The Privy Report
Copyright© 2022 by Old Grey Duck
Chapter 26
Advantages (?) of being “old”. Trust me on this!
Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
In a hostage situation, uou’re likely to be released first.
Nobody expects you to run. Ever.
People who call you after 9:00 in the evening ask; “Did I wake you?”
People no longer view you as a hyprochondriac.
There’s almost nothing left to learn the hard way.
Things you buy now, won’t wear out.
You can eat supper at 4:30.
You can live without sex, but not without your glasses. (Sweetie and I challenge this.)
You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
You no longer think of speed limits as challenges.
You no longer think of yellow traffic lights as challenges.
You stop trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who is in the room.
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