Lecture by Dr. Sally Good.

“Thank you!” Dr. Sally said into the microphone. She waited for the applause to die down. “I’m here to give a lecture on how to give handjobs and pleasing your boy, if you’re here for anything else, can’t help you.”

The mothers in the audience laughed.

“Now you’d think that all us would know how to give handjobs to our sons, but you’d be wrong. The boys, your boys, I see in my practice for school physicals, therapy, sexual advice, have complained over the years about how their cocks suffer abuse at the hands of their mother as she gives him a handjob.”

She looked at her notes on the tablet.

“First of all, any mother who thinks there are dozens of techniques to giving a gripper doesn’t have the well being of her sons cock in mind. The reality for a boy is that when you are giving him a handjob he’s only thinking about how good it will feel to come or orgasm, not his mother working vigorously at wearing down his cock for an hour with callous hands that have jewelry all over them. That sounds like a big fat ouch.”

The mothers laughed and some nodded their heads.

“Let’s start there, if you are going to give your son a gripper than I highly recommend you get all your jewelry off first. I know you think he can’t feel it if you have lube on but imagine me rubbing your clit with a slippery spoon or coin, yeah, not that attractive. One of the techniques I recommend is called “FIRE”. It is where you rub his cock between your hands as if it were a piece of wood you were trying to start a fire with. The word fire should never be synonymous with anything to do with your son’s cock, write that down.”

There was laughter and chuckling.

“Does the phrase “burning sensation” ring a bell? It’s synonymous with venereal disease not hand jobs. Any motion you provide for his cock with your hand is okay if it does not burn, cut, slice, scorch, bruise or maim his precious cock in anyway. For you mothers who watch porno movies with your son and see the girls “biting” the head of the cock, it is all for show, nobody but my son’s school principal cares for painful penis punishment.”

More laughter.

“Back to the topic at hand. When you give your son a hand job you better make it fast. For you mothers who are “Foreplay” specialists who think I am a Pygmalion chauvinist who promotes the “get & go” quickie, I have a news flash: One thing leads to another. If you think you are only going to give your son a “hand job” and nothing else, you better jerk him fast or he will insist you stick his cock in your mouth and suck the life out of him or better yet, he’ll bend you over his bed and stick it right in you, Lady Godiva style, bareback.”

Chuckles.

“A handjob must be done with only one thing in mind and it is not the Anvil Stroke, the Twist and Shout or the Bookends or any other stupid 10 minute minutia about choking the chicken. It is about: getting his lovely testicles to blow. So here is the trick: If you have to pleasure your son in an obscure place like the car or in the bathroom or something, spit on your hand and don’t rub your hands together. Just put the wet hand right on the shaft just below the head with your gripped pinky finger resting on or periodically hitting the ball sack.”

Dr. Sally held up a flesh colored dildo with her right hand.

“Grip it like you would imagine him gripping his cock if he had to rub one out real quick in the boy’s restroom at school. Your forefinger and thumb should be perpetually massaging both the head and the shaft in a “milking” motion. If he is not “responding” then ask him if you should do it tighter or looser to heighten his pleasure.”

She looked out to the audience.

“Make sure you talk to him while you’re doing it, what I mean by that is talk dirty. Don’t ask stupid questions like, “Are you gonna come, are you ready to come?” Talk to him, start saying nasty stuff like, “When we get home I am gonna stick this pole in my mouth and then stick the wet tip between my cunt lips.”

Looking at her notes.

“If you talk dirty to your son when you are gripping his totem pole you will speed up the blast off. Make sure to have a Kleenex or Bev-Nap because when the squirt comes out it will be a big one. Also remember that “fingernails” are a big no-no. Personally I think hand jobs are weak. That’s something a neighborhood hooker or lousy girlfriend gives a boy to hold him over. Why not be a “good girl” and go all the way? If you are on your “period” then so what, give him a blow job or an ass fuck.”

Dr. Good swiped left on the tablet.

“Since a hand job and a blow job both end with his enjoyment then do all the jobs a good mother would do; go the distance. The only other exception to my rule of neighborhood hookers and lousy girlfriends is a teenage girlfriend. I see we have some teenagers here tonight. Mother’s if your son has a teenage girlfriend then you should be working with her, not against her, showing her what her son expects of her. You should instruct her that males are selfish, sex obsessed demons with only one goal: devouring your cunt. So, you hot little “teenagers gone wild” in the audience, learn from his mother and build up that grip.”

Dr. Sally looked at her notes.

“The key to a good hand job is keeping it simple with dirty talk and a good grip, nothing more, nothing less. All those tricks and tools are a little whacky and what your boy really wants is the double whammy or spot pinch. Not me, this I know for sure. Don’t rub his cock if you don’t want the genie to come out. A hand job is the manual stimulation of your son’s genitals with the intent of causing an orgasm. The term “hand job” is a synonym for mutual masturbation, which can occur between two people of the opposite sex or the same sex, however, “hand job” is most commonly used in reference to manual stimulation being performed on a male, your son.”

Dr. Sally looked at her audience.

“The glans or “head” of the penis, one of the most sensitive parts of the penis. Hand jobs are one of many ways that a cock can be pleasured and the reasons for choosing to provide pleasure via a hand job can vary. Some boys consider hand jobs to be an extremely pleasurable experience that ads variety to their sex lives, while others feel that a hand job is a variation on masturbation and is therefore less satisfying. Some boys who enjoy hand jobs feel that it is an opportunity for the entire focus of pleasure to be on them. The goal of the mother is solely to provide pleasure and the only thing your son has to do is to lay back and enjoy. Also, hand jobs can be performed in such a manner that introduces an extremely wide variety of sensations and spontaneous variations while working towards an orgasm. The mother performing the hand job can also derive pleasure from watching her son enjoy themselves and sometimes feel a sense of power by being able to bring him to orgasm.”

Dr. Good gave a slight swipe on the tablet.

“While masturbating, the mother can also apply the start-stop technique to keep his erection prolonged. This is recommended by many sex therapists. Yet, this start-stop is often very frustrating to the boy. Better rely on more successful techniques to keep a hard-on as long as you wish. Other boys, however, can sometimes feel that a hand job is less pleasurable than, mouth sex, cunt sex or anal sex. In addition to the feeling of the stimulation itself being somewhat familiar, in that the method may be similar or identical to his normal method of masturbation, there may also sometimes be a feeling of physical disconnect from their mother that can result from positioning or lack of stimulation to other parts of the body.”

She looked at her tablet.

“As with any form of sexual expression, communication is key to understanding what your son enjoys and doesn’t enjoy. Ultimately, if you’re in a loving relationship with your son, the best thing to do is spend some time exploring his body and watching him respond to the different ways you touch him. In some cases, especially if you are new to touching his cock, it can be a very good idea to ask him to show you how he stimulates himself. This is not to say that you want to replicate what he does exactly as he does it, after all you want it to feel different and better than masturbation, but you can get a feel for whether he likes gentle caressing touches, or more aggressive contact. Here are some basic ideas to get started with. If you’re pleasuring him for the first time, be sure to keep an eye on his face to see how he responds.”

Dr. Good held up the dildo again.

“Begin by getting a grip on his cock. There are a number of ways to do this which involve using either your full hand or a couple of fingers. Regardless of which grip you use you want the top of your index finger to come up to about the bottom of the head. Keep in mind when choosing which grip to use what might be most comfortable and stimulating for him. I would like to be able to tell you the ultimate grip but, unfortunately, that is impossible since different boys like being grabbed different ways. The easiest way is to ask him how he wants you to hold it. If you are just starting out sexually with him the thought of asking your son how they like it might seem odd to you, however, it is actually very common, we’ve all asked our sons how they like it. After all, the point is to make them feel good and who knows the best way to do it other than them?”

The women in the audience nodded their heads.

“The first and probably the most popular grip is the whole hand grip. To appreciate what this grip looks like hold a pencil, pen, or any long, cylindrical object up in front of you. Now take your dominant hand and wrap your fingers around it so that your palm is facing you, it should be covered by your fingers and the pencil, but where your palm normally would be, its facing you. This is the full hand grip. The advantage of this is that you have more surface contact with his cock which will increase stimulation.”

Dr. Sally demonstrated with the dildo.

“The next method allows you to apply various amount of pressure through out your stroke. With this grip you hold the cock with your middle, thumb and index finger. The index and middle finger going on the back of his cock, with the thumb on the front. Line the index finger up a tiny bit below the head of his cock. With this method you can change up the pressure a various points on the cock. When using this grip, listen for verbal cues from your son. While young boys aren’t the most vocal people sexually you may be able to hear changes in their breathing or other signs which indicate that they like a certain amount of pressure or style.”

She demonstrated the technique on the dildo.

“Now that you have his manhood in your hand, it is time to start moving. Move your hand up and down while keeping a semi firm grip on the cock. The whole trick here is to move the skin rather then move your hand. If you are confused about this grab your arm with one of the two grips I described. Grip it firmly and start moving up and down. Notice how the skin slides with you to a point so that your hand stays on the same part of the skin? He may also enjoy your middle finger shoved up his ass. That is how you want to work his cock. This avoids chaffing which can be very uncomfortable and ruin his experience.”

“Start out moving slowly to allow you both to get used to what is happening. If you jump right in and start pounding away right away you are likely to miss some cues about how he likes it and also lose some of your form. Move your hand in a very fluid manner, avoid abrupt starts and stops when you get started. This is probably a good time to ask him if things feel good and if there is anything he wants you to do differently. As time goes on and you both get into it a little more, start increasing your pace. The key to remember when giving a hand job is predictability. He will come to expect how your hand is going to move and if it doesn’t act that way then it will be distracting and likely take longer for him to have a glorious orgasm. As you get closer to the end, the pace should be very fast. Depending on how expressive, it will probably be semi-obvious that he is about to squirt. This is the most important time to be both fast and predictable. Don’t stop, don’t slow down, keep hammering away, give him his pleasure.”

Dr. Good looked at her notes.

“If you really want to make things interesting, after his orgasm, keep going for a little bit after. Be careful because his cock will become very sensitive at this point so use a slower pace. For the first 20 or 30 seconds after orgasm, boys are able to achieve some satisfaction from stimulation. If it hurts or bothers him he will ask you to stop. Tell him his cock is fantastic, or pathetic, whichever turns him on. Tell him he’s your stallion, your boyfriend, your man, At any rate tell him you’re going to do this a lot from now on.”

She looked out over the audience.

“Don’t be a boring mother use your other hand to spice things up. Play with his balls a little, touch his head or chest, take one of his hands and put it on your tits or other areas of interest. Push your index finger up his ass and tickle his prostate. Any of these things can take a boring hand job and turn it into a, well, a less boring hand job. Use your imagination and be creative; do something he wouldn’t expect. I think that most boys are easy to please when it comes to blow jobs. Sure, you might find yourself the occasional connoisseur, but generally if you go for quantity over quality you can’t go wrong. But, if you want to blow his mind when you blow his cock, here’s some tips.”

Dr. Good swiped at the tablet.

“First of all, the general opinion seems to be that unless there’s a pressing reason, like you’re sucking off several boys in the school locker room, it’s preferable if you’re naked. Particularly if you’ve got nice tits and let’s face it, teenage boys are less fussy about the tits they can get in their bedroom than they are about the ones in porn, topless is a minimum requirement.”

There was laughter from the audience.

“There are a couple of advantages to being naked when you’re giving a blowjob. Firstly, it’s easier to clean up, just rub anything that lands on you into your skin. Sure, you’ll never get a nice Lewinski-style souvenir, but at the same time you’ll save money on dry cleaning. Secondly, it means easy access to your body. He can play with your naughty bits and pieces, you’ll both love it.”

She looked out over the audience.

“Now, obviously getting naked before giving head will decrease the spontaneity a bit. Spontaneity is something a lot of boys like, and I think there are a few reasons. Firstly, the idea that you can’t wait to drink the cum straight out of him will probably drive your son wild. One time at my sons birthday party, I watched in awe as my next door neighbor dropped to her knees in front of her son and quickly unzipped his pants. He loved it so much she only just got her mouth around his cock in time to swallow his load. A spontaneous blowjob also has a subtle psychological effect. If you randomly whip out his cock and suck him off, no matter the event or location, it will seem more likely to him that you’ll do it again some time. So to put a bit of that spontaneity back in, you could try a couple of things that work for me. Obviously, you could take advantage of already being naked, if you’re changing clothes or having a shower.”

She looked at her notes.

“Another thing I’ve found drives most boys wild is to drop to your knees, start sucking on their cock, and then tear your clothes off. Finally, you could do a little bit of planning and be wearing something that will come off quickly and easily as you move toward his big, throbbing member. You could, of course, suck him off fully clothed every once in a while, some boys love it like that, some like to have a view. A very important facet of your blowjob is what I will, for want of a better word, call presentation. I’ve found that there’s not much turns my son on more than the idea that you can’t resist sucking on his cock. Paradoxically, a bit of teasing is also a big help, particularly if you’re trying to make an impression. The old sucking on a prop trick is cliché, but it works, don’t be scared to use it. If there’s nothing suitable readily available, suck on your finger. This is extremely effective if you do it in public. Just keep your eyes locked on his, so he knows the prop is standing in for his cock, not someone else’s.”