The Privy Report
Copyright© 2022 by Old Grey Duck
Chapter 67
Ten Things To Think About;
10: Death is the #1 killer in the world.
9: Life is sexually transmitted.
8: Good health is just the slowest way to die.
7: Men typically have just two emotions. Hungry and horny. If you note a glean in his eye and you can’t decide what he is, make him a sandwich. (Default setting.)
6: Give someone a fish, and you feed them for the day. Teach a person to use the internet and you won’t be bothered again for days, weeks, months, years...
5: On a similar line of thought, if you build a man a fire, he is warm for the rest of the day. If you set a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life.
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