Chapter 1: 'Doggy-Style'

"Who's your new friend, then?"

"This is a pure-blood Great Dane."

"You're telling me, he's huge!"

"Aye, he's a big lad all-round, alright."

"Kinky bugger!"

"What you like?"

"What's his name?"

"Bruce."

"I like it."

"I love what you're wearing."

"Thanks, it was nearer the top of the wash-basket this time."

"Handy."

"Don't mind if I do."

"What?"

"Give you a hand."

"Very droll."

"I do my best."

"You certainly do ... always."

"O, I like these!"

"You like?"

"I Lurve it ... and I love what you're wearing today."

"Thank you darling!"

"Pale Pink is so you!"

"Has your missus been shopping again, they look new?"

"No, these are my girls, you like?"

"Oh fuck, that's so sexy - I love!"

"They're so soft and silky."

"Is that her perfume, I smell?"

"Yeah!"

"Fuck yeah!"

"You fill them beautifully!"

"Kiss me!"

"I love this view from the wood. Peaceful."

"Me too."

"I'd enjoy it even more with your nice hard cock in my face."

"Horny fucker!"

"Look who's talking, I can see you stretching out those pretty pink panties!"

"Well, it's been too long since we last met."

"It's only been a week."

"I know; far too long."

"How long do we have?"

"About an hour."

"Does the missus know you're out?"

"No, she's gone shopping - again."

"While the bitch is away-"

"- The dogs will play!"

"You crack me up."

"You turn me on."

"You think Bruce can keep our secret?"

"I'm sure he will. He's very loyal and loving."

"He's bloody well hung, too!"

"Almost as big as you!"

"That's 'cause I've been thinking of you all week."

"Flattery will get you anywhere."

"As long as it gets you inside me."

"That it will."

"Those little lace panties are goin' to snap, if you get any harder."

"Watching your hand move like that is so fucking hot."

"Pull them tight between your cheeks."

"Those big balls look ready to burst!"

"Let me suck you through those panties."

"Be my guest."

"Here's a big kiss - mmmmwwaaah -"

("-YYYEEEESSSSSSSS!")

"-for my best friend."

"Oh yes, run your tongue down there."

"There? Or, here?"

"Oh yes, here, there ... every-fucking-where!"

"YYUUUUUUUMM!!"

"Good God!"

"?"

"Now there's a thing."

"??"

"Your freaky four-legged friend has a hard-on watching us!"

"!"

"Are you certain he's pure-blood? He's hung like a horse!"

"!!"

"Oh, he likes you!"

"Jesus! You're right."

"What a rod! How big d'you think it is?"

"At least eight-fucking-inches!"

"Definitely. At least two inches bigger than this hard rod."

"You make it feel twice as big when you do that."

"What, this?"

"Oh yeah, just there!"

"Push your tongue in the tip."

"Llllllllllike this?"

"YES!"

"Your precum tastes even better in her panties"

"He's comin' closer."

"No! Don't cum yet!"

"Not me. Bruce. He's droolin' like you do when I shoot my load!"

(SLURPS!)

"Good job your back's near the tree."

"Not close enough for my liking. Get back you dirty bugger!"

"Awwww, he only wants to play."

"Don't encourage him!"

"Me? You're the one wiggling his arse in the air like a bitch-in-heat!"

"Well, I wasn't expecting your dog to come out of the closet!"

"Shut-the-fuck-up and suck my cock."

"MMM-MM-MMM-MMMMMMMM!!"(I)

"Go on, Bruce, lick his arsehole. Don't worry about this one, I'll keep a tight hold on his head and fuck his face off to make sure he keeps his mouth shut!

(Slurp-suck-lick-slobber-drool-suck-slurp... )

"That-a-boy! Get your tongue stuck in there. Tongue-fuck his tight, hairy arse. Make it nice an' wet for that big, thick doggy-dick!"

(Lick-lap-slobber-drool-slurp-slurp... )

"On your knees, now, queer-boy, and get ready for a real seein' to, doggy-style."

"Oh- (pant-pant: slurp-slurp) -God!"

"Don't you stop suckin' my cock ... take it all the fuckin' way down, now."

"MMMMMMMM--GULP-GULP!"

"Yeah! There y'go. Open your mouth wide - wider! You know how I like it."

"WOOOOF!"

"You're ready, Bruce? Okay then, mate, climb on!"

"OOOOOMMMPPH!"

"Come on, take it like a man! You can do it..."

"Gulp-gobble-grunt-slobber-slurp-spit!"

"Deep breaths, deeeep breaths, you alright?"

"I-(gasp)-feel his-(puff-pant) ... O God!"

"Good boy, Bruce. Up y'get! Good boy."

"Oh ... no. OW, NO!"

(GROWL-WHINE ... pant-pant-pant... )

"Oh, shit - getoff! nooo..."