Back in the early 2000’s, the TV show “Two and a Half Men” was the number one show across most of the U.S. in every major market. Nowhere was it more popular than on the big tv screens that dominated the compact living rooms of the trailers in Burning Bush Mobile Home Park, that was located just a half-mile down U.S. 23 from the Glitter & Garter Gentleman’s Club, in Centerville. During “Men’s” nightly timeslot, you could practically walk down the narrow dusty road that separated the trailers in the park, and not miss a line of the plot, as every tv was tuned in to the show that featured Charlie Sheen as the happy-go-lucky bachelor, who spent most of his waking hours chasing pussy. Everyone either liked or reviled Charlie, the guy with no long-term relationships and a different hot girl in his bed nearly every episode of the show. Charlie’s ability to pick-up hot young women, fuck them and then leave them behind for the next hot young thing, was practically the entire plot line. Whether grounded in science or not, it was a fact that women thought any man who could pick up hot women was – for that reason- hot himself. And so Charlie was a celebrity and was swamped with attention from women wherever he went.

It was after Charlie’s fall from grace, in the period after he was booted from the popular show for indiscretions with drugs, among other things, that Charlie began traveling the country, making appearances at various locations, for appearance fees of $3-5,000 a pop. Charlie needed to pay the big bills of his lifestyle, and without the paycheck from the big hit series, he needed appearance fees to keep him in “walking-around” money. And so it was, that Charlie’s agent had booked him for several weeks of appearances at strip clubs across the Midwest. At each club, he would be promoted for “Charlie Sheen Night” at the club, and he would show up for 2-3 hours, have the strippers in the club sit in his lap, or maybe give him a lap dance, pose for photos with the girls, and sign autographs for fans. After all, who knew more about strippers and the fantasy of picking them up than Charlie, and the clubs who booked him could usually count on doubling or even tripling their nightly cover charge net and their alcohol sales, on the night he showed up, and sometimes for several weeks after.

And though it was more work than Sheen was used to, he kind of enjoyed all the attention he got, especially from the hot strippers he got to meet. While officially, the strippers were prohibited from sleeping with patrons, and with celebrity visitors, there were always ways around the rules, and there was never a rule against picking up “local talent” in the towns Charlie visited. With his celebrity status, Sheen needed security to keep the many women who sought to get his attention from overwhelming him in most of the cities he visited. Sheen preferred the smaller towns, where even though his appearance fee was typically lower, he could actually meet local people, including the hot local girls, and have a conversation, and sometimes a dirty after-hours encounter with some young hottie who would do anything to spend more time with Charlie Sheen. Charlie loved making them compete for his attention, and was rarely surprised, by what some of them were willing to do. And he still loved getting some strange, which is what made the tours so much fun for him.

In Centerville, when Charlie Sheen Night was announced, the word spread quickly, and nowhere more quickly than through the trailer park, just a half mile from the Glitter club. Part of the reason was that at least half the dancers at the club lived in the trailer park, and they brought the word home to their daughters. Their daughters, mostly teens between 14 and 18, were Charlie’s most fanatical fans, because what teen doesn’t fantasize about a guy who can be easily picked up by a sexy girl in a sexy outfit? The teen daughters couldn’t wait to tell all their friends about the upcoming visit of the sexy actor, who played a leading role in many of their adolescent sexual fantasies. At slumber parties, on lounge chairs around the park swimming pool, and at hangouts like the thrift shop and local mall, the girls got excited and animated when they talked about the upcoming visit, and what they would do if they could get in the same room with Charlie. And they giggled and shivered at the thought of what they would do if they could get Charlie in bed, and how they would seduce him and all the dirty things they would do with him. And at night, many of those pubescent and newly sexually active teens, fantasized with their fingers, their toys and their secret dildos what Charlie Sheen would do to their hormone-filled, nubile young bodies.

As the night of the big Charlie Sheen night approached, a few of the teenagers went further in their discussion and fantasies than others. They actually made plans to try to meet Sheen and talk their way into his car, or even his room, wherever he might be staying.

Liza and Emmy, who had been sexually active since they had turned sixteen earlier in the year, were two such teens. They had become close friends and spent most nights sleeping over at each other’s trailers after some sexual adventures with older men, and they became somewhat obsessed with the idea of hooking up with Sheen.

For the two teenagers, who already knew they liked the endurance, and the experienced mouths, hands and cocks of older men, Sheen was the ultimate fantasy fuck: a guy who was at once ruggedly handsome, a shameless and brazen “bad boy,” and a man with enough money to fulfill all their material fantasies. And from his adventures on the show, they also imagined him to be an aggressive lover, endowed with a big cock, and experienced in how to use all of his skills to deliver earth-shattering orgasms to the women he made love to. It made them wet and hot fantasizing about him.

Liza was a skinny blond who had become an aggressive little nymphomaniac after losing her virginity and she was convinced that she could get to Sheen and seduce him. She was confident that her hot teen body, featuring small but very firm cone-shaped tits, that she was learning how to show off, could seduce Charlie- known for his preference for barely legal girls. Emmy, who was dark haired, skinny but with slightly larger and rounder tits than her friend, was less sure of being able to reach Sheen, but she encouraged Liza’s creative ideas on how to get past security and into Sheen’s personal zone, where she might audition her special talents. As they fantasized and plotted their plans, late into the night in the little bedroom they shared, the frisky teens would sometimes slip into roleplay, where Liza would play herself, and Emmy would play the elusive Charlie. As they became more aroused, their stories would evolve into touching, probing and fondling, with Liza pretending she was touching and sucking her idol, Charlie. Emmy became adept at playing the role of the horny Charlie, aggressively fingering Liza’s hot pussy, sucking and manhandling her firm tits, and sometimes even penetrating her with a big silicon dildo that they pretended was Charlie’s big hot cock. Emmy began to wonder if she was a lesbian, as she increasingly got off herself, as she sucked and fondled Liza’s hot body. She increasingly enjoyed finger fucking, and dildo-fucking her horny little friend to screaming orgasms. She would even talk like she was Charlie, lowering her voice and saying dirty things to Liza, as she played Charlie the horndog. Ooooh, how she loved to get Liza off, and have to muffle her screams to prevent her from waking whoever might be sleeping nearby in one of their tiny trailers.

Once during a late-night session in Emmy’s trailer, that ended with Liza screaming and having to be muffled, the old guy who was currently fucking Emmy’s mother (a dirty old fucker who had tried to grab Emmy’s tits and ass a few times), had woken up, when he recognized the unique sound of a teenage girl cumming hard. He had slipped from the bed and tiptoed from her mother’s room, and silently entered Emmy’s room. The old pervert had watched for a few minutes as they played, his cock still sticky from fucking her mother growing hard and long. When he started breathing heavily as he was jerking-off, the two teens squealed when they saw him in their room, but then quickly broke into giggles when they saw him stroking his cock. Already highly aroused, and now mesmerized by the big cock, they pulled him into their little bed, and told him to shut up, or they would tell Emmy’s mom he was spying on them. They had him lie down, and each of the girls practiced their dick-sucking skills on his filthy cock. When thye got him nice and hard, and panting with lust, they got on their hands and knees and let the old guy fuck them side-by-side. The old guy boned each of them vigorously, pounding up against their hot little asses. After fucking each teenager in her tight pussy, he slammed his cock into Emmy’s butthole, and shot a hot load of semen up her ass, giving her a little cream pie. Both girls had another orgasm from the stranger’s cock pounding, but they decided they needed to be a little quieter next time, or just avoid staying in the trailer when one of their mom’s was “entertaining.”

Some of the ideas Liza and Emmy came up with to seduce Sheen were creative indeed. One was to get an old car from a neighbor and place it strategically off the road where Sheen’s car would necessarily pass as he left the club, with one girl dressed in a super short skin-tight mini-skirt, and maybe working on changing a tire, and getting smudged with dirt and grease, and the other trying to flag down a passing car to assist. How could Charlie resist a smoking hot teenager, wearing a super revealing white mini-dress, now smeared with dirt, her lovely blonde hair now disheveled and looking slutty, broken down by the side of the road, in obvious need of assistance. But making all the logistics line up was dicey, and what if Charlie wasn’t looking out his window as his car zipped past, and never saw their little display? They dsicarded the idea.

Another idea was to somehow get a job as a maid or even night manager, at the little motel down the road, that everyone thought (or maybe hoped) would be where Charlie would stay, as there was really only one motel anywhere within 50 miles of their town. Once inside the motel, and with insider information on Charlie’s room number, it would be simple to come up with a reason to knock on his door, on the pretense of fixing something, or delivering something he ordered, and then putting on a dirty display of their teen tits, hot little asses, and maybe a sexy strip, to get him in the mood. They could even pretend that the display was entirely accidental, like dropping something and then bending over at the waist to pick it up, making sure that the view of their tight ass, with no panties, or very sexy ones, was right in Sheen’s line of sight. That motel, called the Dew Drop Inn, was locally owned, however, making it difficult to figure out how to get a job from the manager, a woman who they knew from the trailer park. And of course the owner knew the girls, so that idea was sscrapped as well.

Perhaps the most far-fetched ide was to somehow wrangle a job at the Glitter, where neither girl was old enough to get a dancer job, as a server, who could bring drinks to Charlie, and somehow manage to slip him a note, or whisper something in his ear, to arrange a later meeting. This idea was quickly discarded as Emmy’s mom, Kitty, was a dancer at the club, and would surely recognize either girl if they came to the club trying to sneak in for a job.

Maybe the craziest idea, is the one that actually worked. Since the girls were both relatively tall for their age, and relatively fit and in shape, they were able to fit into a “regular” sized cop uniform. And because they knew both old Lou, and the new security offer at the thrift store, Officer Dick, they could access all the pieces they needed to put together realistic and complete cop uniforms, complete with lime green traffic vests, thrown over the uniform to do traffic control traffic at high-traffic night-time events. The plan was for one girl to blend in with the rented cops that would be doing security and managing traffic around the crowded parking lot at the Glitter club on celebrity night. She would make sure she was there when Sheen’s limo was ready to whisk him away from the club, and get close enough to tap on his window on the way out, and get him to power the window down. Once able to speak to Sheen, she would flash her tits, maybe request an autograph, which presumably would make Sheen open the door and let her in, to avoid attracting undue attention, or encourage other autograph seekers. Once inside, she would offer a blow job, or whatever other favors he might want, and let him know that waiting down the road was another, very hot teenage girl, with a body like a young Denise Richards (Charlies very hot ex-wife), who would also let him have his way with her. They figured this might just work, especially since by the time he was finished with his paid appearance at the club, Sheen would be super horny, after spending three hours looking at, but being unable to bang, all the hot strippers at the club. The promise of immediate hot sex with smoking hot and aggressive teenagers would be enough to get Sheen’s attention, and break through all the obstacles that blocked their access to him.