It's kind of embarrassing for me to say this, but my mom is a little weird. I mean I love her very much, it's just I wish she'd stop putting things inside... her... but I'm getting ahead of myself.

First let me introduce my family. I am Emilly and am 16. My brother Brad is 14 while my father John is 38. And finally my mother, my beautiful perverted mother is Mary and is 34.

So what's wrong with my mother you say? Well let me give you an example. All four of us are sitting around the dinner table enjoying a family meal like every other family. About halfway into we all begin to notice that the pickle was once on mother's plate has now vanished. None of us saw her eat it, so there can only be one other explanation. That's right, my mother has a pickle shoved up her cunt at the dinner table.

So now you know the problem. My mother is obcesed with putting things in her. What ever is it, as long as it can fit, she'll try to put in there.

We've even tried to stop her on a number of occasions, but her need is so great that we've all given up. So now we just sit around the table, chatting like normal while we faintly hear in the background the squishy noises of mother pumping the pickle in and out.

Another instance of my perverted mother is my and Brad's toys. It's not uncommon for me to have a barbie doll missing. And since my mother doesn't wear panties, when she bends over I can notice two little feet sticking out between those lips. And my brother's army toys have probably spent more time in my mother's trenches and then actual ones.

Even though we've gotten used to it, it's still embarrassing when my friends are around. Like when mom comes to pick me up, I can tell through her window that she's plugging 3 or 4 fingers into her hole. And if a friend comes in the car, I make sure she sits behind my mother so she can't see the hairbrush mom put in her pussy from my purse, with the handle sticking out.

We no longer eat at fast food places anymore. Every time we would order french fries she would insert a few into her soggy microwave.

I'm sure all this is very humiliating for her. She does these things not because she wants to, but because she needs to. She can't help it. It's a craving that needs to be fulfilled. She's even gone as far as to ask us to help satisfy her.

As I said, I love my mother very much, but there is no way I'm ever going to help with something like that. Sometimes when no one else is around the house she'll really beg me. So I'll take one of her high heels and shove it up her cunt. She squirms in relief and embarrassment and then I make her take over.

My brother on the other hand is a different story. He resisted helping mom at first, but his curiosity and hornyness got the better of him and now he takes advantage of the situation. He has no problem shoving his fingers into mom while she's bent over his bed begging for relief. So desperate she is, she doesn't even stop him from pinching her clit for his amusement, even though he knows it hurts.

Even though dad and I have tried to get him to calm down, he's taken it to the next level. When a bully started to bother him in school, he offered mom's pussy in exchange for leaving him alone. The bully accepted.

So later that day Brad and the bully arrived at our house to find mom in the back yard trying to put the water hose inside her. When told her of the deal, she tried to refuse at first, but one sight of the 15 year-old's large cock and she was on the grass with her legs spread wide.

Needless to say, Brad has gotten a few more bullies since, but most of them don't use her pussy anymore, it's a little too wide for them. So usually the bully will be sitting on her bed while my mother is on her knees bobbing her head up and down their dicks while humping the corn on the cob between her legs.

It really is a shame, my mother truly is a beautiful woman. She could have been a model. She has long sexy brunet hair, still firm 'C' cup breasts, and athletic yet slender long legs. She could have been famous with a body like that. Instead she's on her knees fucking corn while giving blowjobs to her son's bullies. Tisk tisk tisk. What a shame.

I'll never be like her. I have too much respect for myself. I too am beautiful like my mother, with large developing breasts and a slim body, but the only thing that I will be putting in my vagina is my one true love's penis not hoses, corn, brushes, or anything else you can think of like mother does.

Though its going to be tough to find my one true love with my mother around. I mean how do I explain to a boyfriend why my mother is fucking herself silly on my bedpost?

That's another one of her favorites, fucking my bedpost. I guess it's the size that appeals to her.

She's even started coming in the middle of the night to use it. I used to just go back to sleep, but lately I've been watching her. I just lay there and watch as large wood goes in and out, with awe that something so big can fit in her. Sometimes we'll even stare at each other, it's weird.