Elemental Encounters
Copyright© 2009 by Crunchy
Chapter 8
Psst! hey you, author dude. Psst, hey, wake up. Hey, can you hear me Crunchy?
huh, wazzit, um let me get my glasses (fumbling around) oh, hey. You woke me up. (stating the obvious)
I am here on behalf of your readers. It seems you are brusing the fourth plane.
And this little stunt doesn't rip the whole curtain down? Sheesh. I can't believe I was wrecking the story for them, it isn't like it was superrealistic. It isn't like they bought the damn book!
Well, I think Hardcase hurt some feelings with her rant at them...
Yeah, and she felt really bad about that. Actualy, believe it or not, I cut about five minutes off of her rant. She is touchy about some things, and I am sorry I didn't let you readers know that her eyes were narrowing. really.
She is a make believe character, she wasn't the one insulting your readers!
Now look who is breaking the fourth plane! I want to warn you, that Hardcase's eyes are narrowing right now...
Oh, no- S sorry, ah, she seems like a nice girl, and I am sorry I blamed you oops I ment...
ha ha, I told you so! Oh, don't take things so seriously, for one, I doubt that you were elected by the majority of the readers, and two, this is humor. I admit to brusing the fourth plane, but after all, this is humor, and in a way, isn't it nice to acknowledge the reader? Hey, if you want, go dig up my livejournal, it has some stories on there. Also some fourth plane distortion. I didn't pander though. wait, would this plug be considered pandering or not? hmmm... (pondering imponderables)
Ok, I am sorry I woke you up. I as one of your readers am enjoying the story, even if your characters do acknowledge that they are in a story, and notice the reader at times. Not to insult you, but couldn't you do something about the punctuation and spelling though?
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