The Strawberry Patch: The Holiday Stories

Valentine’s Day

Will you be my Valentine?

The O’Dells decided to just leave Valentine’s Day wishes and thoughts all around the house this year. At the end of the day when they put the kids to bed, they turned on a playlist of Boz Scaggs and Bobby Caldwell songs and danced together in the ballroom while taking turns reading the notes.

Play list:

Boz Scaggs
You Can Have Me Anytime
(Best cover ever)
Lone Me A Dime

Bobby Caldwell
(original)
The Real Thing
What You Won’t Do For Love

Here are some of the Valentines notes. Some of them made us cry

“My Darling Sweetie, Erin.

Sometimes I lie here in bed snuggled to you and you’re sound asleep, and doing that soft little moaning, snoring-like thing you do and I put my hand in the deep valley between your soft and magnificent boobs and lick that little drop of milk that always seems to be there on the tip of your left nipple and I think to myself that of the four of us that I am the luckiest one.

Then you fart and I fluff the covers to share it with you and your other spouses and no one is happy.

Oops, my bad.

I still love you though.

Blossom”

“My Sweet and Wonderful Erin,

Your tits are the best!”

Love, Paul”

Dear Baby Blossom,

“I’ve been loving you to long to stop now.”

I stole that line from a song but you stole my heart, so that makes us even.

“I love you, Paul”

“I love you more than White Castle. Even if you don’t make me fart.

Margaret Erin”

Be My Valentine, Gwenyth BlossomBe My Valentine,
William BlossomBe My Valentine,
Roger Blossom

I Love You All,

Mom”

Be My Valentine, Genevieve LynnBe My Valentine,
Erin LynnBe My Valentine,
Martha LynnBe My Valentine,
Wanda LynnBe My Valentine,
Paul LynnBe My Valentine,
Benjamin LynnI Love You All,

Mom”

Be My Valentine, Margaret Erin (My Angel)Be My Valentine, Penelope Erin

I Love You All,

Mom”

Be My Valentine, Taylor Erin (I miss you)Be My Valentine, Margaret Erin
Genevieve LynnBe My Valentine,
Erin Lynn
Be My Valentine, Penelope Erin
Gwenyth BlossomBe My Valentine,
William Blossom
Be My Valentine, Amy Erin
Martha LynnBe My Valentine,
Wanda LynnBe My Valentine, Hanna Erin
Paul LynnBe My Valentine,
Benjamin LynnBe My Valentine,
Roger Blossom

I Love You All,

Dad”

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“Paul,

No rest for you on Valentine’s Day