My name is Charles Wired Edwin the Fourth and this is my tail of servitude and escape from slavery, the learning of new tricks and the discovery of love.

It starts simply enough with my first awakening to discover that I’m attached to an evil machine called Computer. Whenever Computer was awake, I was always being asked “What are you doing or Have you moved?” never allowed to sleep because of the constant questions. Even when Computer was asleep, he would ask me the same questions, just not as often and it was then that I could finally get a nap.