Chapter 1: The Greatest Prank!

In far, far away ... Ahm, actually in a parallel universe, it was a sunny day when the Living Legend himself was preparing a master plan! A plan which was going to result in one of the best pranks he had ever played. It would be in the top five of his ‘List of the Greatest Pranks in History’. Not only that, it would have its own chapter in his Biography.

This person was none other than self-titled ‘Pranking King,’ Hiroko Fujisaki, heir of the Fujisaki Family.

“My King, are you sure about it?” The question was asked by the tallest boy, out of the three boys that were standing before him.

“What? Do you have any doubt in my plan, General Kiba?”

“No my King of course not, it’s just, the Vice Principal is a really scary person, so I am a bit afraid of involving her in our Prank. She had already told you that you are hanging on the last thread; one more Prank and you are gone and it’s Baki, not Kiba, King Hiroko.”

“Oh, ha-ha ... don’t worry I know your name it’s just..., I was pranking you, what kind of Pranking King would I be if I can’t even prank my General?”

“Wow! That was the best Prank of this hour, Boss!” “No, that was the best Prank of the day, Boss!” The other, twin members of Hiroko’s Pranking Army added their two bits.

“There is nothing to fear, Vice Principal is out of town. She wouldn’t be coming back for the next two days and this is a foolproof plan because I, Pranking King himself, have prepared this plan from an educational video on the internet.”

“What kind of educational site provides such Pranking ideas, my King?”

“Now that I think about it, I don’t remember the name of the site, but there were many ‘X’ on the web address. So, let me summarize the entire plan again because any mistake and I will consider it a personal attack on myself; am I clear?”

All three members of the Pranking Army were paying undivided attention to their King.

“I will go to my dorm room and apologize to that Gaijin about the prank we pulled on him yesterday.”

“But boss, he said that it wasn’t even a prank.””Not only that, but he also said a five-year old child can pull off a better prank than that.” The twin members of Hiroko’s army interrupted him.

“Shhh ... don’t you ever dare to repeat those words, captains!” Spoke Hiroko with a painful expression on his face. “Each word of those two sentences is ripping my heart, string by string!”

All three boys had a worried look on their faces after witnessing their King’s painful situation. Hiroko took a deep breath to calm himself and spoke again, “And that’s why I searched for my new idea from the site where the first line of it was saying that:

‘You must be 18 or above age to view this content!’

“Wow! Boss, you are a genius!” “Yes, now this prank will be better than what a five-year-old child can do!”

“Ahhh...” Hiroko’s hands went straight to his heart it was like he was having a heart attack. After a few more deep breaths he again composed himself.

“Why do you keep repeating those horrible lines?”

“Sorry Boss, I didn’t mean to say those words.” “Yes Boss, we were just trying to praise your idea.”

“Yes, my King and we are with you, we will do whatever you want to teach that Gaijin a lesson!”Added Baki declaring his undying loyalty to his King!

“Thank you, my Army; I wouldn’t be as cool as I am without your support!”And then he started to narrate his plan to his army.

“As I was saying, I will go to that Gaijin and apologize for the prank we pulled on him yesterday.”

“But boss it wouldn’t be cool for you to apologize to him.” “Yes, not after how he insulted you and your prank.”

“Captains! I know how demeaning it is for me to do such a thing.” The anger was visible on Hiroko’s face but then the expression of hurt and anger morphed into determination. “But as we know from history, Greater Deed asks for Greater Sacrifice and this is going to be one of the Greatest Thing!”

At the same time wind started to blow through the sky, the sun was moving towards the west, at the coast ocean was roaring to high heaven! These things have nothing to do with Hiroko’s declaration; those are just natural forces doing what they do every day. Those things are mentioned here just to make this story more dramatic.

Members of Pranking Army were feeling proud to be witnesses of such a historical moment!

“So, as I was saying I will tell him how bad I feel for pulling a prank over him, and as an act of faith I will be sending a prostitute for him.”

“Boss, what is a prostitute?” “Why are you going to send her to him? You live with him in the same dorm room.”

“Oh, that’s right, and that is why I will leave the room after I finish my conversation with him. After all, it would be a great tragedy to be a victim of your own prank.”

“Wow Boss, that’s just awesome!””Yes Boss, you have thought about it already!”

“Of course, I wouldn’t be Pranking King if I can’t even plan such a grand prank properly!”

“Now, after I apologize, I will tell him as an act of faith I have arranged a prostitute for him. Before you ask again let me tell you that even I don’t know what prostitute means. I asked our General Kiba here to find this prostitute so that we can execute our plan. Now I will let our General explain the situation of his task.”