Charlie! Did you go?

Hey Julie. I did.

Did you get the—

I did. Dr. Watson was really cool.

Really?

Yup.

And the examination went—

It did.

So did you have to get like completely naked?

Yeah. Actually I just undressed. Pretending to be all cool and everything.

Everything?

Yup.

I bet he ... Because you’re so ... so beautiful.

Ha ha.

No. I bet he got a stiffie.

Ha. Um. Yeah.

He did?

Yup.

Could you, you know, like see it?

Yeah. I even undid the buttons. Pure white pants. Pure white lab coat.

Was it big?

Huge. I’d never seen one so big. Not that I’ve seen all that many. In fact this was my first.

Wow. I wouldn’t have guessed. So what happened then?

Naturally I had to taste it.

Oh my gosh.

Uh huh.

And how did it taste?

Good. Maybe a little like white chocolate.

The kind with nuts?

Ha ha. Yeah, nuts.

So then what? Did he? Did you?

We did.

You fucked?

Uh huh.

Gosh. And did he come? Did you come?

Both of us. Gallons of cum juice everywhere.

Charlie, you’re making this up, right? You didn’t really...

Well, yeah, because Dr. Watson wasn’t a guy.

He wasn’t?

No. Dr. Jill Watson. But otherwise it was exactly the same.