The Trailer Park: The Fourth Year
Copyright© 2006 by Wizard
Chapter 58
Romantic Sex Story: Chapter 58 - Being in love was never supposed to be this much trouble.
Caution: This Romantic Sex Story contains strong sexual content, including mt/ft Consensual Romantic BiSexual Heterosexual Humor Safe Sex Oral Sex Slow
I hate life.
But I ain't all that thrilled about the alternative.
Maybe I should say alternatives.
I mean, a beautiful garden where I'm attended by twenty-four virgins doesn't sound too bad. Except they have no souls. Without souls, I'd think they'd get pretty boring after a while. Kind of like all those mind control stories on the net. I figure having sex with a controlled girl would be a lot like masturbation.
Then there's Heaven with it's streets paved with gold. I mean, after the first hundred years, would you really care what the streets are paved with? Hell, after the first hundred minutes.
Reincarnation could be cool unless I came back as a cockroach or a maggot or something.
I read somewhere that the stars are all people who died, but I'm not sure a couple million years of turning hydrogen into helium, or is it helium into hydrogen, before burning out, would be a lot of fun.
Then there's the idea that you just end. You're done.
I guess the problem is that nobody's sure which alternative is the real deal.
No, that's not right. The problem is that everybody's sure which alternative is the real deal, they just can't agree.
It's like the old joke:
St. Peter is standing at the gates of heaven sorting the recently deceased.
"John Smith, Baptist, you're in. Please go to room 321, but be very quiet going by 317.
"Jenny Taylor, Jew, you're in. Please go to room 324, but be very quiet going by 317.
"Carl Reed, agnostic, you're in. Please go to room 342, but be very quiet going by 317.
"Excuse me St. Peter," the next man says, "I was wondering why you tell everyone to be quiet when they go by room 317?"
St. Peter smiles. "Room 317 is for the Catholics. They think they're the only ones here."
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