Chapter 34

Happy Fathers Day to all the guys out there who have given their time and love to a child, be it their own or not. In honor of the genre known as “Dad Jokes:, I present the following. (Best if read aloud to a child who likes silly stuff.)

Q: What do you call a three-legged donkey?
A: A Wonky donkey.

Q: What do you call a three-legged donkey with one eye?
A: A winky wonky donkey.

Q: What do you call a three-legged miniature donkey with three legs and one eye?
A: A winky wonky dinky donkey.

Q: What do you call a three-legged miniature donkey with three legs and one eye that can play the piano?
A: A plinky-plonky winky wonky dinky donkey.

Q: What do you call a three-legged miniature donkey with three legs and one eye that can play the piano who farts a lot?
A: A stinky plinky-plonky winky wonky dinky donkey.

Q: What do you call a really clever three-legged miniature donkey with three legs and one eye that can play the piano who farts a lot?
A: A thinky stinky plinky-plonky winky wonky dinky donkey.

Q: What do you call a really clever three-legged miniature donkey with three legs and one eye that can play the piano who farts a lot and was attacked by a squid?
A: An inky thinky stinky plinky-plonky winky wonky dinky donkey.

Feel free to keep it going!