Pussycat Drives the Clown Cunt (Batman)
by sexdottxt
Copyright© 2024 by sexdottxt
Fan Fiction Sex Story: After jilted by the Batman, Selina Kyle is cornered in an alleyway by a bunch of thugs. Fortunately Harley Quinn saves her in the nick of time. Alone and bunking together, this time it's Harley who has a bad crush. And Selina is very ready to reciprocate.
Caution: This Fan Fiction Sex Story contains strong sexual content, including Fa/Fa Consensual Lesbian Fan Fiction Rough Oral Sex .
Selina Kyle was feeling a bit irritated lately. She was one of Gotham’s most notorious criminals as Catwoman, had dealt with the worst of their kind while being just as vicious and was still pretty enough to make men swoon for her as if she was Poison Ivy. But for all her ups and downs there was one thing which still kept her up at night. The Batman.
And it wasn’t a matter of sparring with him recently or any criminal plots foiled. Far from it. Instead she longed to know more about him. All of Gotham’s master criminals saw him as a symbol of some kind, none knew who he really was behind the mask, but for them, her included, that didn’t matter. She had been his foe and his ally in equal measure. She wanted to know more.
It wasn’t hard to find him. Every night he was out on the hunt for either low level thugs harassing Gotham’s innocent populace, or taking on the big names like Joker and Bane amongst many others. For someone as well connected as she was, it was very easy to find him. And she always made sure to help him out in whatever he was doing. It didn’t make for a good look with the other criminals in Gotham’s underworld but they all knew that she was a mercenary. Her loyalties were up to change based on how much she was being paid at any given moment. And the only criminal on these streets who would count on the others for friendship was a fool. They would turn on each other at a moment’s notice as they saw fit. At least she was honest about it.
But right now her obsession with the caped crusader was anything but fickle. She fought with him side by side as if he was the Boy Wonder himself. And everytime they emerged victorious she made sure to turn on the charm.
“Say Bats, how about we make this a regular thing, huh?”
“What?”
“How about we team up on the regular? Become real partners and not just partners in crime.”
He smiled dryly at her. That little opening on his mask was the only thing that indicated he was actually a human and not the devil that so many of her fellow rogues feared him as. But reading his expression, she had wished he was a monster to spare her the rejection she felt. She knew his answer before he even spoke the words.
“That would be a bit messy,” he said. “And I prefer loyalty in my partners.”
She smiled cutely at him and clung to him, wrapping her arms around his neck and licking her lips. “Well I think I can make it happen just for you. I like the sound of it too. Bats and Cats. What do you say?”
He felt a hardness in his batsuit. He knew Selina Kyle’s identity, and as his arduous journey as a crimefighter had progressed, he realized he had a lot more in common with her than anyone he had primed to be Robin. The thought of a true partner and not just a sidekick tickled his fancy too. None of his allies in the pristine halls of the Justice League could understand what made him tick quite like she did.
But he pushed her away. “Sorry. But when it comes down to it I work best alone.”
Before she could say another word, he was gone.
She knew rejection when she saw it. But she wasn’t going to give up just yet. She was dogged and tough in all the ways that mattered. Including when it came to romance. And she had just the person in mind.
The next night she didn’t bother meeting up with Batman. Instead she met up with another criminal of ambiguous morality. A savior but never someone she’d call her hero.
It had happened totally by chance. Catwoman had just completed a low level job, the equivalent of snatching something from Santa’s toy factory. But that didn’t mean there wasn’t heat after. Even the small time crooks in Gotham didn’t like having their fun stolen away and now they had sent their big dumb ugly elves. She had fled at the first sign of trouble until her pursuit had caught up to her in an alleyway.
They were so close to her that she had no choice but to fight. Nothing big, just a bunch of bruisers who might as well have had fists for brains. She knocked out the first of them and she figured that would be that.
But it wasn’t. There was another wave of thugs, now coming at her from both sides. Not the worst predicament she’d ever been in. Still, she didn’t like the looks of it.
Yet she was infamous for a reason. She charged right into one of the ends and went to work, cutting a line through them with just as much brute force as they had to give. There was a finish line at the end and she intended to get through to it.
As soon as she got on that end, she had underestimated just how many of them were on the other side. She wasn’t worried. But she realized that a lot of people would be going to dreamland the hard way.
She charged right into them. She quickly realized she got overconfident when this crowd was converging with some of the ones from earlier who weren’t knocked out and were coming at her with everything they had. She was a criminal known and feared in the same leagues as Killer Croc and Hush for a reason. But she was wishing she had a savior. She hoped it would be the Batman.
Instead it would be another criminal. Selina was just beginning to get worried when she heard a scuffle on the other end of the crowd. She couldn’t be sure at first but when the rest of them were turning away from her to focus on this intruder, she knew she was getting lucky. But she didn’t know what kind of luck it was.
She heard a whole lot of banging and hitting. Followed by a whole lot of guys groaning in pain. “Watch out, that hammer hurts like a mother!” said one of them.
It can’t be her, she thought to herself. But then she heard a loud woman’s voice say, “Watch out boys! I don’t want to end up hitting the wrong head! Because I know the head up top is big and hollow, so it’s not like I’m doing any permanent damage. But the one below is little and squishy and goes ‘SPLAT!’”
There was a lot more knocking around and soon the crowd around Selina was clearing out. By now she could see the outline of whoever else was there in the dim street lights. It was definitely Harley Quinn.
Getting back in on the action, Catwoman resumed fighting the crowd around her. This gang had numbers but the two women were far more proficient in combat. As their numbers fell, the rest of them fell into herd mentality and it didn’t take long for the fear amongst them to spread like a contagion. Pretty soon they abandoned all pretense of fighting entirely and dispersed, clearing out of the alleyway like a bunch of little kids.
Harley watched them all turn out, her mallet over her shoulder, before she turned back to look at Selina. Catwoman was unsure if she was friend or foe. For all she knew, this one was on a mission from some other kingpin to nab the treasure herself.
But then Harley just smiled. “You gonna sit there staring at my pretty face all night or should I give you a wallop too?”
Selina smiled. “Thanks.”
“No prob.”
“But why you’d go all the way to save me?”
“I didn’t even know they were after you. Just saw a bunch of guys and figured they were trouble. And I’ve been kinda bored lately too so...” She shrugged her shoulders. “But I didn’t know they were after you.”
“Your curiosity definitely saved this kitty. They would have plucked all my nine lives just like that.”
“How about you come down to my place? You look like you could use a bit of a cat nap.”
She took Harley up on that offer. At that point she wasn’t feeling any alarm at all, and her employer was lenient on getting that trophy back. The two ladies strolled back like they were just BFFs enjoying a night on the town.
And they knew what a risk they were taking. There were plenty of bad men who normally would have taken advantage of these two, no questions asked. Harley Quinn and Selina Kyle might have been two of the most notorious criminals in Gotham, but beautiful women were beautiful women, and after delivering that toe to toe beatdown, they could never ignore the possibility that more idiots would want to take a piece of them. They were looking all over the place, watching each other’s backs.
But the night was quiet. They looked at each other, smiling. Though Harley was surprised when Selina wrapped her hand around her waist. Selina’s smile under the moonlight was more wholesome to her eyes than she realized and on the high of their victory, she never felt more alive. A stray thought of how much it would be fun to actually get freaky with her right there entered her mind, but she quickly pushed it aside. What was she thinking?
Still, the idea of a Selina and Harley team up seemed so exciting to her. She returned the caress, moving her own arm right back around Catwoman’s waist. Those same weird thoughts returned to her, she enjoyed the feeling of the other woman’s tight and nubile form in that catsuit of hers. She wondered how nice she would look naked. Like before, she put these ideas as just her being curious.
When they got back to Harley’s place, Selina’s savior threw her mallet on the ground and stretched out. “Nothing beats a good night’s sleep after a night of kicking ass huh?”
“You said it.”
But when they got to her bedroom, there was only the one bed. “Sorry there. Forgot I’ve got just the one place to sleep on.”
“Oh it’s fine,” Selina said. “You saved my bacon. I don’t mind bunking together.”
Harley didn’t know how to respond to that. She didn’t think she’d be sharing a bed with Catwoman. And she was left further speechless as the other woman began to strip herself out of her suit.
Her back was turned to Harley when she reached for the zipper on her back and began pulling it down. She stared at Selina, watching that naked back being exposed to her eyes. She knew Catwoman was a tough woman with an incredible figure just from going about in that skintight catsuit all the time, but it was something else seeing her stripping before her for the first time. Her back was totally unmarred of any real blemishes and had that exquisite mix of muscle and feminine beauty. She was a little disappointed to see that she was wearing a bra, but as the zipper came down further, that was the least of her concerns. Her skin was just so beautiful.
As the zipper came down to her ass crack, Harley’s jaw almost dropped seeing that Selina was wearing a thong. Her catsuit outlined her big butt perfectly and more than a few times wondered how good it looked naked. But seeing those succulent cheeks spilling out of a thong was better than seeing her naked. She gulped.
Selina had unfastened the folds on her mask and tossed it aside. Harley could see her beautiful features ever so slightly as they were concealed by that dark hair that naturally curled cut into a bob. As Catwoman pulled down the front zipper and worked on getting her arms free of her sleeves, her face was turned to the side and the sight of just her jawline being visible framed in those dark curls, her soft lips were so tempting and seemed like they were going to say something.
But they didn’t. Selina was instead focused on getting her suit down. Harley was like a horny guy watching her strip as her guest worked on getting her legs out of the pants of her outfit. She stared in awe at those full shapely thighs, those sculpted ankles, and then it was down to her ankles. All those naughty thoughts earlier came back with a vengeance, and there was no use trying to pretend it was anything else than want. She turned back around before her new friend saw that she was being peeped on.
Wow, I had no idea Selina was so fucking hot! Harley mouthed to herself.
Selina had just turned back around to look at Harley when she said that. Joker’s onetime assistant hadn’t uttered a sound and there was no mirror that reflected her face shocked with wonder and admiration saying it either. But Catwoman still got a funny feeling. Shrugging her shoulders, she turned back around and got her feet out of the rest of the catsuit before she tossed it aside.
Harley turned back around for one final sneak peek. Selina’s back was turned to her again and she stared at her, so erotic and beautiful in her nakedness. Then she turned back and looked at Harley again, giving her a smile that melted her heart. “Thanks for letting me stay here again! You’re such a doll doing all of this for me.”
“Sure, n-no problem...” Harley said. Selina took no notice of her awkwardness and got in bed, pulling the blankets over her. Harley stripped down herself, she wasn’t wearing much to start with, but in only a tiny t-shirt that bared her midriff and little red boxer shorts that bounced with her booty with every step she took, she still couldn’t believe she’d be sharing a bed in her skivvies with this pretty pussy. Turning off the lights, she nervously got on the mattress beside her.
It was ten minutes when Selina started to doze off. Harley on the other hand was still quite restless and as the time went on, she realized she wasn’t gonna be catching her winks anytime soon. She looked at her current roommate. Her back was turned to Harley, and all she could think was how nice it would be to cop a feel on her.
I’m not gonna get any shuteye just staring at her like this. Just one little touch of that sexy little ass of hers and that’s that.
She slowly reached forward and grabbed one of Selina’s butt cheeks. She was surprised what a great tushy it was, the texture was fine and felt great on her hands but there was no question of the hard muscle underneath. she spooned it for several more seconds, admiring just how great it felt on her hands.
She forgot her earlier warning to herself when she didn’t let go, fondling it just a bit harder. Grinning to herself she grabbed the other cheek. Now she was actively spooning her with no intention of letting go anytime soon.
As she fondled her, Selina started moaning lightly. Harley knew it was probably just her snoring but it didn’t change how wet she got hearing it. With Catwoman taking a catnap, she had no intention of letting her go anytime soon.
She was as tempting to her now as she was when she had undressed. Harley was no longer thinking of tuning out anytime soon and fondled her butt even more. Getting a little greedier, she leaned forward and innocently kissed Selina’s neck, so vulnerable to her with her curly hair cut in a bob.
When Catwoman didn’t show any notice, Harley became more aggressive, brushing her lips on that soft skin even more. She hadn’t let go of Selina’s derriere and the warmth of that body she was caressing was just getting her even hotter than she had been.
In the back of her mind, Harley was by now making all sorts of rationalizations to not stop touching Selina. With the other woman still not reacting beyond making light sleeping sounds, Harley snaked an arm around her and found one of her breasts.
It was so soft and squishy in her hands. Harley knew that butt was mostly muscle, and seeing her body up close, she had started to worry that those jugs were totally fake. But no, they were real. And they were fantastic.
Still kissing Selina’s neck, Harley had become ravenous at that point. She was clutching on that tit and her ass cheek like she owned it and actively slobbering all over her neck. Unable to take it anymore, she ground herself up against the other woman and trailed a series of wet kisses up her neck, all over her cheek, and left a scorcher right on her lips.
It was at that moment that Selina started to finally rouse from her slumber. “Bats?” she said groggily.
Harley was crushed. She let go of Selina and letting go of her turned away, defeated. She wasn’t thinking about sex anymore. All she could hope for was that she’d be able to get some shuteye without too much embarrassed.
But as Selina came to, the reality of the situation dawned on her. She felt a hot wetness on her neck, on her face and on her mouth. She absent mindedly licked her lips, and thought she could taste lipstick. And she felt like something had grabbed one of her tits, and there was definitely a bit of pressure on her ass. Her body felt naughty all over.
She turned around to look at Harley. Her back was turned to her but Selina could see that something was bothering her. Did she really...?
But just as she thought that, an indecent fire spread throughout her body. After getting rejected by Batman, she had been feeling all lonely, and now maybe the perfect person for her was right here. She had never done this sort of thing with a woman before. Felt maybe a little bit of a craving for Poison Ivy when she accidentally got a whiff of those pheromones when someone hired her to rob that mad scientist, but that was a very situational thing. Though it had left a lingering craving inside of her body.
The hot flashes from that memory put together with how needy she was stirred a tingling in her pussy that she couldn’t just make go away. She didn’t want it to go away either. Looking over Harley’s body, she was getting a new appreciation for her shape. And she wanted more.
“Harley, did you cop a feel on this kitty?”
Harley didn’t move, didn’t respond. She tried to play it off as she was sleeping. Selina knew it too and playfully ran her fingers up Harley’s little shirt, teased the skin of her back. She shivered a little bit, but otherwise didn’t move. Selina stepped things up a notch and put her lips to Harley’s ear. “I know you’re awake little girl. Now will you give me an answer or will I have to make you answer?” She reached up the front of Harley’s shirt and finding her naked breasts, rubbed her fingers onto them.
Harley did her best to remain stoic. She was still feeling a little ashamed and didn’t know if Selina was earnestly into the idea of doing it with her or just teasing her. Her hands were so soft on her breasts, her long fingers were stroking them just right. And then she started using her nails a little bit. It felt like the closest thing to actually having another person knead her skin like cats would do. But this was so much better.
Selina’s breasts were right up on Harley’s back. She was blowing small hot breaths on her ear, while deliberately moving her tits on her. Then she started stroking Harley’s ear lobe with her soft lips, tempting her. Her host was still remaining still, but even in that moonlit gloom, she could feel the heat on her cheeks.
Moving her lips to Harley’s ear, Selina whispered, “Because I want it too.”
That did it. Harley flipped over with such energy that it took even Catwoman by surprise and grabbing her face, pulled her into a deep kiss. Selina was surprised by the intensity of the kiss, it felt like her face was being sucked into her, and Harley was furiously rubbing herself all over Selina. She was more than happy to return those affections and grabbing her butt, humped her right back while kissing her back just as hard. With the way they were going at it, it was hard to believe that either of them was hesitant with each other at all.
Selina pushed up the front of Harley’s shirt, and moved herself against her even harder. Not breaking the kiss, she pulled down Catwoman’s bra in turn and now they were actively moving their naked teats all over each other. All the while they continued sucking face, holding each other, feeling all over each other’s scantily clad bodies.
When their lips parted, there was a small strand of spit in between their tongues. “S-Selina...” Harley gasped. She still couldn’t believe she did that.
Selina pushed back a strand of her hair. “See? That wasn’t so hard to admit, was it?”
She snuck her hands up Harley’s little shirt and twisted her nipples, causing her to squeak in pleasure. “I knew you want me love, but I had no idea you were so sensitive there. And I thought I was a bad little pussy.” Not letting her go, she ground her nails into the flesh of her tits again, and Harley could only shudder in pleasure.
Harley looked at Selina, but wasn’t looking at her eyes. Instead she saw her bare tits hanging out with her bra top just awkwardly under them. She shoved her face into that rack and started sucking all over them. Catwoman smiled and hissed from having her breasts being worked like that, looking down at the head of the girl eating her chest. Harley was so into it that Selina could only see the top of her head.
Selina got a little more aggressive, pressing her nails into the hard skin of Harley’s nipples. Not too hard, not too soft, but enough to drive her crazy, and then she would twist them in between. As expected, Harley got a little more into it too, and started biting into Selina’s breasts. They were both so horny.
But Selina broke first. She yanked down her little thong and started humping Harley’s leg. The other woman looked up, those hands were still pinching her nipples, but she still found herself thinking that Selina’s name should have been something else. She felt her wetness all over her thigh, and when she was just lost in feeling it without reciprocating, Selina forced her tongue into her mouth again, desperate for more stimulation. Harley was just getting into it when she felt those same fingers playing with her nipples yank on them really hard.
Harley jumped back and gasped. Selina was looking at her with a beady smile and eyes full of dark intelligence, pinching the nipples with just the perfect amount of pressure. She didn’t need to say anything for Harley to get the hint. As Harley took it that sensual pain, Selina would slowly and lovingly suck on each of her nipples, using her wet lips and tongue to stimulate them perfectly. They smarted even more after being pinched, but it was such good pain that she didn’t mind at all.
Both ladies looked up at each other again. They were both holding each other’s chests, twisting each other’s nipples and playing with them soothingly in an attempt to get the better of the other one. It was definitely having an effect too, they didn’t look away from each other for an instant but they could each see the other one breaking under pressure, making embarrassing noises and all kinds of weird faces. It was painful and it was ecstasy and neither of them knew whether they should giggle or scream.
“You wanna play with them all night Harley? Because I’m not here for games.” Then she twisted the other woman’s nipples with such force that Harley bit her lip to keep her voice in. Selina relented when Harley was just about to break and cupped the other woman’s face. “I think we both know there’s something else that’s way more sensitive. And this kitty needs her medicine.”
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