Watch Your Head
Copyright© 2023 by Old Man with a Pen
Chapter 1
I suppose I need the beginning before the end.
Ya see, I was sitting at my improvised desk with my synchmaster SMBX monitor before me, my 2010 MAC PRO computer to my right ... and one of my people ... the personalities who share my brain ... had a think.
‘You drive me crazy,’ the imaginary...
“DON’T CALL ME THAT! I’m as real as you are!”
... person...
“SHE! I’M A SHE!”
... yes ma’am. Can we just get on with it?
“I SUPPOSE.”
The imaginary person, on the screen, said, ‘You drive me crazy.’ In the text box ... everyone on the computer is imaginary ... like my wife says.
She makes imaginary clothes for imaginary people who buy the clothes ... with REAL money.
Why do I call people on the computer imaginary...?
I have an ‘image’ in my mind as to what they look like. I imagine said image ... and that’s who they are.
“WHAT?”
I have to put faces to them. It’s how I roll.
“WAIT!”
What?
“How do you see me? I mean ... I’m part of you.”
So ... you’re a cantankerous 80 year old man with white hair and a beard?
“Is that how you see me?”
No ... but it seems you insist.
“TELL ME!”
Blonde blue eyed small tight waist ... big butt ... short...
“You see me as your WIFE?”
No ... but now you mention it...
“I AM NOT HER ... I AM ME.”
How do you see you? And stop yelling.
“I DON’T YELL ... I am aren’t I.”