The Privy Report
Copyright© 2022 by Old Grey Duck
Chapter 31
A Bakers Dozen of Random Stuff:
1. Every cat has a distinctive scent. It’s called “Purr-fume”.
2. Make it a point to spend your life doing strange things with weird people.
3. Coconuts are really mammals. The produce milk and are hairy.
4. If I put a flannel shirt on my cat, is it now a “Plaid-a-puss”?
5. HBO login: Password must have 8 characters, a number, an emoji, your college roommate’s middle name, and a hieroglyph. ATM: 4 numbers.
6. Today, I’m having a vision problem. I can’t see myself doing anything.
7. When you dream in color, it’s a pigment of your imagination.
8. Hollywood is doing a remake of ‘The Wizard of Oz’ from the dogs perspective. It will be called “Toto Recall”.
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