The following story may contain descriptions of sex and violence. If you are offended by this or if you are under the legal age of consent in your country do not read on.

(c)JIM P 1995

I have received this mail through a worm hole in the Internet - JIMP

I am the Last of the Last. These are my final thoughts. The true history no longer exists now except for in my mind as passed down verbally through the last few generations. As I prepare to die, I commit these memories to thought mail in the hope that someone somewhere is still using the forbidden Web.

The Rise of the Slits

Once there was a land called USA and it was fair. The Slits looked at the Sticks and they envied their power. “Sticks have exploited Slits for thousands of years. Slits must have equal power in ruling the land. It is politically correct”. The ruling Sticks pondered this and agreed because indeed it was politically correct.

But the Slits were not content. They looked at the Blacks and saw that they had been given positive discrimination. “Slits have been exploited far longer than the Blacks. Slits must be given positive discrimination”. The rulers thought about this and agreed because indeed it was politically correct.

The Slits sought positions of power, but in those days there were very few job vacancies. “More Sticks than Slits hold positions of power. Sticks must be made to step down to hand their positions to Slits. It is politically correct”. The rulers debated this and were uneasy, but there were more Slits than Sticks in the rulers and thus it was law.

Many thousands of Sticks lost their jobs to Slits. They were angry and protested loudly that this was not politically correct. The ruling Slits sent the police and army to silence the protesters. Many said that this was not politically correct. “It may not be politically correct but it is right to destroy the protesters because they are endangering the USA way of life”.

“Slits should have the freedom of choice of Stick sperm when choosing the father of their child. Sticks must donate their sperm in banks. It is politically correct”. The rulers agreed that this was politically correct and it was law. So all Sticks in the land donated sperm but unknown to them their were sterilised at the same time. The remaining Sticks in the rulers said that this was unjust, but they were silenced and so it was that the Slits inherited USA.

The Death of The Web

At that time USA culture was highly invasive in all other cultures, and soon the message of the Slits spread to other nations. Slits around the world copied the USA rulers and many inherited their lands too.