College jocks enjoyed it when they GOT TO RAID
Female Dorms where initiation stunts are played.
Sigma Delta Chi
Assisted any guy
With virgin pledges who were longing to get laid.

Following their blowout victory over State, the starting backfield, only slightly inebriated, trooped to sorority row.

“Throw us your panties,” they chanted. “Panties! Panties! Panties!”

A second-floor window opened at Kappa House and two girls leaned out.

“Panties! Panties! Panties!” the boys yelled.

“What’s that you’re saying? Pan tease?” one of the girls called down.

“Panties! Panties! Panties!”

“Oh, panties. Sorry guys, we don’t wear any,” the girl answered.

“Then throws us your bras.”

“Yeah, bras, bras, bras.”

A second girl said, “Nope, no bras, we’re modern girls. We believe in free boobs.”

“Free boobs! Free boobs! Free boobs!” the boys roared.

“But we might have lied about the panties,” the second girl said.

“And if you come up, you can have ours,” the first girl added. “Room 209.”

Immediately the backfield streaked into Kappa House, bounded up the stairs, and rapped on the door to 209. It swung open. The boys charged inside.

Poem by Ashley
Illustrations by Mat