"Mike... I can't find my dildo anywhere!," screamed Carol.

"Alice... where did you put my rubbers?!? God we're going to be late to the Wilson's again!" yelled Mike.

It was Friday night at the Brady household, and Mike and Carol were off to another orgy at the Wilson's, while the Brady kids had their own plans for the night.

Greg comes running into the room, "Hey Pete, I got it, I got it... three joints of some far-out shit from Bill!!!"

"Well what are you waiting for, light it up before Bobby comes home. You know how he gets when he's all stoned."

As Greg and Peter were getting high, Marsha and Cindy came walking through the front door. "I told you Cindy that it's going to hurt a little bit the first time, but look how much money you made."

I know, but don't you think Sam's a bit too old?!?... and what would Alice say if she finds out?!?

Oh... don't worry about it. Hey, let's go see what the boys are doing!"

As Marsha and Cindy ran up to the boys' room, Bobby was hiding in the garage, stroking his little penis. Bobby liked jacking- off, and always wondered how it felt to fuck a real girl, especially his older sister Jan. He began liking her soon after she got her glasses - Bobby thought she looked real sexy when Jan put on her glasses.

Meanwhile, Jan was up in her room, feeling sort of depressed. She was always hearing from Marsha how great it was to give blow-jobs, and to get laid by high school boys. Jan was still a virgin, and the only time she really experienced an orgasm was on the mule ride down the Grand Canyon. Suddenly, Jan got up and pulled out Marsha's twelve inch dildo from the top dresser drawer. She said Oh what the heck!", took off her clothes, and began shoving it in her wet pussy.

You could now hear loud laughter coming from the boys' room. Marsha, Greg, and Peter were laughing at Cindy as she was choking on the marijuana smoke.

"Come on you little bitch, hold it in!!" yelled Greg.

Peter, somewhat horny now, yelled over to Marsha, "Hey Marsha, how bout a little head?!?"

Marsha feeling totally stoned, looked over at Pete and said, "Well, okay, but you can't fuck my pussy. Remember mom and dad said they're not going to pay for any more abortions."

Pete quickly took off his brown Wranglers, and pulled out his cock. Then Marsha started to deep-throat him, while Greg watched from his bed, still holding a joint between his fingers.

Meanwhile, Jan was still trying to make herself come with Marsha's dildo, as Bobby just shot his load all over Tiger's fur in the garage. Bobby felt good now, and wanted to go over to the library so he could look at the nude women in the National Geographics magazines. He picked up his bike, and soon realized that he had a flat tire. So Bobby decided to go ask Jan if he could borrow her bike.