stock of each of these three types of knives." I showed him which ones.

"I also would like to buy as many cases of the hunting broad points and practice points you have. Then we will look at your bows."

He didn't know what to say.

"Well are you going to get the things I want or do I go on to the next Wal — Mart three miles down the road." With that, he went to the back and was back twenty minutes later with everything I wanted. In the meantime, I had found and selected three different varieties of bows, two were compound, and one was a longbow design. When the manager returned, I showed him the bows I wanted and told him I wanted five of each along with hard cases and bow quivers for each. This time there was no hesitation he was in and out in ten minutes. I kept one of the young men and had him follow me with a cart. I started with under shirts, boxers, long jeans, shorts, heavy-duty shirts, towels and all the items I would need to keep clean, I paid for everything at the check out, and packed my truck up.

Next stop was my favorite home improvement store, the big Orange Box I went to the special order desk and ordered full rolls of 5/8", ½", and two each of ¼" and?" braided nylon rope. Two rolls of ½" chain, I then went and picked up ten each of all their hand tools, and gardening implements. In the plumbing department, I bought four each of every size cooper and schedule 40 PVC pipe making sure they could nest into each other first, then bought flux, primer and glue along with one case each of all the couplings I might need. Next came construction materials nails all sizes, nuts, bolts, pulleys, hinges of different sizes, and three top of the line padlocks, from there we hit the power tool aisles, everything I could possibly need went on the list, the service desk salesperson was going GAGA trying to keep up with me. I paid for everything and scheduled a delivery date of three days hence for everything. I went home since I had missed my lunch in all the frenzied shopping. After dinner I was sitting and relaxing, drinking a nice cold glass of water, I thought I had just about finished when I remembered hunting clothes, shoes, boots, camping gear, and a thousand and one other items. SHIT!!!!!. I would have to make the ride all the way to Cabelas a four-hour ride at best. Oh well that's a problem for tomorrow I took a shower and went to bed.

The next morning was a day of unpacking the truck and packing the containers that Gleebo had dropped off. I went back to the house to eat lunch, and to call to arrange for reservations at a hotel near the store. When I walked in, I received the surprise of a lifetime. Sitting at the kitchen table with a nice lunch prepared was Allison with a small smile on her lips.

"Hey stranger," she quipped, "you could have at least told me you would be coming up here, so I wouldn't have to call all over GODS creation to find you."

"What? What are you doing here? When you left my apartment I thought for sure you were never going to speak to me again" I was a little off center because I never expected to ever see her again.

"Well lover, I had a very nice long talk with a cute little alien day before yesterday, he explained a few things to me, when he finished he told me that now I could seriously think about your proposal. Well I have thought about it. I quit my job yesterday morning, put my house up for sale, wrote my will, and packed up to come here."

I walked to her picked her up and crushed her body to me. Our kiss was just as intense. When we broke apart, I took her hand and not speaking a word led her to the bedroom. I started removing her clothes slowly, kissing her, wherever a piece of cloth covering her was removed. When she was naked, I pushed her down onto the bed and started all over again working my way to her succulent breasts. I worried her nipples until they were hard erasers and then bit down on them bringing moans and soft squeals from her mouth. I then worked my mouth down her flat stomach and onto her sparsely haired Mons. Pulling on the hair with my teeth, she sucked in her breath and let out a low guttural moan. I gave her furry love lips a French kiss then I licked down and across her asshole and back up playing with her lips and dipping between them for her ambrosia. Teasing the outer and then the inner lips, I noticed she was dripping now so I used a finger and searched for her opening. I found it, pushed two fingers between her labia, and all the way in her, searching until I found her G- spot. With my thumb strumming her clit and my fingers tapping a love tune on her special spot, her hips were now pumping into my face so much that I had a hard time holding on.

"Jason she cried please I'm so horny already. Please just fuck me" putting actions to her words she squirmed around and spread to make room for me between them. She moaned her encouragement as I moved between her long legs. I took hold of my dick and swabbed its head between her love lips, she gasped at the contact and her arms flew around me, hugging me tightly. I'm usually pretty patient at times like this, but I could tell she didn't want me to be. She wanted me in her and I put my head in her slot and pushed it up slowly into a snug warm heaven. She gave an even larger moan when she felt my wider and longer dick enter her hot channel.

We both sighed when our pelvic bones met, and I let it soak for a few seconds, enjoying the feel of her inner grip along my length. I was sure I could just stay there up inside her for a couple of years and never get tired of the feeling. Allison had other ideas, she cocked her hips, wrapped her long legs around my waist, and the fucking started in earnest. Naturally, this got my ass going too and before you know it, we were fucking into each other, I must admit I lost it for a while and was pounding her pussy savagely.

Soon I was getting to the short rows and could feel my nuts tightening up, I was relieved when I felt Allison's tight pussy clasping around me, since I knew she was going to come too. When she hit her peak, Allison arched her neck back and howled like a banshee. I could barely hear it myself over my grunting and groaning, as my hose drained into her, banging into her cervix at the same time. I sagged against that beautiful body and we panted against each other for a few minutes.

"GOD, I guess you missed me something awful, huh tiger, and remind me to thank Gleebo for the NEW you.," she panted when she got her breath back.

"You bet that tight sweet ass I did" I said and kissed her tenderly.

"Come let's eat, so you can fill me in with what you have done so far." She sprang out of bed our juices running down her legs and went into the kitchen. I followed suit and just went in naked as a jaybird. We ate as I told her what I had bought so far and that we needed to go to Cabelas tomorrow.

"Great I got here just in time for a serious road trip. I know a great tack supply store we can stop at on the way back." We finished eating and hit the shower. We washed each other thoroughly which led to checking that we were really clean by having her bend over grabbing the shower bar while I hose her insides with more of my special cleaner.

Dried and dressed we sat at the computer desk while Allison checked my list of items that we would need, she also called and made reservations for a hotel. I started on an idea I had of what I wanted to do with one of the containers. When it was finished, I called out to Gleebo.

"Jason, how are you sir?"

"I'm fantastic, thank you very much for talking to Allison. I owe you big time for what you did."

"It is we who owe you Jason, if not for you we would not have this experiment going right now. Now I know you did not call me so we can start a mutual appreciation club. What can I do for you?"

"I wanted to know if your people can convert one of the containers for me into a sort of wagon and safe house."

"I'm not sure what you mean Jason" I pulled out the cad program I had. It showed the container on wheels with sliding port holes all around for shooting or checking the outside. The wheels and axles would be titanium and the tires solid rubber. The top could also be pulled back sort of like a security gate, to be opened to the whether. In addition, I needed it rigged to be pulled by either two or four horses. Last, a seat would fold out for up to four people to sit and have dual hand brakes one on each side. The rest I wanted them to be able to be broken down into different configurations.

"Next since I can take as many arrow shafts and crossbow bolts as I want can you provide me with 5,000 each of titanium shafts and bolts. I also will need something to start fires easily like a never ending lighter or whatnot. Lastly, for now, I will need you to come up with some kind of freezer, approximately forty cubic ft. that doesn't require power but can keep food from going bad but can be hooked up to a low voltage line later, better make that two, I will need a refrigerator also the same size and I'll need a refrigerator for medicine, that could be 10 cubic ft."

"Wow that's a lot, I will have to run this by my superiors, and let you know in two or three days."

"Thanks Gleebo, one other thought I had, was where we will be set down and what the terrain would look like, oh and will I be able to take along my laptop."

"That's easy just open your computer to your desktop and you will see an icon that looks like the planet Earth, the program will open showing an area roughly 1,000 miles square. It is an area now known as central Europe in the Neolithic era. Which are about 25 to 35,000 of your years in the past? The map will show landmarks, such as mountains, lakes, rivers, streams, and caves, also villages, caves and natural migrations of the fauna. You can take along your laptop, it will be provided with a solar panel for recharging"

"Perfect, Gleebo. Oh, I almost forgot, we will need a chainmail shirt and britches for Allison also."

"OH yes you're right that we will get to right away." With that, he did his popping thing.

After he left, Allison and I spent the rest of the day looking at our new home. I wanted us to pick somewhere centrally located near as many camps as possible. Allison wanted us located closer to where we could start farming right after we had some horses. Of course, she won. We went out for dinner, and when we came home I spent the rest of the night getting my revenge by making her scream through one orgasm after the other, until we both passed out from exhaustion.

I woke up with a pain in my kidney from Allison's knee pushing into it so I pulled myself out of bed. I took a shower and got everything else out of the way then woke her up. We needed to get going early because we had a three and a half to four hour drive ahead of us. We had a nice breakfast got into the car and started driving.

We had been on the road for about one and half hours, when we started seeing signs for an Army surplus store. It claimed to be the largest east of the Mississippi. I decided to stop and see what they had if anything. I was astounded, the place was huge. They had everything you can imagine. Someone could probably outfit an army with all the gear stocked. I found tactical gear so I bought a tactical vest which could hold ten clips with a cross draw holster and a tactical belt holster set up for the 27's, ten extra round clips for each pistol plus ten regular clips for each. Then I picked up web belts and holsters for all the pistols and cases for the rifles I bought earlier. I saw a Ghillie suit set up for forest applications so I picked up two of those also. They even had tactical radios so I selected and bought ten of the TTM-HS01 throat microphones with the CJ-SFP-SW1 push-to-talk switches along with belt radios. They had almost every type of MREs' that the US armed forces produced so we bought ten cases checking the expiration dates on them. I found a pair of ATN Night Shadow III Generation Night Vision Binoculars so I bought two. We walked around and found the gun dept. so decided to check out what they had. They had the run of the mill handguns and rifles but three items caught my eye. One was a Kahr Arms AOM160 Auto-Ordnance M1 Carbine, with a black polymer folding stock and metal perforated hand guard that holds a twenty round clip and an ATN 4-12 Day /Night scope. The other was a Barrett 82A1 50 CAL sniper rifle and a brand new production Barrett model 98B. It fired 338 lapua magnums they were both fitted with ATN Day/Night Riflescope Systems 4-12x80 DNS Gen .2 scopes.