Episode 23.0: conTENDER, 23.1: OCCAM’S RAZOR

demANDROID: DELBERT HYDE

23.0: conTENDER

The Bronx, New York! Not such a good neighborhood! The drive there was interesting when you had a million-dollar ride zipping along faster than it should. It passed the time away for certain. Luckily, the driver had android reflexes and early warning systems to protect against killing anyone. Stoplight control helped!

“It’s nice of you to join me, Mrs. Martinez. You look amazing.”

“It is my pleasure, Senor Horny.”

“Funny! Your daughter calls me that as well.”

“Perhaps it is because of your Mucho big COCK.” Volume control made for perfect flirtations.

“And how would you know that?” A cocked eyebrow the lovely Milagros Martinez playfully examined his inseam bulge. “Ah! Like daughter, like mother. It’s Horne not horny. Although I have to admit for 37 you don’t look a lay ... I mean day over 25. Nicely kept Milagros. Your breasts defy gravity. A well-kept bikini area looks delicious.”

“Roooowl!” She clawed at him from across the car like a hellcat. “I will find my Mister Right. Here!” A hand sliding from across the car palmed then creased the length of his nine-inch penis. Pinching the tip of his artificial beast she cooed. “Perhaps my Hija will share this with me.”

“I’ll be sure to insist on that. Why don’t you and Xena enjoy one another while we’re at it.”

“Turn right, Delbert.”

“Ugggh! You killed the mood. Cease hologram! I can’t drive and flirt effectively at the same time.”

“I could drive for you, Boss. I have a chauffeur’s license.”” His male computer counterpart spoke up. Namely his dark side Daemon!

“I got it, DMan. “ Delbert aka borrowed identity Gabriel Horne made his right turn without a turn signal. “As lovely as Milagros is I’ll contend with her in person rather than brush up before I get there. I have to admit she is pretty stunning if she matches the hologram.”

“She uses her cellphone every ten minutes.” Angel, his feminine side of the computer enlightened her Master. “It is easy to spy on her through her camera. Therefore, her appearance is accurate. I do so enjoy roleplaying your dates, Delbert. Seeing how they stimulate you is fun. Thank you for allowing me to serve you in such ways.”

“I’m just glad you two don’t sound robotic. Having personalities is a big help in keeping me sane. Man, this neighborhood really is in bad shape. I might have to walk in and chat with the Governor about helping these good people out.” Good intentions if ever carried out. “385 Duro Court up ahead.”

He slowed down upon his arrival and pulled up on the curb out front. All around him he found poverty. The people living here were highly curious over a $9 million dollar Bugatti Centodieci in their hood. “I can read the car jackers from here.” He sighed! “DMan? Your job while I’m inside meeting Milagros is to prevent this car from being stolen. Do your Knight Rider thing and act like Kitt.”

WHIRRR! WHIRRR! A noise similar to the old TV show played in his head. “Don’t hurt anyone, just make certain no one breaks in.” A trio of men walked toward him from down the street. “And here come the local welcoming committee. They move fast.” Climbing out of his car Delbert/ Gabriel stood confident and fearless moving to the front grill and leaning atop it.

“Nice car, Homie! Big risk bringing it to this part of town.”

“I’m not worried. Paolo, is it?”

“Have we met?” The man in a bandana and a black tee spoke up with narrowing eyes. “I don’t know you, Amigo.”

“No, but I know you.” Criminal records were easy to upload for Angel. “As well as Rodrigo and Jose there.” The others were becoming spooked. “I’m putting you three in charge of car sitting. If anyone tries to steal it I expect you three to defend it with your life. Not a scratch or I hold you all to blame.”

“What is in it for us?”

“Nothing! Good will to your fellow man.” Patting the hood, he stood up and straightened his sport coat. “If you will excuse me, I have a date to pick up?” Walking away the three men glared at one another over the visitor’s massive balls.

“Who’s your date? Milagros or Xena?”

“Possibly both!” Gabriel turned walking backwards up the sidewalk with a grin. The trio waited until he rang the doorbell. Once it failed to ring, he resorted to knocking. Obviously, everything in this area needed work. While waiting Gabriel heard Daemon do his job. “Please step away from the car. Do not make me run you over. Where Angels fear to tread, I rock and roll. Over your busted up bodies that is.” Daemon spoke through the speakers, the Duro Court Gamecocks jumped at the tone. IT’S ALIVE! At the door Delbert Hyde smiled. “That’s my Pitbull.”

“PEDALgree Boss! I have the tags to prove it. Front and back bumpers.” Nothing like a computer with a sense of humor. A blessing indeed!

As the door opened Milagros stood before him. Eyes wide over his filthy rich appearance she nearly shed a tear. Reading her mind was simple, she feared for her baby. “You must be Xena’s mother.”

“S-Si! And you must be, Senor Horne.”

“I am! It is a pleasure to meet you. I would have bought you flowers but I’m certain Miguel keeps you well supplied.” That made her smile if not nervously, her father a florist. “If I make you uncomfortable, I understand. This must seem ... odd.”

“I have seen the movie Pretty Woman.”

“And I see one right in front of me.” That made her corrupt her hair in an almost flirtatious manner before realizing he was not here for her. “May I come in?” As if he had cum inside her Milagro made a delicious expression of yearn. She was lonely that was for certain. Coping quickly, she fanned herself and opened the screen door for him. “Just breathe, Mrs. Martinez. I am just a man.” Android killing machine, well, that part was deactivated. WMD regardless! “Did Xena get the dresses I had sent over?”

“I did.” He knew Xena was to his left in a bedroom doorway but refrained from looking until spoken to. Blushing heavily, she looked incredible in a blue dress with massive cleavage. The skirt extremely short had her fawning over it.

“Could you not have sent longer dresses?” Milagros whined!

“Mommy! I like it.”

“So, do I. You two are of a similar build. Perhaps you would like to wear one of the others and join us for dinner. Anything that might make you feel more at ease with me.”

“Your car only has two seats.” Xena spoke up quickly hoping to discourage her mother. Thoughts read she mentally told her mother that she wanted Gabriel all to herself.

“That is true.” Delbert expressed regret. “At any rate next time, should there be a next time, I will drive something with more seats. Stretch limo with a hot tub perhaps.” Go big or go home!

“Oh, my! Thank you for your offer, Senor Horne. Please know my husband is a police officer.” She lifted her cellphone and snapped a photo of him. Ex-husband! Bad cop! Hadn’t spoken in months.

“Mommy!” Xena rushed to his side to defend him.

“What? I protect my baby.”

“I completely understand.” Gabriel charmed her, both palms forward. “Perhaps a prom picture?” He delicately guided Xena into his left side to hug her to him. His scent alone had both women ready to attack him. Pheromones in his cologne cocktail had been activated by his body’s seduction mode. Angel that is!

A palm over his abdomen Xena felt his rippling six pack and wept down her inside thigh. How lucky she felt to be in his charms. Milagros prepped another photo when her aged father Miguel walked from his bedroom half asleep and in only his underwear. Realizing company, he bulged his eyes at Gabriel then smiled. Wagging an index finger at Gabriel he chuckled. “Your lucky day.”

“I believe you are correct.” Photo taken Milagros turned to her father and saw him at his worst and panicked.

“Popi! You are offending our guest.”

“He is absolutely not offending me. This is your home, Miguel. Belch, fart, scratch your ass.”

“I like this man.” So did the ladies! And not even a single mental suggestion to coax Milagros into wanting to seduce him. She was already envisioning Gabriel taking her to her bed. To be fair, so was Xena. A threesome sounded good to Delbert Hyde. Not tonight unfortunately. “Go eat! Bring me table scraps.”

“I will do better than that.” Del produced his cell and fake dialed out with only his thumb. “Angel? Order two Filet Mignon with every side possible from Savage Bistro and have Door Dash deliver it to 385 Duro Court in the Bronx. A fine wine to accompany it. Make it quite expensive. As a matter of fact, send Door Dash an armed guard to make certain it arrives safely.” Angel had the order in within three minutes. Jaws dropping Miguel nodded and hugged Milagros from the side.

“We keep him.”

“Do not scare him off, Grandpapi!”

“Not a chance! Shall we go before they give away our table?”

“Si! I love you, Mommy. Grandpapi!” Miguel rushed around them to open the door, thus seeing the Bugatti out front.

“Ay Caramba!”

“My CARamba!” Gabriel laughed!

“Do not get home too late. This neighborhood is unsafe after dark. As you know.”

“Mommy! I will be home when I get here. I am 22!”

“Safe in my arms, Milagros. Trust me!”

“Your car brings much attention.” Miguel noted the trio, with six more thugs surrounding the Bugatti. “You are a very brave soul.”

“The car only responds to me. It would take an armored tow truck to move it. Good luck trying to steal it.” He posed a key remote and fired the engine up spooking the slobbering bunch. They all saw dollar signs at its roar.

“I hope you own a gun.”

“No violence, Popi!” Milagros pouted!

“Not on me but yes I own a few. I can handle myself and keep Xena safe. Enjoy the wine.” Leaving with Xena holding his hand, her family watched them walk toward the car.

“Her dress is so short. I can see her... “ She covered Miguel’s eyes with her palm.

“I have powdered that bottom. Enough, Hija!” Hand aside he did get a good look at his granddaughter’s perfect heart shaped ass, if only peeks with each step taken.

Reaching the congregation Gabriel smiled at the newcomers. “You can all go now.” A mental suggestion the testosterone level waved at Xena informing her how nice she looked like true gentlemen. Paolo even assisted in opening the passenger door now that Gabriel had unlocked it. Stepping aside for them Gabriel ushered Xena inside.

In seating herself there was no hiding her pussy from anyone who could see it. Paolo did but turned away out of respect. Ordinarily, he would have chased that pussy without remorse but something within him kept him cordial. Seeing her pussy for himself Gabriel purred at her making her giggle. Door closed Gabriel patted Paolo on the shoulder and sent him home.

Climbing behind the steering wheel Gabriel closed his door and looked over at Xena. “You look sexy as fuck. I am not going to hide my thoughts.”

“Nor will I. I saw you ... jerking off at the University and cumming over me. I was quite wet all day.” Bathroom masturbation! “I am glad you like what you see.”

“You can help me next time.” He winked at her.

“And you may help me.” She beguiled him shamelessly. “I cannot believe someone of your stature is interested in someone such as I.”

“Get used to it. I might own you after tonight.” A tongue flip felt right.

“Own me? Is this my destiny?”

“We shall see I suppose. Wave goodbye to the Spy Kids.” He waved over her at Milagros and Miguel. Turning to join him she waved goodbye too. Locking eyes with Milagros, Gabriel sent out a mental suggestion received by Mamacita.

“I think I will masturbate to that handsome devil and make a video. It is the least I can do for being so good to my daughter.” His words, her thoughts! Somehow, she knew his phone number. Surely, he must have told Xena, her baby giving it to her mother as a safety net. Sure!

Driving off Milagro raced to her room and disrobed, in such a hurry leaving her bedroom door wide open. Knuckles deep, she fucked herself into a screaming orgasm. Miguel heard her as he remained in the living room for their dinner delivery.

Sighing Miguel knew trouble lie ahead if his daughter was fantasizing over the man. Shrugging over the renewing cries he went to put some pants on. Sadly, he glanced in to see his daughter nearly fisting herself.

Ay Caramba, indeed!

“Forgive my mommy. She is a big worry wart. Since my parents divorced, she has worked very hard to put me through college on her own.”

“Tuition paid! Let’s make her life easier.” His words made her speechless. “That is if you don’t object. I have more money than I know what to do with Xena. If I can’t help my fellow man, what point is it to have wealth?”

“That is very refreshing to hear. I do not know what to say.”

“Say thank you, Master.” He winked but maintained focus on traffic as much as possible to look human. As an android he could technically not have any need to watch the road. His Angel and Daemon would prevent collision. However, it made sense that Xena would be freaked out by peripheral driving.

“You wish me to call you Master?”

“Like I said I will always speak my mind. You agreed to that.”

“I will consider your wish.” She giggled! “Gabriel? You do not even know me. You buy me nice things; you pay my tuition. While I find it very kind, speaking to your heart I ... have barely dated. To be honest with you I am on the dating site Tender. No one has caught my eye.”

“I’ve never once been on that site.” Shockingly! It was more fun to get what you wanted face to face. “By barely dated ... are you a virgin?”

“I wish I could say yes, but no. I have been with two boys from college. Shamelessly, one a professor. Not a boy. He is like 45. I ... needed the grade. I am very smart, but I was failing his course miserably.”

“Which course? A language?”

“No! The sociology parts. That which I wish to start my career with. I seduced him. You must think horribly of me.”

“No worse than my seducing you after dinner. Possibly during.” He chuckled! “We all do things that get us somewhere. You did what you had to.”

“I regret it. How can I do my job if I have no idea what I am doing? I think I was just needy.”

“I want you to be needy.”

“Will I hear from you again after tonight?”

“Unless you run from me.”

“I will not run. I find you irresistible.” Without any mental suggestion. Nice!

“I’m glad you went without underwear. I prefer you never wear any again.”

“I like the feel of freedom. Would this make me a poor slave?” She giggled!

“A poor slave is one that hesitates even for a breath. If you want to impress me Xena, I wouldn’t even repeat my commands in your mind. React without waver.”

“In public?”

“Any time, any place! When you have as much money as I do there should be no stress on you or any woman’s part. There is nothing that I can’t make happen. By that I mean no arrests, no getting kicked out of places.”

“That is comforting. Can I confess something?”

“Please!”

“I’ve often thought about this kind of lifestyle. If there was no fear, I know I could do it. I like showing off.” Perfection! So did the pervert behind the steering wheel.

“No better time but tonight to test that desire.”

“Mommy must never find out.”

“I think you underestimate your mother. My gut is never wrong. Which is why I’m courting you.”

“Courting?”

“Not as in marriage, I’ll stop that thought right there. The only diamond I put on you would be a collar around your neck. Take it or leave it.”

“That gave me goosebumps. A diamond collar would be quite expensive.”

“Do you feel worthy?”

“I would like to be worth something.”

“Prove it tonight. No hesitation. Even one pause and our date is over. Do you understand?”

“I will try.” Delbert hit the brakes and pulled over. Terror struck as her door opened.

“That is hesitation.” He took out his wallet and handed her a hundred-dollar bill. “Cab fare home.”

“Noooo! I will prove myself.”

“Try is not in your new vocabulary my future translator. That word never escapes your lips again.”

“Never again! I understand.”

“Throw that out the window and let’s enjoy our night.”

“You wish me to throw away money?”

“If I can throw that away, imagine what the word no achieves.”

“Bye!” She smiled and flipped the hundred out onto the curb. A homeless woman found it ten minutes later. A bottle of cheap scotch and a couple of burritos kept her warm for the night. That and her bottle buddy Herb. Granny got some good ole-fashioned loving tonight. Farting on both behaves overlooked!

Giddy now that Gabriel had changed his tune Xena took a number of deep breathes and told herself that as long as this man kept her safe, she would do anything he ordered. Thoughts easily absorbed Delbert Hyde was looking forward to the long night ahead. Confidence exuded from both for the remainder of the trip.

Pulling up to Savage Bistro a valet parking attendant came running around the car excited to drive a Bugatti. Getting out Gabriel pointed at the young man. “Scratch it you buy it. I hope you have $9 million in your life savings.” Swallowing dryly the man hopped in then realized Xena was still in her seat. Leaning on her window Gabriel whispered. “Leave your dress in the car.” Chills of excitement she whispered right back. “Yes, Master.”

“Jona?” He eyed the boy’s nametag. “Escort my date from the parking lot to my table. Thousand-dollar tip if you do.”

“Awesome! Yes, Sir! Right away!”

The parking lot across the street Gabriel observed the boy drive his car like an old man. Once parked Gabriel turned and walked into the restaurant. Greeted by a hostess in her early 20’s by the name of April he smirked at her attempt to allure. “More cleavage.” Her dress was off the shoulder already making it easy for the bubbly blonde to adjust her horizontal hemline accordingly until realizing nipple slip. “There! Keep it that way. Gabriel Horne, table for two. My ravishing guest will arrive to join me shortly.”

“Right this way.” She licked her ruby red lips at Delbert’s yummy physical design. His mental suggestion covertly subtle, April Manning was already into showing off without his help. Walking him to his table which loomed directly at the center of the dining room the packed restaurant seemed to all look his way at once. Without acknowledging them Gabriel lifted April’s chin and delicately kissed her on the lips.

“Tonight is your last night working here.”

“Thank God!”

“Thank me later. When I blow my horn.”

“I’d love to blow your horn.”

“Perhaps tomorrow.” Seat taken he waved her back to work. Each shuffle taken her chest danced about for a tad more viewing pleasure. Every man in the immediate area fluttered their fingers toward April and dared to hold out money for her to accept. Regardless of restaurant rules she took every dime. Dates and wives alike were complimenting April for her divine chest. April made seven hundred dollars just on her first trip. The night was young and wallets were full. Gabriel had the entire room under submission.

Across the street Xena let Jona open her car door then beguiled the boy. Her revealing thighs wide he could see her pierced clit and growled over his luck. Standing in the doorway she smiled brightly. “I hope you can find the courage to do this like I am.” Her blue dress gripped at the hem she rolled it up over her gorgeous body until naked. Dress left in her seat all she had on was her heels. Jona was blown away. Panic rising but wanting that big tip he offered her a hooked elbow and closed her door, locking the car up. Bbeep! Beep!

“It’s worth losing my job. You look amazing.”

“Thank you! I know I’m crazy, but I just cannot tell that man no.”

“Rich guy like him I don’t blame you. I like your piercings. Did the clit piercing hurt?”

“Oh, yes!” She chuckled! “It feels wonderful now.”

“I bet!”

Guiding her across the street legally at a crosswalk multiple cars honked, wolf calls echoing at her delicious stride. She felt safe with Jona. Reaching the restaurant Jona opened the door for her and let her enter on her own. April the hostess back at the dais smiled over Xena’s beauty. “You must be Mister Horne’s plus one.”

“I am.” Eying April’s areolas Xena felt more comfortable. Jona was loving April’s bravado too. Between both women his dick was having fits. “Jona will be walking me to our table.”

“In that case follow me.” Menu in hand she realized that she had forgotten to offer one to Gabriel and procured a second. Taking the lead April Manning shuffled back into the lion’s den. The place was called Savage Bistro.

Expecting to be yelled at even the waiters and waitresses pleasantly said hello to Xena in passing. Oddly, she noticed that the waitresses in their white button-up uniform blouses had all of their buttons undone. Even the male waiters had their zippers wide open and uncaring who saw them. No private parts whipped out mind you, but still a bold statement. Xena was in total awe of her environment.

“I cannot believe this is so easy.” Xena thought! Standing up from his chair Gabriel admired Xena’s expression. She was resisting embarrassment. “I must not make any mistakes. I so want Gabriel to like me.”

Nodding at her Delbert/ Gabriel stepped around the table and pulled out her chair. Seated with grace he nudged her under. Once done he paid Jona and sent him away. April sitting menus on the table turned to face Gabriel and bent forward hoping he might look at her chest.

A busty 38C she begged with her eyes for him to kiss her again. Instead, he made a twirling motion with his hand and had her face away from him. Unzipping April’s dress in back the gown style slipped free of her chest. No bra or panties beneath the garment escaped her own devastatingly beautiful body.

“April? This dress belongs in the garbage.”

“I despise it anyway.” She giggled! Further tippers hurled money her way as she headed for the front. From that moment on she welcomed guests in the nude. Gabriel monitored all new arrivals and immediately confirmed to their thoughts that everything was fine. By the end of April’s shift, she had made eight months’ worth of wages.

“I hope you approve.” Xena smiled at Gabriel once he took his seat.

“Night’s young! We order, then I order.”

“Order for me?”

“I like how you think.” Every syllable!

Dinner before dessert!

Episode 23.1: OCCAM’S RAZOR

bANDROID: TAMARA KOLE

“Okay, so what am I wearing to dinner if your dad doesn’t want me in an evening gown? Will your mother be offended if I ignore her suggestion?”

Wandering Seaside Mall in Los Angeles, a newly constructed mall designed for the filthy rich. If you were considered poverty level good luck buying even a handkerchief. Chandler Cox was on daddy’s money, so this shopping trip was solely to satisfy his itch. Son knew dad too well, the second he saw how perfect Tamara Kole was, tentatively Koleman now, it was all about accenting that beauty and hopefully dazzle the goddess.

Discussing the porn industry that Donovan Cox participated in as a director was a financial option he hoped that she couldn’t refuse. Buying her was his way in. She was game knowing it was easy money, and it kept her nymphomaniacal desires met. Now that she was free to jumpstart her ... figuratively speaking, life, Miss Kole found anything and everything potentially possible.

A good soul at heart she truly didn’t like abusing people unless she saw how dark they might be inside. As an android eavesdropping telepathically gave her the perfect means to any end. By learning what people were thinking, finding out if they had a conscience, much like Chaney here, she could navigate around obstacles that might put her in a bad light.

She had already concluded that if anyone was found out to be abusive in using her in ways, she might not want then to she could make their lives hell faster than they could ever hope to do to her. Easy money without them even understanding the how or why, they would be bled dry. So, yeah, tread lightly people, the devious diva was strutting her stuff. The glamorous Ms. Kole certainly had a few tricks up her sleeve. Abracafuckindabra!

“Mom knows how dad can get. Like I told you they’re both freaks. When dad finds talent as hot as you, he’s going to bend over backwards to keep you happy and use the studio to back up his risks. Listen, I know my dad might have come on strong but he’s really not so bad. He would definitely defend you, especially now that he knows you and I... “ He gnashed his teeth. “I kind of told him we like one another and were looking at dating regularly.”

“While I was in the bathroom blow drying my hair. I’m not upset, Chaney. As long as you understand me, I’m willing to try this arrangement. I definitely find you adorable. Your mother sounds awesome, your dad I’ll need to decipher more. I do want to make a good impression, just without your mom thinking the worst of me.”

“I get it and that’s something I admire about you. It’s not just your amazing body and that I can make you scream so loud.” He chuckled and noticed a prime spot to shop. “Let’s start over there at Medusa’s.” A point at a women’s clothing outlet lured her eyes away from his. A sign up above the doorway with a naked woman certainly proved it might be a worthy option. “This place is supposedly designed to accent the ladies in favorable ways.”

“Right! Named after a mythical monster whose eyes turn men to stone.”

“Uh! Notice the dresses in the window? Snakeskin patterns. I think that’s more the motif, but I’m sure they have other options.”

“Hmm! I would rock a pair of serpentine leggings, matching vest maybe.” She left him behind walking toward the store. Picturing herself in the attire she smiled brightly. “I can totally use a rock star outfit to make a good impression on Chaney’s sister Suki. If I’m on Big Daddy Don’s moolah I’m going all out. If he wants the next huge whore on film, I’ll reap my rewards ahead of schedule and tell him whatever he wants to hear tonight.”

Watching her wiggle away and enjoying her ass cheeks peeking out from under her borrowed leather mini skirt, mini, mini skirt, Chandler Cox was blown away by his luck. Catching up at the entrance he simply let her explore.

“I’m pretty sure these aren’t real snakes.” He chuckled!

“Too bad! I want these to be crushed by a Manaconda.” She turned walking backwards while reaching inside her unbuttoned yellow blouse to squeeze her breasts. “Am I wrong in thinking dinner tonight is an audition more than a thank you for saving your life?” Thoughts were studied.

“Knowing my dad, probably. I’ll stand by you no matter how tonight turns out.” He was definitely sincere, his emotions, heartbeat, and endorphins were stable. “This is your life Tamara, live it how you feel you need to, not how my dad or anyone else might want to control it.”

“Fifty thousand for two weeks’ time caught me off guard. Has he ever done that for another girl?” She sifted through clothing spinners for anything that she found intriguing.