© msboy8 2007
Note: This story takes place prior to 9/11. It was inspired by "Elaine's Pre-Dick-ament" by MelodyC.
This is a work of fiction, and friction. Any resemblance to living, dead, or undead people is merely a coincidence. This story may not be used for wrapping fish or any other commercial endeavor without the author's express permission.
I, (msboy8) confirm that I am the originator of and the legal copyright holder of this story.
Thanks to sexy_beast1999 for her editing help, friendship and love. Thanks also to Old Boy101 for his editing help. All mistakes are my own and not theirs.