Abominable
by Deranged Phool
Copyright© 2025 by Deranged Phool
Humor Sex Story: A specialized zoologist has a contract to obtain something very specific. Typical of my work. Not very much sex; not very much plot; not very much humor.
Caution: This Humor Sex Story contains strong sexual content, including Consensual BiSexual Humor Interracial Masturbation Oral Sex Petting Hairy .
So here I was, bundled up against the cold, with a backpack full of equipment, trudging through the snow on another quest that might prove futile. Just getting into Tibet had required bribing border guards and other officials. Then I had gone from village to village, trying to get a lead without attracting the notice of government officials. Now, I was finally following up on a suggestion that someone in the village had seen a creature up on this mountain.
I climbed pretty high up the mountain before I saw something that might be the tracks of some large beast, half obscured by the snow. There was a chance that this was what my employer had sent me for, so I started following the trail. It wound farther up the mountain slope, keeping close to rock faces and boulders.
After two hours of following the tracks, my mind was so dull, I walked right into a wall of white fur. A large hand grabbed me by the shoulder before I even noticed the creature, furry white against the snow. That was stupid of me! I was supposed to be prepared for this. I was supposed to have my gun loaded with a tranquilizer dart. Fortunately, this abominable creature did not take the opportunity to rip my limbs off. It seemed strong enough that it probably could have, but it was more curious about the texture of my coat.
A little worried that it might tear the coat, I reached out and gently stroked its arm. Even if it didn’t rip me apart, tearing the coat might be enough to kill me. The coat, after all, was all that protected me from the January weather in the mountains. Its arm was covered in thick white fur, but not like a sheep’s wool nor like a polar bear’s fur. The closest I could think of was a husky, but it wasn’t quite like that, either.
I stroked gently, careful to stroke in the right direction. It seemed that worked. After a few moments, the creature seemed to relax, though it didn’t loosen its grip on my shoulder. As I figured out the situation, I realized that it was not quite so large as I had thought in my earlier terror. It was no bigger than a sasquatch - and a small female sasquatch, at that. Although it was much taller than I was, it was only 230 or 240 cm (for Americans, that’s a bit less than 8’) and probably less than a quarter of a ton. Still powerful enough to rend me limb from limb, but not big enough to squash me like a bug.
It seemed calm enough that I could try something more. I reached out my hand to rub its belly. It seemed wary at first, but once I started stroking it, it accepted that, too.
My first priority now had to be staying alive, but I had also been sent on this expedition with a purpose. (I had once been sent on an expedition with a porpoise, but that’s another story.) Finding the abominable snowman was only the first step. With that in mind, I gradually rubbed lower and lower on the creature’s belly.
Nothing seemed to be sticking out past the fur, or even hanging visibly. In this frigid climate, it would make sense for sensitive parts to retract when not needed, but I was starting to think this one was a female. I worked my mittened hand farther down its belly, and it seemed willing to let me proceed. When I reached its groin, though, it lifted me off the ground and backed into the wall of snow behind it. Considering the weight of my equipment, the fact that it could lift me with one hand testified to impressive strength. Where it carried me turned out to be a cave, hidden in the wall of snow and ice so well that I would never have noticed it in the blowing snow. It was fairly deep and contained a few pelts - a yak skin, maybe some small deer, and some even smaller ones that may have been squirrels. Being out of the wind, it felt less intensely cold than the mountainside.
When my captor set me down, it seemed best to continue where I had left off. I set down my pack and started rubbing its belly again. This time, as I moved my hands farther down, I took a moment to pull the mitten off one hand and stuff it in my pocket. The creature showed some surprise when I pulled it off, but seemed to understand once it saw my hand. It was still freezing, but my hand was kept warm enough as long as it was in its fur.
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