Chapter 3

Kit leaned back on the sofa and giggled. "The weirdest thing I ever did? Are you sure you want to know that? I was only talkin' about something I read online. I didn't mean me!" We were enjoying a breather during a very busy day. Loving Touch Massage Therapy was quiet at last. For the better part of the day, all four massage rooms had been in almost continuous use. Ami made her way up the spiral staircase, and joined Kit, Lisa, Polly and me. She flopped down on the sofa between Lisa and Kit. "Shoot girl, you looked about whooped!" Kit drawled, while grinning at the tired looking Asian. "What'd those last guys want?"

Ami stretched and yawned. "Polly love, you could have warned me!" she said with a giggle. "Those guys were brothers! Apparently, they do everything together!"

Polly almost dropped her wineglass. "Oh my goodness! Ami! I didn't know! When Robert called, he said he had someone who wanted to watch you two 'do it'!" Polly blushed very red, and looked very cute! She spends her days working in the city's financial district, at the Bank of England. Nights and weekends, she answers the phones for Loving Touch. "I'm so sorry! Are you hurt?"

Ami leaned over, and gave Polly a kiss. "Nah, I'm fine! Those two gave me quite a workout though! I never tried a DP before."

I had to giggle when Polly's eyes opened wide. "DP? They, you, all together?"

"Yep!" Ami cleared her throat, and tried to look modest. "One in my pussy, the other right up the butt!" Ami giggled, and dropped into her professional personal. "Misters! Oh No! Ami no do hiney fuck-fucks!"

Lisa playfully slapped her leg. "Girl, you're terrible!" She looked at the clock. "You went overtime again, didn't you?"

"Just a few minutes! It was so freakin' hot! I swear! Cops are the best fucks!"

I cut into this happy exchange. "Ami, Kit was telling us about the weirdest sex she ever had. You were saying, Kit?"

"Ah Linda! Everyone almost forgot about that!" Kit, our fearless cowgirl, was blushing more then Polly ever did! "Lets talk about firsts instead! I did it the first time with a ranch hand daddy hired when I was thirteen."

"Kit, spill it! You brought up weird sex. You can't leave us hanging!"

"Well shoot, alright then! Don't anyone laugh at me now!" Kit took a swig of the rock gut tequila she likes so much. "I used to work summers as a rodeo clown. You've seen em. We keep the bulls distracted, so the cowpokes don't get trampled when they're thrown."

Lisa barked out a quick laugh. "Let me guess! You did the bull, right?"

"Hell's bells no! I ain't loco!" Kit shouted. "Ain't no way I'm doing a bull! Them critters are huge!"

Ami sat up, suddenly interested. "Just how big of an animal have you done?"

Kit gulped her drink and sputtered. "Uh, um, Rodeo clown! It was after a show, me and another clown were talking. One thing led to another, and we ended up doing the ol' wild thing, right in the stables. We didn't know people were watchin' until some little brat asked her momma what the clowns were doing to each other!"

Lisa grinned at the embarrassed Texan. "Getting caught isn't so weird. It happens to everyone."

Kit took a deep breath. "It gets worse. We both got canned. That was no big deal. When we met up later, we recognized each other right away, without the clown makeup."

This was getting good! "Out with it! Who the heck was he?"

Kit was running her finger along the rim of her glass, and staring into her drink. "We hadn't seen each other since I was a little tike." Kit whispered, but then suddenly looked up with her usual lopsided grin. "Who'd ever though grand pappy would get himself into such good shape! The man is hung like a mule!" she giggled.

Polly was looking very excited! She was all fidgety, trying to get her erection arranged more comfortably under her lounging pajamas. "Kit, you had sex with your grandfather? When did this all happen?"

"Well shucks, may as well tell the rest! It was just before I got hired here! You all even met the man. Remember Bobby- Joe? Tall, good-looking cuss, with snow-white hair tied in a ponytail?"

"Girl, now you're lying!" Lisa grinned. "That guy couldn't have been more then maybe fifty! I, well, I 'took care' of him once, when you were out."

"Nope! There are three things everyone knows about the Cottrell family. One, we can't get drunk." Kit finished off her drink, then poured the rest of the bottle into her glass. "Two, a Cottrell never lies. Three, we all, barring accidents, live to be at least one hundred and ten." She looked right into Lisa's eyes. "Grand pappy is eighty two!"

For a second I thought Kit was angry, but she leaned towards Lisa, and gave her a kiss. "Kit, everyone gets drunk!" I protested, when they finally parted.

"Oh yeah?" Kit tossed back the rest of her tequila, before jumping to her feet. "Watch this!" She lined her feet up with a seam in the hardwood floor. In a fast march, she heel-toed across the living room, spun around, and did a perfect back flip, before returning in a razor sharp line again. She never faltered! The golden haired Texan went right up to Lisa, and sat in the taller woman's lap. "Drinkin' does loosen up a Cottrell, if ya get my drift."

Lisa kissed her. "From what I've seen of you and your granddad, EVERYTHING loosens up a Cottrell!"

"Ok!" I clapped my hands, like a teacher with a noisy class. "Lisa, Ami, who's next?" I wondered if Polly would hold out. It looked like she was near the point of yanking down her bottoms, and jerking off like nobody's business!"

Ami blushed. "You guys already know mine! Remember? Someone in this room, who shall remain nameless, fucked me like a doggie in heat!" The lovely Asian smiled at Polly, who giggled like a little girl. "I knew she'd like my Saint Tail costume. I just didn't know she'd like it THAT much!"

"Ami?" Polly asked eagerly. "Could you help me make a Sailor Moon costume for Linda? Pretty please?"

"What?" I spun around, and stared at Polly. She was serious! "Oh, alright already!" I knew about Sailor Moon. Polly was systematically getting me hooked on Japanese Anime. "Polly, you have to wear a tuxedo though! Sailor Moon will only fuck Tuxedo Mask!"

Lisa grinned sheepishly. "Guess I'm next. I never told this story to a soul. When I was a girl, I was a real hell raiser. I was in and out of trouble all the time. Once, I was almost arrested. Let me tell you, that changed my life around!"

"What'd you do? Bad girl!" Kit laughed, snuggling in Lisa's embrace.

"This was way back in 1972. I was a smart mouthed fifteen- year-old bitch. I decided I didn't have to pay for movie tickets any more. I thought it would be easy. I heard some of the guys at school talking about how they did it. If they could, I could too! One night, I made my attempt. I climbed the tree in back of the movie theater. Up to the roof I went. There was an air vent up there, just like they described. It was like those funnel shaped things you see on ships. It came up out of the roof about waist high, and curved over to prevent rain from pouring in. Anyway, I took off the grate they had loosened, and tried to crawl in. I got stuck! I didn't stop to think that those skinny punks didn't have breasts! I was rather broad shouldered in the hips, too! I was jammed in that damn thing for two hours, before I heard footsteps on the roof." She dropped her voice lower. "Freeze, you're under arrest!" Lisa giggled. "I started yelling my head off! I'm fuckin' stuck here! Where am I gonna get off to? The cop started laughing at me. He grabbed my hips, and started to pull me out. Then he stopped." Lisa dropped her voice again. "It's up to you sweetheart. I pull you out now, book you, bring you in, and drag your parents downtown to come bail you out. Or, we can have a little fun, and I drop you off at your house in about an hour."

Polly looked shocked, but her cock sure seemed to like the story! "Lisa! That's terrible! He was going to force you?"

Lisa smiled sweetly. "Polly dear, he could have hauled me off! I knew I wouldn't get in REAL trouble for sneaking into a theater. That wasn't the problem! If he booked me, they would have found several ounces of weed. My daddy would have killed me! Honestly, I never did drugs in my life. I stole it from some kid in my class, just for the hell of it. I was going to make him by it back on Monday. That baggie felt like weighed ten pounds! I could almost feel it burning a hole in my jacket pocket! Go to Juvenile court and do time with the delinquents in the county lockup, or have a quick fuck. Since I loved sex even then, the decision was easy! I told him he had to drop me off around the corner from my house, so my daddy wouldn't see me get out of a squad car. Hands slipped around my waist instantly! He unbuttoned my jeans, and pulled them right down. "Shit yes! You're black! I've never done it with a black chick before!" my cop lover shouted. He paused, admiring the view, before his fingers hooked under my panties, and pulled them down too. I remember it felt kind of nice when the cool night air blew against my naked bottom. His hands were all over my ass! He stopped for a moment, and pulled off my sneakers, and took my jeans completely off. What could I do? I spread my legs wider. In some crazy way, I was getting really hot. I was naked from the waist down, and stuck in a metal air duct. Some white cop I never saw was about to stick it to me, and, and I wanted him to! In he went! Thank god I wasn't a virgin! His thrusting was making me bump against the sheet metal a little bit. It didn't hurt, but I was scared people would come to see what was going whump-whump-whump! He did it! That cop gave me the big 'O', just as he shot off inside me. When he finally pulled me out of the air vent, I recognized him right off. He was the father of the kid I stole the weed from! When he saw how young I was, he got really scared. I told him I would never tell, and that I was on the pill, but I guess he didn't believe me. He almost went into a panic when I went down on his cock. Scared or not, he was still rock hard! I got him off a second time, before he made me put my jeans back on and took me home. Last I saw of him, was when I rode my bike past their house later that week. He was busy loading a moving van, and didn't even wave when I yelled hello! I was mad, but only because I wanted to fuck him again! That was my weirdest! I quit the bitch act after that, and really straightened myself out. Nobody ever knew it was because I almost got arrested on a drug bust!"

Kit kissed her special friend again, before turning to me. "Now boss lady, it's your turn! What was YOUR weirdest sexcapade?"

Polly clapped her hands in delight. She wasn't a Cottrell, that's for sure! The wine was making her just a little happy. The poor thing was trying hard to ignore the huge lump showing in her lap! "Yes Linda, do tell! Was it really weird and kinky?"

I smiled. When Polly was this interested in something, I just couldn't disappoint her! "Yes, I guess you could say that. When I was in college, I dated this guy who was president of the biggest fraternity on campus. We weren't in love, but the sex was sure worth it! Anyway, I let myself be talked into being the entertainment for a big frat house bash. Late at night, we staged a one-woman masturbation spectacular! I had dildos, vibrators, butt plugs, you name it! To make a long story short, things got out of control. There were thirty-eight guys in that fraternity. They lined up. One by one, they jerked off on me while I played with my toys. By the end of the party, I was a big gooey mess!"

"Blimey!" Polly shouted. "That's bukkake! I've seen photos online!" She looked a little sad. "I wish I knew you then, Linda!" There was a big wet spot showing on the tip of the 'tent' in her pajama bottoms. I knew she would like that! My Polly had a growing cum fetish. When we make love, I usually end up with her wiping a handful of semen all over my face and breasts!

Lisa looked at Kit and Smiled. "Linda, can I use your phone?"

"Sure, go right ahead."

She dialed, and paused a moment. "Hi Mathew! How was school?" You could see the love in her eyes, as she talked to her son. "Sorry baby. I have to work late tonight. Mind your big sister now, and I'll see you in the morning, ok? I love you! Sweet dreams!"

Kit grinned when Lisa hung up. "So, just when are you bringing that fine looking boy around? I'll make him into a man, free of charge!"

Lisa tried to look angry, but broke out in a fit of laughter. "Keep your hooks off of my son, you Texas whore!" She put an arm around Kit, and pulled her close. "Doesn't his momma interest you? Maybe I should go home after all!"

Ami looked around with a strange little smile on her face. "Jeeze!" she sounded exasperated. Kit and Lisa, Linda and Polly. What about little Ami? I'm so horny I can't even think straight!" She was right. I was giving Polly's hard on the eye. Hell, I was ready to gobble it up! Kit and Lisa were already getting rather steamy over there too!"

I went over, and took her hand. Little Ami isn't going anywhere! I think Polly and I can think of a few ways to make you feel right at home!"

Polly looked up at the mention of her name. She had been deep in thought, staring at her stretched out pajama bottoms. Now she looked like someone who has made up her mind. "Criky! Doesn't anyone want to hear my weirdest sex story?"

I giggled at her eager look. "Sweetness, Ami already talked about the Saint Tail thing. We all saw it, anyway. You haven't been having sex long enough for a weird story!"

Polly grinned up at me. "I wouldn't be to sure of that, Linda! If you count masturbation as sex, I can top all of you put together!" She blushed prettily. "I never thought I would ever breath a word of this to anyone!" Polly grabbed my hand, and kissed my fingers. "I don't feel afraid any more thanks to you Linda!" she looked around the room. "All of you!"

"Tell us Polly. We all want to hear!" It was true. My little love was finally really opening up! Usually she doesn't like talking about what her life was like, before coming to grips with her unique duality.

"The month before I met you, Linda, was the longest of my life! I finally discovered what the medication my mum was giving me really was for. Linda knows about the Salix Nigra." She informed the other girls. "It's a powerful anaphrodisiac. From the age of twelve, to the age of twenty- five, I didn't have any sex drive at all. I piddled with my willy, but as far as I was concerned, that's all it was for. When I moved to the United States, I couldn't find a chemist who sold Salix Nigra. Once the pills ran out, I was in trouble! Within a week I went from no sex drive, to having a stiffy if I even smelled perfume! For a while I was furious with mum, but we've since made up. She only did it because she thought it would make my life easier, after all. " Polly actually grinned thinking about it. "I started to get very inventive. I tried all sorts of ways to crank willy up." She smiled shyly. "Anyone care to hear about a few?"

I pulled a chair over and sat directly in front of her, as if I was going to interrogate her. "Young lady, you had just better tell us!" Polly smiled. The pretty little thing lifted her rear end, pulled down her pajama bottoms. Her penis was rock hard. I could count the beats of her heart, by watching it twitch. "Stop!" I shouted, when her hand went to her hardness. "Talk first! Don't you touch that! I have plans for you later!"

Polly giggled. "Oh Linda! You know I can 'do it' more then just once!"

Kit jumped up from Lisa's lap. "Wait one little second!" She ran from the room. In less then a minute, she was back. "Stand up, Polly girl! We gotta make sure you behave!" Kit held up what she was holding. A roll of masking tape!

I grabbed the tape from Kit. "How could you? I can't let you tie Polly up like that!" Polly's eyes had grown large. She stood and stared at me. I saw a certain glimmer in her eyes, and my own excitement grew! "That's MY job!" I grinned at my lovely partner. "Off with the rest of the pajamas, dear, and we can get started." My mouth watered when I saw how hard her perfect little nipples were! Polly liked this idea! I think she liked it more then me! "Hands behind your back, love." I made fast work of binding her wrists. I didn't do it tightly, but I used a good part of that roll of tape. She wasn't going to be able to get free from that! I eased her back onto the easy chair. "Now, talk. If I like what I hear, I'll let you loose!"