Chapter 13: Women are so Devious

"I discussed it with Don," Louise told me at lunch on Friday. We were in a city park, with nobody within earshot. She'd told me in advance to bring a bag lunch on that day.

"You've discussed with Don -- what? That I want to -- to have relations with him?"

"Among other things, yes. I didn't say you wanted to 'have relations' -- I told him you had a hankering to fuck him."

"But. I thought we'd agreed that Tad wouldn't be able to deal with that sort of... "

"We agreed that Tad wouldn't want to see Don's cock anywhere in your family album," Louise said. "We also agreed that you couldn't appear, to Tad, to be too eager to try Don on, so to speak."

"So. What's changed?"

"Simple. I'll fuck Tad."

"You'll fuck Tad?"

"Is there an echo out here?"

"I don't understand."

"OK, listen. We're gonna take pictures again, right? You've got several special poses you want to try, and you and Tad already intend to do some hard-core stuff for the camera. Are you with me so far?"

"Sure. But... "

"OK, so after you and Tad have done your thing -- some oral stuff you didn't get around to last time; maybe some nice 69-shots of the two of you, from several angles. Well, then little Louise, naked as a jaybird, gets all hot and bothered in her role as spectator, and decides she wants to get into the picture, too."

"OK"

"OK, so now, you take a little breather, maybe get up out of the bed and stand there next to Don, maybe have a cigarette or something, and I latch onto Tad's crank and start showing him how an experienced cocksucker eight years his senior can play the skin flute."

"Wow!"

"Yeah, wow! Only, I just do it for the camera, and don't bring ol' Tad off, or anything. My Don, meanwhile, is snapping away, getting it all for posterity. Then you jump back on the bed and ignore me and Tad, and give Don still-another of your wonderful suggestions for an additional hot photo."

"How do I act when you're sucking Tad?"

"You act unconcerned. It's only for the picture collection, after all. It's not a biggie!"

"Then what?"

"Then, while you're posing for Don again in your little birthday suit, I take Tad's hand and we kind of fade away, out of the bedroom."

"You're gonna take him down the hall and fuck him!"

"Right."

"It won't work! Jeez! When you and Don were going at it that night, we could hear you moaning, and the headboard bouncing off the walls! It sounded like you were practically in the same room."

"Yeah, I'm something of a screamer. But don't worry. I've got it covered."

"How?"

"Don will say he's running out of film, and that I should go to the store and buy some more, hurry-up quick! And I'll ask Tad to go along, because it's late and there's a big bad world out there. So I'll take Tad out to the garage, and we'll go get the film that we don't even really need.

"And on the way back, I'll get all horny and start playing with Tad, and as soon as we get back home and the garage door closes, we'll do it in the car! I can scream all I want and you won't hear me."

"In the car! Jesus! --But. What if he won't make love to you?"

"Honey! Get real! He's a man! Remember, the two of us will have just gotten out of a bed where I've just unwrapped my luscious lips from around his throbbing dick. He'll go with me. Hell, he'll follow me anywhere!"

"And while you are in the garage with Tad..."

"You're in the master bedroom, Don's pants will be around his ankles, and you'll see how much of that salami you can hide in that teensy little pussy of yours."

"God!"

"Yeah, you might see Him, too -- at some point in the proceedings."

"But -- what about you? Are you willing to go through with this? With Tad, I mean?"

"What's the question? Am I willing to have a good-looking, virile 20-year-old man slip it to me in the back seat of a Buick Eight? Fuckin' A, Yes, girl, I am! I told you already -- big dicks aren't everything! I intend to enjoy my little back-seat adventure with that sweet boy!"

But. Louise! Afterward, I'll have to hide this from Tad! I'll be -- cheating on him!"

"You can play it any way you want, Sweetie, but my advice would be, tell him about it, right after."