Jessica called the meeting of The Naughty Girls Club to order. “Any old business?” she asked.

Jill and Joanna smiled at the faux-formality.

“I have something,” Jill said. “How did your teacher like your post card art?”

Jessica took a theatrical breath. “He liked the stamp.”

“Aw, it was a cute stamp,” Joanna said. “Kittens are always cute.”

“Yeah, but the stamp was basically just a copy,” Jessica said. “I told that to the teacher, and he said it gave him an idea for the next assignment.”

Joanna and Jill waited expectantly.

“Oh, you want to hear the idea?”

“Jeepers, tell us the idea already,” Joanna said.

Jessica grinned. “Stamps. He said we should design a postage stamp.”

“Did you do kittens?” Jill asked.

“Something even better,” Jessica said.

“What could be cuter than kittens?” Jill asked.

“Blowjobs,” Jessica said. “Depending on your point of view.”

“You did a blowjob stamp?” Jill said.

“In a way,” Jessica said.

“What does that mean?” Jill asked.

“Okay, remember when we were talking about blowjobs and you were worried about the size of the cock? I told you the typical cock was a little longer and a little thicker than the cardboard spool of a toilet paper roll.”

“Four and a quarter inches by one and a half inches,” Jill said.

“Right, and no matter how much you tried, you couldn’t get the roll into your mouth,” Jessica said.

“I have a small mouth,” Jill said.

“Did you get around to measuring Trevor’s cock?” Jessica asked.

Jill shook her head.

“Right,” said Jessica. “Anyway, that’s what gave me the idea.”

She showed Jill and Joanna the stamp paintings.

Jill’s mouth dropped.

“I even printed up some real stamps,” Jessica said.

She showed Jill and Joanna the envelope.

“You’re going to mail that?” Jill asked.

“Well, the stamps aren’t really real, so who knows where the letter will end up. Probably like in that Elvis Presley song.”

“What song?” Jill asked.

“Return to sender,” Jessica said. “But you know what the funnest part was?”

Jill and Joanna shrugged.

“I’ll give you a hint. It has a great blowjob tie-in.”

Blank looks from Jill and Joanna.

“My stamps are not self-stick, so for glue I used some of Trevor’s cum.”