“Hey, Lisa! So good to hear from you!”

“Hi, Jamie. How’s it going?”

“Good. Today was my first day as a zookeeper.”

“Cool.”

“Yeah, I was working in the bear compound with Smoochie the Bear.”

“That sounds like fun.”

“It was. Smoochie is so cute. Poor thing, though. She was so frustrated.”

“How come?”

“See, she was super horny. She was desperate to get off. But her paws were not conducive to masturbation. No way could she rub one out.”

“Yeah, I can see that might be a problem for bears. So what did you do?”

“Well, naturally I wanted to help. But her smoldering cunt was like a cauldron of lust, much too hot to touch, so what I did was I blew on her clit. That did the trick. She came like fireworks.”

“Oh wow! Good work, Jamie!”

“Yeah, unfortunately my hair caught fire.”

“Oh no!”

“Luckily, when Smoochie orgasmed, she squirted like sixty gallons of bear cum, enough to extinguish my blazing hair.”

“That was lucky.”

“Yeah. And her cum was so sweet. Like honey. And it left my hair super glossy. I bet I could market the stuff.”

“Ha ha.”

“Yeah, and after she recovered, Smoochie returned the favor. Her paws might not have been suitable for fingering my pussy, but her tongue, oh my goodness! I think I’m going to marry her!”