Chapter 1

With her head on my tummy, I drove
While she played sensually with me.
And arriving home, still she clung,
As the front-door I securley close.
I dragged her then backwards;
To the hot tub room soon to be,
Gloriously stripped naked:
Then she began to dose on me!

I slid the girl’s long and sleepy form,
Fully into the tub.
Turning on the water jets,
Then leaving her to gayly croon.
I went to get some champers,
And give my old cock a rub!
Upon returning fully naked,
Would she’d sing a different tune?
I’ll teach the silly bitch a trick or two,
For getting so drunk with boys
After my old spouse had left,
When hearing our vibrator noise!
For a man is only human; after all,
And acts sometimes like a mouse,
His weakness for a younger moll
Can really annoy an ageing spouse,
Who’s only sex appeal to me,
Is when she offers up, a cup of tea.
But a bird in the bath, you cannot top!
Her head was back, her eyes still shut
When she heard the champers pop,
Made her mouth smerk, exactly like a slut
Then bongo got right up inside her
And my old bulging bongo shot!
That put the slut into a lather!
“Oh You Dirty Bastard Father!”...
“You promised! ... Never up my butt!”