Chapter 8

Psst! hey you, author dude. Psst, hey, wake up. Hey, can you hear me Crunchy?

huh, wazzit, um let me get my glasses (fumbling around) oh, hey. You woke me up. (stating the obvious)

I am here on behalf of your readers. It seems you are brusing the fourth plane.

And this little stunt doesn't rip the whole curtain down? Sheesh. I can't believe I was wrecking the story for them, it isn't like it was superrealistic. It isn't like they bought the damn book!

Well, I think Hardcase hurt some feelings with her rant at them...

Yeah, and she felt really bad about that. Actualy, believe it or not, I cut about five minutes off of her rant. She is touchy about some things, and I am sorry I didn't let you readers know that her eyes were narrowing. really.

She is a make believe character, she wasn't the one insulting your readers!

Now look who is breaking the fourth plane! I want to warn you, that Hardcase's eyes are narrowing right now...

Oh, no- S sorry, ah, she seems like a nice girl, and I am sorry I blamed you oops I ment...

ha ha, I told you so! Oh, don't take things so seriously, for one, I doubt that you were elected by the majority of the readers, and two, this is humor. I admit to brusing the fourth plane, but after all, this is humor, and in a way, isn't it nice to acknowledge the reader? Hey, if you want, go dig up my livejournal, it has some stories on there. Also some fourth plane distortion. I didn't pander though. wait, would this plug be considered pandering or not? hmmm... (pondering imponderables)

Ok, I am sorry I woke you up. I as one of your readers am enjoying the story, even if your characters do acknowledge that they are in a story, and notice the reader at times. Not to insult you, but couldn't you do something about the punctuation and spelling though?

I have a better idea, how about you voluntere damn how do you spell that anyway how about you offer to edit for me? Actualy, if I had to nitpick the story, My laziness would probably win, and there wouldn't be any story. I hope I do well enough that it is readable, and that I don't drive away too many souls. (waves cheerily to the readers) How is everything on your end? (shouting at the people reading these words)

Ah, what the hell, guess I will just take it as it is. You probably won't quit if people diss you in the vote, right?

If it gets too bad and I feel too abused, I will just turn off the voting. Yeh, I know it is crap, but I am having fun so far. What is this, my fourth post in a day? And, just to remind anyone who is interested, I saw articles a month ago about how now Livejournal is owned by russians who cut all the support staff. I am not too worried, Russians can do more with less than any other peoples I can think of, thinking ... well, there was Maguiver, and Robinson Carusoe, hmm ... Oh, yeah, all those people in WWII prisoner of war camps, Well, the Nicaraguans oh yeah, the Cubans are awesome at making the most of minimal resources. I guess you could make the case that they are honorary russians or something though,, so I will stand by my statement. Don't go all patriotic on me now, this is a humor piece. (soto voice aside the cuban people are amazing, industrious, and inventive) Peace Everyone!

Aww it is no use talking with you. Well, good luck with everything.I will try to remember not to wake you up anymore.

That sounds fair. And if anyone thinks I am posting too much, just download me once a day, instead of every time I post. Since it is chapters, you only get dinged on your download counter once for any download of new material, no matter how many chapters you download that time.