Chapter 67

Ten Things To Think About;

10: Death is the #1 killer in the world.

9: Life is sexually transmitted.

8: Good health is just the slowest way to die.

7: Men typically have just two emotions. Hungry and horny. If you note a glean in his eye and you can’t decide what he is, make him a sandwich. (Default setting.)

6: Give someone a fish, and you feed them for the day. Teach a person to use the internet and you won’t be bothered again for days, weeks, months, years...

5: On a similar line of thought, if you build a man a fire, he is warm for the rest of the day. If you set a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life.

4: Health nuts are going to feel stupid one day, laying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

3: All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

2: In the 1960s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make the world normal.

1: Life is like a jar of Jalapeno Peppers. What you do today could burn your ass tomorrow!