Chapter 25

Everyone can have a little fun in honor of March 14 a.k.a. Pi Day (3.14 — get it?). For starters, you can whip up a homemade pie in homonymic tribute. But even if you’re not baking inclined, you can pull out some good, clean math humor in the Pi Day spirit.

Q: Why do you never start talking to Pi at a party?
A: Because it just goes on forever.

Q: What was Sir Isaac Newtons favorite dessert?
A: Apple Pi.

Q: Why is Pi so lucky in love?
A: Because it is infinate and non-repeating.

Q: What is incorrect about the statement “Pi-R-Square”?
A: Pi are round. Cornbread r square!

Q: What did the math student say about the geometry test?
A: “It was easy as Pi!”

Q: What did the mathematician say when someone asked if he could explain what Pi Day was, again?
A: “I don’t want to repeat myself.”

Q: What did Pi say to its sweetheart?
A: “You look radian today.”

And remember! 3.14% of sailors are Pi-rates!